What's my reaction to Jessica Simpson's Malti-poo getting mauled by a coyote?

**Semi-Retired-Dave** · 09-16-2009, 09:06 AM

KB, can you answer this?
http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=927274

**NTM** · 09-16-2009, 09:10 AM

sounds like chupacabra

**SilentKnight** · 09-16-2009, 09:40 AM

FindToto.com - a company that "power dials 1000 of Jessica's closest neighbors in Encino, California to alert them about Simpson's situation."

Good fucking lord!

Yeah, that's what I want - to be "power dialed" by these people to keep an eye open for a malti-poo carcass that's been shredded by a coyote.

"Last seen in the clutches of a coyote" - but she's holding out on hopes that it may have "bolted from its captor" because its fast.

(you can't make this stuff up - pure gold!)

Jess - here's

- go buy a clue.

The dog was breakfast.

**Fetish Gimp** · 09-16-2009, 09:47 AM

They should try to find her common sense instead.

**TheAmericanCannibal** · 09-16-2009, 05:11 PM

Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave

KB, can you answer this?
http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=927274

nothing will happen to TMZ what they did was totally legal being that they have journalistic priviledge.

The cops on the other hand are fucked

**After Shock Media** · 09-16-2009, 05:36 PM

Originally posted by TheAmericanCannibal

http://www.tmz.com/2009/09/16/jessic...ch/2#c21680140

Check my post #16

This crazy bitch thinks she is going to rescue her dog and find it alive.
In the hills of Encino where coyote rip dogs and cats apart daily.

Best of luck Jess

You're dissing someones career?

Now want to explain why you hate her?

**B O B** · 09-16-2009, 05:39 PM

you sound angry in post #16 KB
let it go man...just some random blondie

lol

**dav3** · 09-16-2009, 05:56 PM

Originally posted by SilentKnight

FindToto.com - a company that "power dials 1000 of Jessica's closest neighbors in Encino, California to alert them about Simpson's situation."

Good fucking lord!

Yeah, that's what I want - to be "power dialed" by these people to keep an eye open for a malti-poo carcass that's been shredded by a coyote.

"Last seen in the clutches of a coyote" - but she's holding out on hopes that it may have "bolted from its captor" because its fast.

(you can't make this stuff up - pure gold!)

Jess - here's

- go buy a clue.

The dog was breakfast.

wow...

**CamTraffic** · 09-16-2009, 06:50 PM

that one is good too: " You are an absolute moron. A coyote grabbed your dog, if you want to find Daisy look in the coyotes tummy. You really are an air head.

Thanks,

Joy"

**Warren** · 09-16-2009, 07:30 PM

Coyote's used to come down from the mountains and look at my rotti pup through the fence in my backyard, now she is 120lbs they run like fuck from her screaming. I think she remembers them. anyway back on thread topic, no hope of finding a small dog once they got it, it's gone. sad but true.

**Agent 488** · 09-16-2009, 07:36 PM

sounds like some kind of ritual murder. blood ritual.

**dav3** · 09-16-2009, 07:42 PM

countdown to the jessica simpson coyote eradication program beginnnnnnnnns, now

**fris** · 09-16-2009, 09:22 PM

operation chowdown

**Nicky** · 09-16-2009, 11:33 PM

Originally posted by fris

operation chowdown

**John-ACWM** · 09-17-2009, 05:25 AM

Originally posted by fris

operation chowdown

LOL there's gonna be bloody

**gecko** · 09-18-2009, 09:53 PM

RIP to the doggy..

**ToplistBlog_Com** · 09-19-2009, 04:03 PM

Originally posted by NTM

sounds like chupacabra

What's my reaction to Jessica Simpson's Malti-poo getting mauled by a coyote?

What's my reaction to Jessica Simpson's Malti-poo getting mauled by a coyote?

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