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  • steved
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2003
    • 1963

    #151
    Originally posted by omygosh
    luckily you are out in the western mass area. You might have a chance out there. If you were in my area and were caught by someone doing this you would in fact get run off the road. Much like other people said the problem is, you are going out looking for trouble. Theres no reason for it... I commute an hour each way to work, I see the stuff that goes on, on the roads in MA but man... theres a difference between seeing it and going to look for it. Hopefully no one gets hurt but I will laugh my ass off when you post the video of you guys getting into an accident or pulled over because you or whomever was driving was too fixated on "catching" the action. It will happen and hopefully the cops and the insurance company use your video to change some of that pristine driving record and low premiums you are bragging about.

    List of offenses in just that one video:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO2YkZMNof8
    - Obvious speeding as you are passing people at least 10-15mph faster than they are going (even with sped up video its obvious)
    - Multiple erratic lane changes
    - Following too closely
    - Passing on the right (at the end of the video)

    I guess the one good thing about this thread is the increase in your post count... PS if you came up behind me looking for trouble youd get a quick downshift and a face full of windshield / dash as I was "avoiding" a deer or debris in the road.
    Dude, I sped up the video and you can't tell shit from it . I removed both of the original videos because idiots like you that think you work for CSI.

    We were not tailgating, we were avoiding the asshole cutting us off. Get some eyes dude. and Fuck off!

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    • steved
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2003
      • 1963

      #152
      Originally posted by rowan
      Why have the vids been removed?

      There's still this one... sped up, Benny Hill style... was the original vid the same?

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO2YkZMNof8
      I removed them because of all the idiots trying to figure out what we did wrong. Ah, you weren't there, you don't know. CSI wanna-be idiots can fuck off. You are probably the idiots driving like these idiots I taped.

      Hi Metaman

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      • omygosh
        Confirmed User
        • Apr 2002
        • 132

        #153
        Originally posted by steved
        We were not tailgating, we were avoiding the asshole cutting us off. Get some eyes dude. and Fuck off!
        The guy is in front of you the entire time ass hat. the rest of what i said still stands. Hopefully you either get bored of causing problems or someone decides to put a stop to it for you. Either way good luck.

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        • steved
          Confirmed User
          • Nov 2003
          • 1963

          #154
          omygosh, you pissed because it was you driving?

          Came out just to post on my post? Are you Greg Shittyladies dot com?

          You make me laugh...

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          • steved
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2003
            • 1963

            #155
            Originally posted by omygosh
            The guy is in front of you the entire time ass hat. the rest of what i said still stands. Hopefully you either get bored of causing problems or someone decides to put a stop to it for you. Either way good luck.
            I was not causing problems, but you are.

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            • omygosh
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2002
              • 132

              #156
              nope as I said im from north eastern mass and again if it were me youd be eating windshield. Honestly theres just enough trouble going on, on the roads without morons like you out there trying to "clean up the streets" and not realizing that you are actually making it worse. but again good job bud and gl.

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              • steved
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2003
                • 1963

                #157
                Originally posted by omygosh
                nope as I said im from north eastern mass and again if it were me youd be eating windshield. Honestly theres just enough trouble going on, on the roads without morons like you out there trying to "clean up the streets" and not realizing that you are actually making it worse. but again good job bud and gl.
                I wasn't causing problems. This fuckhead was, and you don't see it and can see it. I don't tailgait, my wife doesn't either, so go back under your bridge.

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                • steved
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 1963

                  #158
                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuU7dfpkRuI

                  Last edited by steved; 09-12-2009, 07:37 PM.

