Here's A Question For You...

Why would anyone in their right mind bother to pay for online porn?

Here are a few possible answers that make sense (if you are retarded)...

1) When you're horny and want to get off, it is REALLY important that you watch super hi-def, full screen, hi-res smut. Free clips just don't do it for you.

2) You are a secret daredevil, and risk taker. You want to use your credit card online, just to see what happens... maybe the card can be charged erroneously, or double charged, or used in an elaborate identity theft operation... who knows, but you want to take the gamble. It's just fun! No need for free porn for you.

3) You know you can find free clips in all possible niches, by spending 2 minutes looking, but you just don't have that kind of time - you would rather just pay!

4) You want to download the clips to your hardrive, so you have hard evidence that you are a deviant. You know... something on your computer to worry about. Maybe your wife can find it, or your boss, or maybe an airport inspection... again, you are a true rebel!


I'm sure there must be tons of additionally intelligent answers to that question, but that's all I have for now.

Adapt or die mutherfuckers!