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  • TheSenator
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    • Feb 2003
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    #1

    Jehovah's Witnesses Come-a-Knocking - This is how to handle them -VIDEO-



    lulz....I felt bad for them but they can't handle the truth.
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  • Nicky
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    • Mar 2003
    • 30071

    #2
    Just open the door naked.

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    • TheSenator
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      • Feb 2003
      • 13330

      #3
      "Invisible Sky Daddy"..............thats fucking classic
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      • qxm
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        #4
        All hail the the tasty-sounding flying spaghetti monster ... instant classic!

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        • solopimps
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          #5
          That was a great video, bookmarked for sure. Thanks!
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          • Jdoughs
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            • Mar 2004
            • 5794

            #6
            Alright, keep up the ignorance.

            You will be burning in a pot of pasta sauce.


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            • Gordon1
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              #7
              Lol they are so bored

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              • mikesinner
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                • Nov 2005
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                #8
                They prey on the poor ignorant Thai and Filipino girls. so sad.

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                • Spunky
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                  • Jun 2002
                  • 133978

                  #9
                  Har har..that was good

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                  • ThumbLord
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                    • Jan 2009
                    • 1932

                    #10
                    fantastic stuff, loved it.
                    how old is the Earth ?
                    the slavery stuff is good as well.
                    keep up the ignorance.
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                    • TheSenator
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                      • Feb 2003
                      • 13330

                      #11
                      There must be a psychological profile on people who believe "without question" religion/cult/political party/etc.

                      The Republicans have become masters in making people believe with fervor any political idea they put out there.

                      Can this psychological profile be put to use in marketing adult porn or products?
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                      • Deej
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                        #12
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                        • tiger
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                          • Apr 2002
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                          #13
                          Hahhaahahah, owned!

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                          • Iron Fist
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                            • Dec 2006
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                            #14
                            Sad... too bad.
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                            • Danny B
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                              #15
                              Fuckin EPIC!
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                              • theking
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                                • Sep 2002
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                                #16
                                The saying...everyone needs a dog to kick...so that they can feel superior...is applicable to this asshole.
                                When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

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                                • Mr Gump
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                                  #17
                                  That was a great video, lol, thanks
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                                  • BlackCrayon
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                                    • Jun 2003
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by theking
                                    The saying...everyone needs a dog to kick...so that they can feel superior...is applicable to this asshole.
                                    Its not too hard with these fools going door to door spouting their (someone else's) retarded ideas. I saw some loser lady and her kid come to my door the other day at 930 in the fucking morning! I just opened the blinds and as soon as I saw her holding a bible I just closed them and walked away. Fucking retards.
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                                    • kmanrox
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                                      • Oct 2001
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                                      #19
                                      that guy == FTWWWWWWWW!!!
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                                      • CynBabes
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                                        • May 2007
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                                        #20
                                        Just keep copies of Mormon pamphlets handy and turn the tables on them, trying to convert them when they show up at your door.
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                                        • Darkhorse
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                                          • Sep 2002
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                                          #21
                                          lol total classic....

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                                          • rayadp05
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                                            #22
                                            Fucking stupid ass bitches.

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                                            • PurrrsianPussyKat
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                                              #23
                                              omg.. LOL!
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                                              • camchoice
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                                                #24
                                                Omg so much patience, I couldn't do that
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                                                • CaptainHowdy
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                                                  • Dec 2004
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                                                  #25
                                                  What a douchebag ...

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                                                  • jakethedog
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                                                    #26
                                                    classic .. thanks I LoL'd
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                                                    • escorpio
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                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 23486

                                                      #27
                                                      I once had a Jehovah's Witness knock on my door while I was tripping balls on mushrooms. I invited him inside and we talked about God, heaven, hell, the devil, the universe and the meaning of life until he was sorry he knocked on my door.
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                                                      • pornguy
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                                                        #28
                                                        I just tell them to fuck off.
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                                                        • DWB
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                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                          • 31779

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by kmanrox
                                                          that guy == FTWWWWWWWW!!!
                                                          DUDE, that guy TOTALLY sounds like you. If you said that was you, I would believe it.

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                                                          • Vicious_B
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                                                            #30
                                                            RAMEN. That shit is classic.

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                                                            • fmltube
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                                                              #31
                                                              that was fucking classic.

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                                                              • gornyhuy
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                                                                • May 2002
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                                                                #32
                                                                These door to door folks are not even remotely prepared to have this discussion.

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                                                                • jact
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  He knew far more about the Bible and different versions of the Bible then they ever will. Amusing.
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                                                                  • Meeper
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    That's awesome! hahaha!
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                                                                    • MetaMan
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                                                                      • Jan 2003
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by theking
                                                                      The saying...everyone needs a dog to kick...so that they can feel superior...is applicable to this asshole.
                                                                      depends on how you look at it, it can be twisted the other way also, these ladies are going around spreading bullshit and will do the same to their kids, so who is the bigger asshole?