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                  • omygosh
                    Confirmed User
                    • Apr 2002
                    • 132

                    #159
                    Originally posted by steved
                    I don't tailgait, my wife doesn't either, so go back under your bridge.
                    You have the real vids.. this is from the Mass RMV drivers ed book and road test. find a landmark and count, you are closer than "2 seconds" your wife tailgates... stop thinking its everyone else doing wrong and not you. There is no argument there, same with passing on the right, cant argue either of those. ok im really done this time. peace

                    http://www.mass.gov/rmv/dmanual/chapter3.pdf

                    Safe Distances Around Your Car
                    Always keep enough space between your vehicle and others. Keep a cushion of space on all sides to give yourself room to stop safely or avoid hazards.
                    ? ?
                    If following a motorcycle, allow even more distance than you would for another vehicle.
                    ? ? ?
                    Allow extra space between your vehicle and heavy equipment (for example, dump trucks, tractors).
                    When driving behind another vehicle, use the "two-second" rule for keeping a safe distance. On the road ahead, pick a fixed object, like a sign post or a tree. When the vehicle in front of you reaches that object, count out "one one-thousand, two one- thousand.....". If you reach the object before you count two, you are following too closely. Slow down until you?ve put enough distance between you and the other vehicle.
                    The two-second rule is a minimum safe distance when road conditions are clear and dry and traffic is moderate but moving. Count three or four seconds for added safety, and allow more distance when traffic allows.
                    Never cut in front of heavy equipment or tractor-trailers. These vehicles carry more weight and need much more space to stop safely.
                    Never tailgate a vehicle ahead of you. Tailgating is illegal and the main cause of rear- end crashes.
                    If a tailgater is following you, move to another lane if possible or pull to the side of the
                    road to let the tailgater pass

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                    • steved
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 1963

                      #160
                      It's zoomed in Einstein...

                      We have no tickets, no steps on insurance. Do you?

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                      • steved
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2003
                        • 1963

                        #161
                        I love how people still want to argue when the video is sped up and going backwards. You guys crack me up...

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                        • steved
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2003
                          • 1963

                          #162
                          Hey omygosh,

                          Why not spend the whole night looking up laws, figuring out the speed and direction of everyone in the video, and then make a report by the morning. I read it tomorrow.

                          You need to up your post count so get crackin'.

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                          • omygosh
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2002
                            • 132

                            #163
                            lol actually no I dont have anything on my record, had 1 ticket back in college driving through Palmer at 8 over the limit many years ago. Im a step 9 currently so we are on an even playing field, so what now smart guy? and zoomed in or not 2 seconds is 2 seconds and you are closer than that. But I do see how your argument went from we dont do it to we havent been caught. at least you are starting to see the light...

                            night

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                            • steved
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2003
                              • 1963

                              #164
                              Originally posted by omygosh
                              lol actually no I dont have anything on my record, had 1 ticket back in college driving through Palmer at 8 over the limit many years ago. Im a step 9 currently so we are on an even playing field, so what now smart guy? and zoomed in or not 2 seconds is 2 seconds and you are closer than that. But I do see how your argument went from we dont do it to we havent been caught. at least you are starting to see the light...

                              night
                              You can't tell anything from the video you are watching. Keep trying though. I love how you totally miss the fact that the guy is changing lanes without signal, passing on the right, cutting people off. No? You can't see that, even backwards and sped up? Come on, I know you can.

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                              • steved
                                Confirmed User
                                • Nov 2003
                                • 1963

                                #165
                                So how much was I zoomed in on the car? For how long? What distance from their bumper? You can tell all that right?

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                                • topnotch, standup guy
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2008
                                  • 1562

                                  #166
                                  Originally posted by steved
                                  So how much was I zoomed in on the car? For how long? What distance from their bumper? You can tell all that right?
                                  Man, you're like one of those cats who walks around with ten pens in his pocket protector and then gets all weird if somene asks to borrow one
                                  A hard dick has no conscience.

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                                  • steved
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Nov 2003
                                    • 1963

                                    #167
                                    Originally posted by topnotch, standup guy
                                    Man, you're like one of those cats who walks around with ten pens in his pocket protector and then gets all weird if somene asks to borrow one
                                    Yeah, that's me

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                                    • Agent 488
                                      Registered User
                                      • Feb 2006
                                      • 22511

                                      #168
                                      shit is like death race 2000 out there.

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                                      • ry0t
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Feb 2003
                                        • 4160

                                        #169
                                        Steve is this you on gfy? Its Jarrod

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                                        • Machete_
                                          WINNING!
                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 14579

                                          #170
                                          holy fuck.... how did a retard like you even get a drivinglicens?

