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  • Sands
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2007
    • 3134

    #1

    *****Order a Server from Dedico.com and I'll Bang Your Wife for Free*****

    Dedico.com understands the needs of today?s webmaster, and that?s why we stock top of the line servers for shared, virtual, and dedicated hosting, but we?re taking it a step further: with any new orders from Dedico.com, not only will you receive great equipment and great support, but you?ll also receive a few hours of peace and quiet to work on your new projects as I bang your wife.

    No other hosting company is innovative enough to offer a service like this because they don?t understand the needs of a client like Dedico.com does! Your projects take time, energy, and concentration, which are probably the three most valuable resources necessary for a satisfactory sexual encounter with your significant other. There are only 24 hours in the day, and Dedico.com knows that sometimes you have to make a choice between working on your website or banging your wife. Let us make that an easy decision for you? by banging your wife.

    With a new dedicated server from Dedico.com, and a free banging of your wife, you get the following benefits:

    • Free server setup
    • At least 4 hours of free time while I bang your wife
    • Up to 2000mbps unmetered bandwidth
    • Free remote reboot
    • A wife who has a greater appreciation for you, sexually, after I bang her
    • Free Tier-1 support (normally $49/mo)
    • Plausible deniability of the paternity of any newborns? because I banged your wife


    Dedico.com has hosting packages, big and small, to meet and exceed your requirements, including new Nehalem based servers that can consolidate your current IT buildout by 25-75% (depending on your current hosting setup).

    I?ll be funneling L-Arginine in preparation for larger orders, but in the meantime contact me through ICQ (418194907) or email ([email protected]) and see how Dedico.com can work for you? and bang your wife!
  • Odysseus
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2005
    • 745

    #2
    Nice promo!

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    • TurboAngel
      H.B.I.C.
      • Jun 2003
      • 30122

      #3
      Sorry I had to laugh, the whole bang your wife for free! LMAO

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      • Sands
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2007
        • 3134

        #4
        I think this is an amazing offer and we're the first webhost to bring it to you. Take advantage while I'm still fresh and not cramped up!

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        • Sands
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2007
          • 3134

          #5
          Bump for more deals

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          • Serial Pervert
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2008
            • 2666

            #6
            bump! awesome promo

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            • seeandsee
              Check SIG!
              • Mar 2006
              • 50945

              #7
              lol, nice marketing :D
              BUY MY SIG - 50$/Year

              Contact here

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              • LeRoy
                Porn Pusher
                • Jul 2007
                • 13362

                #8
                That's a great deal Sands
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                • Sands
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 3134

                  #9
                  Thanks guys!

                  For all interested parties, keep in mind that I am of average endowment and will not overshadow your manhood.

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                  • CaptainHowdy
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Dec 2004
                    • 94107

                    #10
                    What about the wives that already have lovers?? I feel left out...

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                    • area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 3163

                      #11
                      My wife has a really big cock that will be perfect for banging you kiddo

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                      • BobG
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2003
                        • 4274

                        #12
                        What if someone has 3 wives? Could he order just 2 servers and get the 3rd wife banged for free?

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                        • Cyber Fucker
                          Hmm
                          • Sep 2005
                          • 12642

                          #13
                          Sorry, my wife could be banged only by myself

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                          • Iron Fist
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 23400

                            #14
                            What if I don't have a wife? Will a AIDs infected streetwalker do instead?
                            i like waffles

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                            • Sands
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2007
                              • 3134

                              #15
                              Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                              What about the wives that already have lovers?? I feel left out...
                              Then a threesome/gangbang is in order, in which case you'll have even more time to work on your sites.

                              Originally posted by TheSlutty
                              My wife has a really big cock that will be perfect for banging you kiddo
                              The server you order would have to be big enough to match that she-cock.

                              Originally posted by BobG
                              What if someone has 3 wives? Could he order just 2 servers and get the 3rd wife banged for free?
                              Yes, we currently have a special running for our Mormon customers.

                              Originally posted by bbwebmaster
                              Sorry, my wife could be banged only by myself
                              That's cool. I'll take her out shopping and hold her purse while you get your sites up and running on your new server.

                              Originally posted by sharphead
                              What if I don't have a wife? Will a AIDs infected streetwalker do instead?
                              Only if she's cool with my herpes.

                              Thanks for the bumps guys

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                              • Cyandin
                                Confirmed User
                                • Aug 2008
                                • 1723

                                #16
                                Originally posted by BobG
                                What if someone has 3 wives? Could he order just 2 servers and get the 3rd wife banged for free?
                                It's all about the bulk discounts!!

