I discovered that the more people buy Bitcoin, the more the price goes up and the more MY Bitcoin is worth.
It's like I buy Bitcoin, then I tell 2 friends about it, then they tell 2 friends about it, and so on and so on. The more people I get to buy, the more money I can make in the end.
Visually, my plan looks like this:
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So my life mission is to convince everyone to buy Bitcoin. Because if I don't and people lose faith, then I am left holding the bag.
What a brilliant idea.