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                                                                      • theking
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                                                                        • Sep 2002
                                                                        • 21053

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                        depends on how you look at it, it can be twisted the other way also, these ladies are going around spreading bullshit and will do the same to their kids, so who is the bigger asshole?
                                                                        In you think it is "bullshit"...they think it is not "bullshit". You are entitled to your thinking...they are entitled to their thinking. Your thinking does not have any more validity than their thinking and vice versa...other than in your mind and their mind.
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                                                                        • Vicious_B
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by theking
                                                                          In you think it is "bullshit"...they think it is not "bullshit". You are entitled to your thinking...they are entitled to their thinking. Your thinking does not have any more validity than their thinking and vice versa...other than in your mind and their mind.
                                                                          I agree that everyone is entitled to their beliefs and opinions but he wasn't the one coming to their door. If you want to preach then you should be able to handle a discussion on the subject. I did feel sorry for the Asian lady but not so much for the other woman. She was being a bitch.
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                                                                          • Semi-Retired-Dave
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                                                                            • Apr 2004
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Classic...
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                                                                            • theking
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                                                                              • Sep 2002
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by 12clicksMichele
                                                                              I agree that everyone is entitled to their beliefs and opinions but he wasn't the one coming to their door. If you want to preach then you should be able to handle a discussion on the subject. I did feel sorry for the Asian lady but not so much for the other woman. She was being a bitch.
                                                                              In my experience with them...they were not there to preach...simply to hand out some literature. I have accepted the literature and told them to have a good day. I never felt the need to attempt to humiliate them...or belittle them. I treat the Mormons the same way.
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                                                                              • CurrentlySober
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Simple way to stop them calling, is when they come to the door, as they launch into the 'script' just politely interrupt them with 'Look, Im really sorry, but I'm an apostate... I'm sure you understand'

                                                                                Then you'll be marked on thier 'maps' and they wont call again. Job Done
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                                                                                • PantiesDropped
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Nice! I live next to a Jehovah witness church gotta try the flying spaghetti monster...

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                                                                                  • BradM
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    I can't watch this stuff, arguing over religion is useless.

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                                                                                    • MetaMan
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                                                                                      • Jan 2003
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by theking
                                                                                      In my experience with them...they were not there to preach...simply to hand out some literature. I have accepted the literature and told them to have a good day. I never felt the need to attempt to humiliate them...or belittle them. I treat the Mormons the same way.
                                                                                      these people come to your house because they are their to talk with you and spread "the word". i dont see how the guy was being an asshole? he was open to discussion and just because he has answers and knowledge he is some sort of asshole? he was just in turn trying to spread his "word".

                                                                                      i have these guys come to my house like every 2 weeks and i am even open to discussion but i let them know that I AM trying to convert THEM into my way of thinking.

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                                                                                      • GrouchyAdmin
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                                                                                        • Apr 2006
                                                                                        • 12085

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        The last time I spoke with them, I was still living with my parents (lol last week lol). I asked them, "Do you really think it would be wise to recruit me? There's only 144,000 going to heaven, and I'd just lessen your chances." That seemed to work without being horribly insulting or threatening.

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                                                                                        • theking
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                                                                                          • Sep 2002
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                                          these people come to your house because they are their to talk with you and spread "the word". i dont see how the guy was being an asshole? he was open to discussion and just because he has answers and knowledge he is some sort of asshole? he was just in turn trying to spread his "word".

                                                                                          i have these guys come to my house like every 2 weeks and i am even open to discussion but i let them know that I AM trying to convert THEM into my way of thinking.
                                                                                          Your view point is your view point...from my view point he had one goal and only one goal and that was to attempt to humiliate them/be an asshole.
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                                                                                          • theking
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by gornyhuy
                                                                                            These door to door folks are not even remotely prepared to have this discussion.
                                                                                            You are correct...they are just lay people...passing out literature.
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                                                                                            • Martin
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              If you don't believe in the flying spaghetti monster you will burn in a lake of burning spaghetti sauce. LOL!

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                                                                                              • LAJ
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                                                                                                • Jun 2001
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Good stuff! Heh, I usually just point to my no-soliciting sign and shut the door in their faces. You can't argue with religious fanatics when it's all they have.
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                                                                                                • Alky
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by theking
                                                                                                  Your view point is your view point...from my view point he had one goal and only one goal and that was to attempt to humiliate them/be an asshole.
                                                                                                  i was raised catholic and when i asked my priest questions, he tried to answer them.... he didn't get all pissy with me.

                                                                                                  these jehovas witnesses are supposedly doing this to do what jesus did.... well that was a great impersonation by the blonde...not quite.

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                                                                                                  • Vicious_B
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by theking
                                                                                                    In my experience with them...they were not there to preach...simply to hand out some literature. I have accepted the literature and told them to have a good day. I never felt the need to attempt to humiliate them...or belittle them. I treat the Mormons the same way.
                                                                                                    Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                                                                    Simple way to stop them calling, is when they come to the door, as they launch into the 'script' just politely interrupt them with 'Look, Im really sorry, but I'm an apostate... I'm sure you understand'

                                                                                                    Then you'll be marked on thier 'maps' and they wont call again. Job Done
                                                                                                    Then I guess I just had pushy people. I have had them on my porch basically refusing to listen to me say I wasn't interested, just talked over me. I also had the same people come back over and over again ringing my doorbell insistently early Sunday mornings when I had worked until 4 am the night before. I tried polite, I tried not answering my door and then finally I told them I was going to let my dogs out on them. That finally stopped them.
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