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                                • romeo22
                                  你自己去他媽的
                                  • Mar 2008
                                  • 23328

                                  #17
                                  Great staff guys!

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                                  • Sands
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Feb 2007
                                    • 3134

                                    #18
                                    Dedico.com is hard at working pleasing our customers and pleasing their wives

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                                    • Zuzana Designs
                                      All Your Design Needs
                                      • Feb 2005
                                      • 20902

                                      #19
                                      What if you don't have a wife?

                                      Website Design - Consulting - Development
                                      sarah [at] zuzanadesigns.com - See Our Work

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                                      • Sands
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Feb 2007
                                        • 3134

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Zuzana Designs
                                        What if you don't have a wife?
                                        Male or female?

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                                        • Zuzana Designs
                                          All Your Design Needs
                                          • Feb 2005
                                          • 20902

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Sands
                                          Male or female?
                                          Female....

                                          Website Design - Consulting - Development
                                          sarah [at] zuzanadesigns.com - See Our Work

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                                          • Sands
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Feb 2007
                                            • 3134

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Zuzana Designs
                                            Female....
                                            Then I'll build your website for you... while banging.

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                                            • Zuzana Designs
                                              All Your Design Needs
                                              • Feb 2005
                                              • 20902

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Sands
                                              Then I'll build your website for you... while banging.
                                              Now that is raw talent! What if someone dates a tranny and needs him/her to get banged, while you set up their server for 4 hours

                                              Website Design - Consulting - Development
                                              sarah [at] zuzanadesigns.com - See Our Work

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                                              • Sands
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Feb 2007
                                                • 3134

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Zuzana Designs
                                                Now that is raw talent! What if someone dates a tranny and needs him/her to get banged, while you set up their server for 4 hours
                                                I think I could pull it off, but I'd probably die afterward like in the legend of John Henry.

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                                                • Cyandin
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Aug 2008
                                                  • 1723

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Sands
                                                  I think I could pull it off, but I'd probably die afterward like in the legend of John Henry.
                                                  What a way to go!

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                                                  • Dirty Lord
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Nov 2007
                                                    • 2681

                                                    #26
                                                    wow, great!

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                                                    • CHARGER
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Aug 2009
                                                      • 551

                                                      #27
                                                      looking good
                                                      592577093<---- icq me.... LET THE PLAYA PLAY

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                                                      • Cyandin
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Aug 2008
                                                        • 1723

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by CHARGER
                                                        looking good
                                                        Welcome, newcomer! Go fuck yourself!

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                                                        • split_joel
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jan 2005
                                                          • 2270

                                                          #29
                                                          Welcome to the hosting club

                                                          Good luck guys
                                                          E-mail marketing - Automation Scripting - IP Space
                                                          AIM: splitjoelp ICQ: 254759453 skype - splitjoelp 702-941-6465

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                                                          • Lee
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Aug 2002
                                                            • 2977

                                                            #30
                                                            Ive got a gallery server I might be looking to move, what price for 50 mbps with lotsa ram and disk space?

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                                                            • BobG
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                              • 4274

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Cyandin
                                                              It's all about the bulk discounts!!

                                                              I know you said that you guys were banging out deals but I had no idea...

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                                                              • Sands
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Feb 2007
                                                                • 3134

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Lee
                                                                Ive got a gallery server I might be looking to move, what price for 50 mbps with lotsa ram and disk space?
                                                                Hi Lee, could you please get in touch with me? 418194907 or [email protected] We've got something perfect for you
                                                                Last edited by Sands; 09-02-2009, 01:40 PM.

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                                                                • OMDC
                                                                  Registered User
                                                                  • Sep 2008
                                                                  • 56

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Wow, nice Router! Is that yours? So funny how you don't even realize the Router is backwards AND upside down on your own web site n00b. And you are reselling cogent bandwidth at a high price. LOL

                                                                  Sorry, but I *had* to do it. I used to be in the hosting biz but since there are so many penny pinchers... fuk that. LOL

                                                                  Shouldn't your router look like this, obviously with the rest of your blades? LOL

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                                                                  • OMDC
                                                                    Registered User
                                                                    • Sep 2008
                                                                    • 56

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Hrmm, seems your address is a virtual office too LOL

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                                                                    • epitome
                                                                      So Fucking Lame
                                                                      • Jun 2009
                                                                      • 12156

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Bang my boyfriend for me and we have a deal!

                                                                      Let's see how dedicated you really are!