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                                          • rowan
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Mar 2002
                                            • 17393

                                            #171
                                            Originally posted by steved
                                            So how much was I zoomed in on the car? For how long? What distance from their bumper? You can tell all that right?
                                            There's a couple of times you pull back and the viewer can see the front of your own car. Too close.

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                                            • quiet
                                              we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                                              • Sep 2001
                                              • 25115

                                              #172
                                              what a hilarious thread. obviously no one posting here has ever been to south east asia, or south america. i can't even begin to describe the traffic and drivers there.
                                              we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                                              • Machete_
                                                WINNING!
                                                • Oct 2002
                                                • 14579

                                                #173
                                                Originally posted by quiet
                                                what a hilarious thread. obviously no one posting here has ever been to south east asia, or south america. i can't even begin to describe the traffic and drivers there.
                                                When I was on a short trip to Bangladesh, I honestly never figured out what side of the road was the correct one to drive in.

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                                                • Fletch XXX
                                                  GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                  • 60840

                                                  #174
                                                  Originally posted by quiet
                                                  what a hilarious thread. obviously no one posting here has ever been to south east asia, or south america. i can't even begin to describe the traffic and drivers there.
                                                  or LA freeways, or in new orleans during mardi gras... LOL

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                                                  • steved
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Nov 2003
                                                    • 1963

                                                    #175
                                                    Originally posted by KrisH
                                                    holy fuck.... how did a retard like you even get a drivinglicens?
                                                    You couldn't be talking to me, I wasn't driving.

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                                                    • steved
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                      • 1963

                                                      #176
                                                      Originally posted by rowan
                                                      There's a couple of times you pull back and the viewer can see the front of your own car. Too close.
                                                      The guy pulled in front of us without enough room between us. We backed off after. You can't read into this vid, but I find it amusing how many CSI experts are on GFY.

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                                                      • steved
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Nov 2003
                                                        • 1963

                                                        #177
                                                        Originally posted by ry0t
                                                        Steve is this you on gfy? Its Jarrod
                                                        I am Steve on GFY, not sure if I'm the one you know.

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                                                        • steved
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                          • 1963

                                                          #178
                                                          Originally posted by quiet
                                                          what a hilarious thread. obviously no one posting here has ever been to south east asia, or south america. i can't even begin to describe the traffic and drivers there.
                                                          Post some vids, the idiots here will tell you what YOU did wrong

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                                                          • steved
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Nov 2003
                                                            • 1963

                                                            #179
                                                            OK, so now we've established assholes driving can do whatever they want, and if someone catches them on tape, the person taping is at fault. Now I know. I didn't know the rules before, but know I get it.

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                                                            • steved
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                              • 1963

                                                              #180
                                                              Originally posted by quiet
                                                              what a hilarious thread. obviously no one posting here has ever been to south east asia, or south america. i can't even begin to describe the traffic and drivers there.
                                                              These are great

                                                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ErbvVnLS3Q

                                                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oetF3UTIwbc

                                                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JNWucQJGVI

                                                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr5Gssaxl6g

                                                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_cf4efSfCk

                                                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL2W-HcQXsk

                                                              Last edited by steved; 09-13-2009, 03:40 PM.

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                                                              • topnotch, standup guy
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Mar 2008
                                                                • 1562

                                                                #181
                                                                Originally posted by steved
                                                                OK, so now we've established assholes driving can do whatever they want, and if someone catches them on tape, the person taping is at fault. Now I know.
                                                                Good.


                                                                Originally posted by steved
                                                                I didn't know the rules before, but know I get it.
                                                                Better late than never.

                                                                Now, turn the computer off, eat your cookies, drink a glass of warm milk and go to bed.
                                                                A hard dick has no conscience.

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                                                                • steved
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                  • 1963

                                                                  #182
                                                                  Originally posted by topnotch, standup guy
                                                                  Good.

                                                                  Better late than never.

                                                                  Now, turn the computer off, eat your cookies, drink a glass of warm milk and go to bed.
                                                                  Milk? Gross! I prefer to let the baby cows drink that shit

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