Have a smoke, make a coffee, then roll a joint is my morning thing.
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Have a smoke or take a piss, depending on how badly I need to take a piss./(bb|[^b]{2})/ -
unfortunately reach for a smoke.
then go let the dog out and a take a swig of Coca Cola. Go back to sleep for awhile listening to the radio.I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!Comment
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Check my stats, check some more stats & workComment
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check that my 3 motorcycles is still there.. then go for a pissComment
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go pee and then have a showerComment
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Scratch my nuts and fart.
And then have a couple of red bulls for breakfast.Comment
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I go back to sleep if possible. (depends on how hard my dog has to go)..and I'm off.Comment
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Depends on the morning.
If alone....
scratch nuts
stretch & yawn
scratch nuts
get up
morning whizz w big fart
wash hands
make coffee
let dog out
check sites/stats
If with somone...
scratch nuts
sneak-attack her from behind
yawn/stretch
get up
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make coffee
check sites/stats
bring 2 coffees to bed
share coffee with her
round 2 of morning sex
back to sleep
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take a piss
take the dog's out
make coffey
turn on computer
drink coffey while read paper
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scratch nuts
take a piss
wash teeth and hands
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1. Coke
2. Percocet
3. Smoke
(while the Perc kicks in)
4. Figure out where I am
Based on what the variables are set to,
the day pretty much goes from there.Comment
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Nice!
Originally posted by CDSmith
Depends on the morning.
If alone....
scratch nuts
stretch & yawn
scratch nuts
get up
morning whizz w big fart
wash hands
make coffee
let dog out
check sites/stats
If with somone...
scratch nuts
sneak-attack her from behind
yawn/stretch
get up
morning whizz w big fart
make coffee
check sites/stats
bring 2 coffees to bed
share coffee with her
round 2 of morning sex
back to sleep
repeat as necessaryComment
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morning joint? brbrbrbrOriginally posted by notjoe
Have a smoke, make a coffee, then roll a joint is my morning thing.
How about you fuckers!
I go to toilet first and read newspapperComment
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Turn On pc
check stats
back to sleepI'm back and happy about it.Comment
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Check stats
Check email
Go pee
Shower
Make tea
WorkComment
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I can't see any reason why to check stats - it is always the same - 0 balance on my accountOriginally posted by LunaC
Check stats
Check email
Go pee
Shower
Make tea
Work
Thanks god I have 3 more non adult copmany here
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take a piss
wash hands
turn on computer
make coffee
drink coffee
check to make sure sites all work
take shower
wash teeth
start day on damn computer in damn house...Comment
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1. Check stats at all sponsors
2. Check MRTG of server
3. Check professional and personal emails
4. Then usually take a piss.
5. Eat + drink coffee
6. Brush teeth and shower
7. Start doing work - or just fucking around.
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note that I am already fucking around, as it is 10:16 am and replied to this post before even taking a piss...
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- turn on computer
- piss/wash hands lol
- make a coffee and smoke
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Wake-n-BakeOriginally posted by Nydahl
morning joint? brbrbrbr
Not a problem. Just take the bowl or joint with you.Originally posted by Nydahl
I go to toilet first and read newspapper
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If it's a weekday: drag myself out of bed, make coffee, smoke a cigarette, nag the kid till she's dressed, fight with her over brushing her hair, send her off to school, get more coffee. I gauge the day's pain quotient, adjust my meds accordingly. Say hello to the husband when he comes in from work (graveyard shift as an x-ray tech at the hospital) let him grope me a bit before he goes to bed
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If it's a weekend: after 7am I sleep very lightly, listening to make sure the kid hasn't set the cats on fire/destroyed the apartment/hurt herself irreparably. If she needs something, I drag myself out of bed and make coffee while I'm up. I gauge the day's pain quotient, adjust my meds accordingly. Say hello to the husband, quick grope, smoke cigarettes, work, worry, etc. More coffee as needed.<font size="1" font color="black"><i><b>"No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater...than central air."</i> -- Dogma</b> ICQ#169.839.131</font>Comment
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Hope springs eternalOriginally posted by Nydahl
I can't see any reason why to check stats - it is always the same - 0 balance on my account
Last edited by LunaC; 11-10-2002, 07:06 AM.Comment
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first thing i do is check stats! :DAlex - ICQ:61889253 - MSN:zubr_zubr at hotmail.com - Skype:zubrzubrComment
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very first thing stats sometimes im half asleep when i check it and then go back to bed and then I wake up again and I cannot remember did I really check it or was that a dream that I checked it.
