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  • Houdini
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2001
    • 1651

    #1

    Jessica Simpson Offering Reward...

    To anyone that might have info about the coyote that took her dog lol



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  • Iron Fist
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2006
    • 23400

    #2
    I can't read any more of that dribble... "sending all my love for you Jess..." blah blah blah.... BARF.

    Dog is dead... boo fucking hoo... move the fuck on you drama whore.
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    • Houdini
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2001
      • 1651

      #3
      I know, it amazes me that people are saying "hope you find her." The fucking coyote has already shit it out.

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      • Carmine Raguso
        So Fucking Banned
        • Dec 2008
        • 2158

        #4
        Originally posted by Houdini
        I know, it amazes me that people are saying "hope you find her." The fucking coyote has already shit it out.

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        • Voodoo
          ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠
          • Sep 2002
          • 10600

          #5

          "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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          • Bama
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2001
            • 2727

            #6
            I couldn't help myself - I said to look for a fresh pile of coyote poo!

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            • VeriSexy
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              • Apr 2002
              • 25463

              #7
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              • aniloscash
                Confirmed User
                • Oct 2008
                • 1161

                #8
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                • seeandsee
                  Check SIG!
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 50945

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Houdini
                  To anyone that might have info about the coyote that took her dog lol



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                  • sexandcash
                    Confirmed User
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 1566

                    #10
                    but-coyotes can't use money! A pint size doggy dinner they CAN use however...
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                    • stephane76
                      Frenchie
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 3892

                      #11
                      Originally posted by sexandcash
                      but-coyotes can't use money! A pint size doggy dinner they CAN use however...
                      was a different kind of coyote...

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                      • Porn Grounds
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                        • May 2009
                        • 409

                        #12
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                        • sexandcash
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 1566

                          #13
                          Originally posted by stephane76
                          was a different kind of coyote...
                          lol-that's not appropriate!

                          P.S. you're hot
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                          • Vicious_B
                            Confirmed User
                            • May 2008
                            • 2564

                            #14
                            I feel for anyone that loses an animal but does she really think the dog had a chance in hell of surviving that?
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                            • beerptrol
                              Confirmed Asshole
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 12722

                              #15
                              Wile E Coyote gets his revenge
                              Last edited by beerptrol; 09-16-2009, 07:30 AM.

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                              • Joe King
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2009
                                • 613

                                #16
                                So this is how Jess is trying to get back into the news?

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                                • Machete_
                                  WINNING!
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 14579

                                  #17
                                  I would trade one year of my life, in exchange for one night of sex with her.

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                                  • justinsain
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Feb 2005
                                    • 3374

                                    #18
                                    It's sad to lose a pet like that

                                    I knew a couple that lived in southwest florida near the Everglades. He was a henpecked husband and almost went broke trying to satisfy his wife who always seemed to want more no matter how much he gave her.

                                    She had a very expensive little dog that she carried everywhere and he hated it. One day they were all out in the backyard watching the little dog run around in the grass and out of nowhere a big Hawk swooped down, grabbed the dog and flew off out of sight.

                                    She was hysterical as she had just lost her " baby ". He couldn't stop laughing and thought that was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. They eventually divorced.

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                                    • cykoe6
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Apr 2005
                                      • 4499

                                      #19
                                      I would be quite devastated if I lost one of my pets so I think her reaction is quite normal.
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                                      • Joe King
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jul 2009
                                        • 613

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by justinsain
                                        It's sad to lose a pet like that

                                        I knew a couple that lived in southwest florida near the Everglades. He was a henpecked husband and almost went broke trying to satisfy his wife who always seemed to want more no matter how much he gave her.

                                        She had a very expensive little dog that she carried everywhere and he hated it. One day they were all out in the backyard watching the little dog run around in the grass and out of nowhere a big Hawk swooped down, grabbed the dog and flew off out of sight.

                                        She was hysterical as she had just lost her " baby ". He couldn't stop laughing and thought that was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. They eventually divorced.

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                                        • tranza
                                          ICQ: 197-556-237
                                          • Jun 2003
                                          • 57559

                                          #21
                                          It is a joke, right? Lol
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                                          • stephane76
                                            Frenchie
                                            • Aug 2004
                                            • 3892

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by sexandcash
                                            lol-that's not appropriate!

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                                            • dav3
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • May 2007
                                              • 7348

                                              #23
                                              surely this will be on every major news network shortly...
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                                              • pornocruto
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jan 2009
                                                • 1308

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by justinsain
                                                It's sad to lose a pet like that

                                                I knew a couple that lived in southwest florida near the Everglades. He was a henpecked husband and almost went broke trying to satisfy his wife who always seemed to want more no matter how much he gave her.

                                                She had a very expensive little dog that she carried everywhere and he hated it. One day they were all out in the backyard watching the little dog run around in the grass and out of nowhere a big Hawk swooped down, grabbed the dog and flew off out of sight.

                                                She was hysterical as she had just lost her " baby ". He couldn't stop laughing and thought that was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. They eventually divorced.
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                                                • L-Pink
                                                  working on my tan
                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                  • 39151

                                                  #25
                                                  Is the reward "dead or alive" ?

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                                                  • ToplistBlog_Com
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • Jul 2006
                                                    • 2065

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Houdini
                                                    I know, it amazes me that people are saying "hope you find her." The fucking coyote has already shit it out.

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                                                    • CamTraffic
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Feb 2008
                                                      • 6540

                                                      #27
                                                      coyote s holding the doggy for a ransom i am so sure!
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                                                      • DefaultMan
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Nov 2006
                                                        • 1869

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by justinsain
                                                        It's sad to lose a pet like that

                                                        I knew a couple that lived in southwest florida near the Everglades. He was a henpecked husband and almost went broke trying to satisfy his wife who always seemed to want more no matter how much he gave her.

                                                        She had a very expensive little dog that she carried everywhere and he hated it. One day they were all out in the backyard watching the little dog run around in the grass and out of nowhere a big Hawk swooped down, grabbed the dog and flew off out of sight.

                                                        She was hysterical as she had just lost her " baby ". He couldn't stop laughing and thought that was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. They eventually divorced.
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                                                        • jstallion1
                                                          Registered User
                                                          • Sep 2009
                                                          • 52

                                                          #29
                                                          The coyote always wins!
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                                                          • 96ukssob
                                                            So Fucking Banananananas
                                                            • Mar 2003
                                                            • 12991

                                                            #30
                                                            WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!!

                                                            I know where it is....











































                                                            in the coyotes belly!



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                                                            • John-ACWM
                                                              Work Work Work
                                                              • Nov 2008
                                                              • 20060

                                                              #31
                                                              Someone/something's gonna get hurt(besides her dog)

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                                                              • Nicky
                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                • Mar 2003
                                                                • 30071

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Voodoo
                                                                Her head is "filled" with Vacuum but damn I'd tap that HARD!

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