09-08-2003, 11:57 AM
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Originally posted by Zorgman
Three men are walking down a beach. A Russian, an Afghani and an American. As they're walking, they happen upon a lamp and as a joke, one of them decides to rub it and... Holey Shit!!! A genie pops out. He says that he will gran them each one wish.
The Russian says "My country is in bad shape, we have no land for farming good food. I want you to make 1/4 of my country perfect for farming." The genies snaps his fingers and says "It is done."
The Afghani hurries up and says "I love my beautiful homeland and want to protect it. I want you to build a wall around my country." The genie, again, snaps his fingers and says "It is done."
The American struts up and says "Hey, uhhhh, Genie... tell me about this wall you just built." The genie replies "It is 100 feet high and 50 feet wide. There are no openings so nothing can penetrate it. The country is safe." So the slick American stops and thinks for a second and says "Fill it with water." 
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