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My mom had three kids, which means she had sex exactly three times and has been a born-again virgin since 1985, when my brother was conceived. Bet.
My father is still to this day the only man my mother has been with, even 36 years since their divorce. If you want to bang my mom you would have to marry her. She's still hopeful she could get re-married even at nearly 70 years old. She's now a retired school teacher in Florida. She watches the Hallmark channel and believes she can get a man of extremely high status, such as an astronaut even though there are only about a dozen in the entire world. I'll send her your photo and let her know you're interested. Good luck.
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