Am I the only one with this problem?
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Ive been checking stats in my dreams for 5 + years now.. ya think itd stop but it dont.. I hate the ones where you have A really good day in your dream and u wake up and yer like sheeits, its summa time..Originally posted by EscortBiz
very first thing stats sometimes im half asleep when i check it and then go back to bed and then I wake up again and I cannot remember did I really check it or was that a dream that I checked it.
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Routine.
Wake.
Water.
Piss.
Wash.
Dry.
Check stats naked.
Dress.
Bowl.
Stats.
Bowl.
Stats.
Bowl.
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First thing I do is generally piss, though what I really want to do is get downstairs and check my email. Doing my morning webcomics and my email is how I start my day. Of course, email includes CCBill signups, so I guess its kindof like checking my stats.
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usually I open my eyes...Do I need to fill this?Comment
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True, true.Originally posted by Wildcard
hmm i guess im different:
- jerk off
- stand upComment
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In no particular order,
Piss
Brush my teeth
Take my kid to school
Walk my dog
Check my e-mail
Go to Dunkin Donuts down the street for coffee and a glazed
Watch the morning news
Take my vitamins
And wake up by laughing at all these funny posts on GFY
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Wake up.
Hit Snooze.
Sleep.
<Repeat about 5 times>
Wake up.
Grab smokes.
Light smokes.
Goto bathroom.
Smoke.
Meanwhile coffee made itself. (Gotta love today's technology)
Make cup of coffee.
Goto PC.
Check stats.
Read email.
Check message boards.
Get ready for work.
Drink lots more coffee and excedrin.
Leave for work.Comment
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nope, i'm pretty much the same.Originally posted by EscortBiz
very first thing stats sometimes im half asleep when i check it and then go back to bed and then I wake up again and I cannot remember did I really check it or was that a dream that I checked it.
Am I the only one with this problem?
i hit the snooze button 14-19 times.
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go to work?
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I left out one important variable....
have nice satisfying morning dump.
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up at 5am--quck leak, put some coffee on, do about 10 minutes of stretching,
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go out and run about 5 miles
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So you wash your hands only when your alone??Originally posted by CDSmith
Depends on the morning.
If alone....
scratch nuts
stretch & yawn
scratch nuts
get up
morning whizz w big fart
wash hands
make coffee
let dog out
check sites/stats
If with somone...
scratch nuts
sneak-attack her from behind
yawn/stretch
get up
morning whizz w big fart
make coffee
check sites/stats
bring 2 coffees to bed
share coffee with her
round 2 of morning sex
back to sleep
repeat as necessaryComment
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Funny how people check stats first thing. I used to do this but once my signups started snowBALLIN' I got bored of it. Now I refer to my bank statements.Comment
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orange juice, 50 push ups, stretch, more orange juice, check my stats, shower... then day begins.
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I hate the ones where you dream you got no emails and I get upset.Originally posted by washiez
Ive been checking stats in my dreams for 5 + years now.. ya think itd stop but it dont.. I hate the ones where you have A really good day in your dream and u wake up and yer like sheeits, its summa time..
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1. Get out of bed.
2. Wash up.
a. Deoderant
b. Brush teeth
c. Floss
d. Mouthwash
e. Wash face
3. Exercise
a. 100 sit-ups
b. 100 reps of lifting
4. Feed fish.
5. Check stats.
6. BBS
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cat wakes me at 4AM
curse at cat
feed cat
taunt cat with threats of abandonment
back to sleepComment
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Run naked around the block.Comment
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