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  • D Ghost
    null
    • May 2006
    • 9819

    #1

    Fuck My Sex Life

    http://www.fmysex.com
  • mikeyddddd
    Viva la vulva!
    • Mar 2003
    • 16557

    #2
    Originally posted by DJ The Kid

    That's some funny shit right there

    Last edited by mikeyddddd; 09-06-2009, 12:18 PM.

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    • D Ghost
      null
      • May 2006
      • 9819

      #3
      Originally posted by mikeyddddd

      That's some funny shit right there

      your gifs never get old lol

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      • HorseShit
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Dec 2004
        • 17513

        #4
        "Today my girlfriend and I were having sex in the bathroom, she slipped and almost fell but prevented herself from falling by grabbing my penis."

        LOL

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        • fmltube
          So Fucking Banned
          • Aug 2009
          • 886

          #5
          classic

          "Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite “porn”. He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FMSL"

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          • HorseShit
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Dec 2004
            • 17513

            #6
            "Today my girlfriend and I were having sex in the bathroom, she slipped and almost fell but prevented herself from falling by grabbing my penis."

            LOL

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            • mikeyddddd
              Viva la vulva!
              • Mar 2003
              • 16557

              #7
              Originally posted by Justin
              Today, 03:40 PM
              "Today my girlfriend and I were having sex in the bathroom, she slipped and almost fell but prevented herself from falling by grabbing my penis."

              LOL
              Originally posted by Justin
              Today, 04:14 PM
              "Today my girlfriend and I were having sex in the bathroom, she slipped and almost fell but prevented herself from falling by grabbing my penis."

              LOL


              Last edited by mikeyddddd; 09-06-2009, 01:25 PM.

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              • woj
                <&(©¿©)&>
                • Jul 2002
                • 47880

                #8
                "Today I was on my girlfriend's computer and searching on Google, I looked at her browser history, and the first result is "the best sex positions for a small penis." FMS"

                ouch
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                • D Ghost
                  null
                  • May 2006
                  • 9819

                  #9
                  Originally posted by woj
                  "Today I was on my girlfriend's computer and searching on Google, I looked at her browser history, and the first result is "the best sex positions for a small penis." FMS"

                  ouch
                  thats a good one haha

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                  • Spunky
                    I need a beer
                    • Jun 2002
                    • 133978

                    #10
                    Har har,that site is hilarious
                    Today I thought I was all better from having the flu. So me and my boyfriend went to have sex. As I'm about ready to orgasm, I vomited all over his face. He was so in shock that he vomited back on me immediately

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                    • CaptainHowdy
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 94152

                      #11
                      Aaaaaahahahaha...

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                      • Zuzana Designs
                        All Your Design Needs
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 20908

                        #12
                        Today, my dad gave me a promise ring for my one year anniversary with my boyfriend and made me swear I would wait to have sex until I'm married. Four hours later he walked in on us having sex in my room. FMSL

                        That is great!

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                        • D Ghost
                          null
                          • May 2006
                          • 9819

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Spunky
                          Har har,that site is hilarious
                          Today I thought I was all better from having the flu. So me and my boyfriend went to have sex. As I'm about ready to orgasm, I vomited all over his face. He was so in shock that he vomited back on me immediately
                          megalol

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                          • HorseShit
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Dec 2004
                            • 17513

                            #14
                            Originally posted by mikeyddddd


                            alzheimer

                            got any pics of those ? love 2see it

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                            • VeriSexy
                              Join The Royal Family
                              • Apr 2002
                              • 25463

                              #15
                              that site is hilarious
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                              • LiveDose
                                Show Yer Tits!
                                • Feb 2002
                                • 25792

                                #16
                                Originally posted by woj
                                "Today I was on my girlfriend's computer and searching on Google, I looked at her browser history, and the first result is "the best sex positions for a small penis." FMS"

                                ouch

                                Doh, haha.

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                                • CyberHustler
                                  Masterbaiter
                                  • Feb 2006
                                  • 28806

                                  #17
                                  “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                  • gecko
                                    ******
                                    • Jun 2002
                                    • 21846

                                    #18
                                    bahahaha awesome site
                                    [email protected]

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                                    • D Ghost
                                      null
                                      • May 2006
                                      • 9819

                                      #19
                                      thanks guys

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                                      • TrafficRush
                                        See My SIG!
                                        • Dec 2003
                                        • 2099

                                        #20
                                        good domain
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                                        • Calico Jack
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2004
                                          • 2051

                                          #21
                                          Had a good laugh there. Funny stuff.

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                                          • PornMD
                                            Mainstream Businessman
                                            • Jan 2007
                                            • 9291

                                            #22
                                            Are these all fake or what? The domain was registered a mere 5 days ago, 4 days old at the time of this post.

                                            Not that it wouldn't be that hard to make up a bunch of these but still, just thought that was funny.
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                                            • NetHorse
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Dec 2006
                                              • 3526

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by fmltube
                                              classic

                                              "Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite ?porn?. He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FMSL"
                                              LOL.
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                                              • BSleazy
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Aug 2002
                                                • 6721

                                                #24
                                                well then...
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                                                • D Ghost
                                                  null
                                                  • May 2006
                                                  • 9819

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by BCyber
                                                  well then...
                                                  Everytime I see BCyber's avatar, I want to be in it...

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                                                  • Iron Fist
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Dec 2006
                                                    • 23400

                                                    #26
                                                    Good luck
                                                    i like waffles

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                                                    • Denaz
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jul 2009
                                                      • 204

                                                      #27
                                                      "It used to be my fantasy to have sex with two bears, one male, and one female. Bad idea. FMSL"

                                                      lol wtf
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                                                      • 96ukssob
                                                        So Fucking Banananananas
                                                        • Mar 2003
                                                        • 12991

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Denaz
                                                        "It used to be my fantasy to have sex with two bears, one male, and one female. Bad idea. FMSL"

                                                        lol wtf
                                                        nice Avatar
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                                                        • Bryan G
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Aug 2005
                                                          • 8338

                                                          #29


                                                          I was having sex with a girl I met a day earlier, as she orgasmed she yelled "Oh god Alex." I said "Michele my name isn't Alex, it's Derrick." I pulled out and she responded "Um my name isn't Michele it's Melinda." FMSL
                                                          Bryan
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                                                          • GrouchyAdmin
                                                            Now choke yourself!
                                                            • Apr 2006
                                                            • 12085

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by DJ The Kid
                                                            your gifs never get old lol
                                                            They were born that way.

                                                            Where's my goddamn pizza!? Tell Jesse I said 'Hi.'

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                                                            • D Ghost
                                                              null
                                                              • May 2006
                                                              • 9819

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin
                                                              They were born that way.

                                                              Where's my goddamn pizza!? Tell Jesse I said 'Hi.'
                                                              Lol

                                                              will do

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