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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38957
    #1

    I'm at the dentist and I have an erection...

    Again! Please send help


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    • AdultSitesHub
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2023
      • 33
      #2
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        • LouiseLloyd
          SO FUCKING SCAMMED
          • Mar 2010
          • 1433
          #3
          Just hand them the glass (with your teeth in it) and then go relieve yourself in the toilet.

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            • blackmonsters
              Making PHP work
              • Nov 2002
              • 20984
              #4
              The receptionist's breath must smell like shit.

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                • TheLegacy
                  SEO RobertWarrenSEO.com
                  • Apr 2003
                  • 18102
                  #5
                  You just reminded me of that old show Married With Children when Traci Lords was the nurse...

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                    • ruff
                      I have a plan B
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 5507
                      #6
                      Originally posted by TheLegacy
                      You just reminded me of that old show Married With Children when Traci Lords was the nurse...

                      Jeez, I remember that one! Traci Lords hmmmm.
                      CryptoFeeds

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                        • luclonely
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2001
                          • 89
                          #7
                          I had my wisdom tooth taken out.
                          I squeezed my female dentist ass so hard that made her cum
                          time flies, it has been 20 years already

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                            • Rochard
                              Jägermeister Test Pilot
                              • Dec 2001
                              • 75733
                              #8
                              This happens to me all the time. But my dentist is smoking hot.
                              Herschel Savage
                              Brooklyn, NY

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                                • V_RocKs
                                  Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                  • Nov 2003
                                  • 32449
                                  #9
                                  Better than at the vasectomy room.

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                                    • CurrentlySober
                                      Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 38957
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by LouiseLloyd
                                      Just hand them the glass (with your teeth in it)
                                      I didn't have either set of teeth either in my mouth or on my person... It was a (routine) check for mouth cancer - Something that they do when you have zero teeth.

                                      No signs of cancer

                                      Originally posted by LouiseLloyd
                                      then go relieve yourself in the toilet.
                                      I had already 'relieved' myself directly into my pants before going into the dentists room, which added to the hilarity of the situation, and raised a smile ot two (from me) to relieve the stress of a pootentailly dark situation


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                                        • CurrentlySober
                                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 38957
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by TheLegacy
                                          You just reminded me of that old show Married With Children when Traci Lords was the nurse...

                                          You just made me feel old, by describing 'Married With Children' as 'That Old Show'...

                                          I'd just have said, 'Married With Children'...


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                                            • CurrentlySober
                                              Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                              • Aug 2002
                                              • 38957
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by V_RocKs
                                              Better than at the vasectomy room.
                                              Your Dentist also does vasectomies??? !!!


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                                                • redwhiteandblue
                                                  Bollocks
                                                  • Jun 2007
                                                  • 2793
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                  Your Dentist also does vasectomies??? !!!
                                                  Yeah. He doesn't mean to, but sometimes he just has the wrong glasses on.
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                                                    • CurrentlySober
                                                      Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                      • 38957
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by redwhiteandblue
                                                      Yeah. He doesn't mean to, but sometimes he just has the wrong glasses on.


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                                                        • Parria
                                                          Registered User
                                                          • Feb 2023
                                                          • 9
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                          Again! Please send help
                                                          Roger, there's a helicopter headed your way with two extra-class girls. Hold on for another fifteen minutes.

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