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                                                                      • C H R I S
                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                        • Nov 2005
                                                                        • 10842

                                                                        #36
                                                                        How many servers to bang your wife??
                                                                        C H R I S
                                                                        Retired Porn Veteran

                                                                        BH4L

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                                                                        • gleem
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                                          • 5593

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Have my hosted affiliate server with Dedico and the new server was pushing next to no load at 160mbps of traffic... and I even got to watch Sands bang my wife free!




                                                                          Contact me: \\// E: webmaster /at/ unprofessional.com

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                                                                          • Sands
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Feb 2007
                                                                            • 3134

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by OMDC
                                                                            Wow, nice Router! Is that yours? So funny how you don't even realize the Router is backwards AND upside down on your own web site n00b. And you are reselling cogent bandwidth at a high price. LOL...

                                                                            Hrmm, seems your address is a virtual office too LOL...
                                                                            Hey there friend, thank you for the input. If you were in the hosting business before then I'm sure that you would agree that a host should be judged on their level of dedication and service to their clients and not the images on their website. We're a new company and we're quickly expanding, and part of that expansion for us now is looking for a nice office suite. But all else aside, we work hard for our customers, just as I'm sure you did too.

                                                                            Originally posted by epitome
                                                                            Bang my boyfriend for me and we have a deal!

                                                                            Let's see how dedicated you really are!
                                                                            Fine, but you better be ordering A LOT of servers

                                                                            Originally posted by AVNChris
                                                                            How many servers to bang your wife??
                                                                            No purchase necessary Chris, just answer our Craigslist ad.

                                                                            Originally posted by gleem
                                                                            Have my hosted affiliate server with Dedico and the new server was pushing next to no load at 160mbps of traffic... and I even got to watch Sands bang my wife free!
                                                                            It's great to have you as part of the Dedico.com family, gleem. It's like we're one big happy family... that bangs your wife.

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                                                                            • Sands
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Feb 2007
                                                                              • 3134

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Yesterday was a great day and I want to thank everyone who contacted me. Here's another bump for a new round of server-selling and wife-banging

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                                                                              • critical
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Aug 2009
                                                                                • 478

                                                                                #40
                                                                                "Hey there friend, thank you for the input. If you were in the hosting business before then I'm sure that you would agree that a host should be judged on their level of dedication and service to their clients and not the images on their website. We're a new company and we're quickly expanding, and part of that expansion for us now is looking for a nice office suite. But all else aside, we work hard for our customers, just as I'm sure you did too."

                                                                                Nice reply, very professional. I like how you
                                                                                replied.... If you are that slick in real life you
                                                                                might even be able to trick my wife into banging you lol.

                                                                                Point though: Seriously fix that image on your site.
                                                                                It seems as if you have no router of your own if you
                                                                                didn't even catch the fact that it's backwards and upside
                                                                                down lol. Thank god he pointed that out to you
                                                                                you could lose alot of biz like that however I'm sure
                                                                                it was just an oversite, right? Leave him alone OMDC
                                                                                this guy seems to have more friends here than you lol

                                                                                overall moral of the story? Pay attention to detail.
                                                                                And OMDC if you ain't got nothing constructive to
                                                                                say then keep it to yourself even if your point is on point

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                                                                                • Cyandin
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Aug 2008
                                                                                  • 1723

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Hey fellas,

                                                                                  A few quick comments for your edification:

                                                                                  1. No that's not our exact router.

                                                                                  2. Some chassis are oriented with the PSU's on top.

                                                                                  3. OMDC, you are a nick affiliated with SplitInfinity/Suavemente, are you not? Given your DC is the Otay Mesa Data Center, and your stated location is close to San Diego. If so, please keep in mind that for a hosting company to post derogatory comments in the thread of another hosting company is one of the biggest mistakes you can make here, and given recent threads which I will not name, I don't think you want to go down that road anymore than you already have.

                                                                                  4. Critical, I appreciate your constructive criticism, and you are indeed right in that most chassis orient the PSU's at the bottom, and totally justified in your comment.


                                                                                  Big thanks to all for the great feedback from the genius thread of Sands, and I look forward to working with many more of you very soon!

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                                                                                  • split_joel
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Jan 2005
                                                                                    • 2270

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Cyandin
                                                                                    Hey fellas,

                                                                                    A few quick comments for your edification:

                                                                                    1. No that's not our exact router.

                                                                                    2. Some chassis are oriented with the PSU's on top.

                                                                                    3. OMDC, you are a nick affiliated with SplitInfinity/Suavemente, are you not? Given your DC is the Otay Mesa Data Center, and your stated location is close to San Diego. If so, please keep in mind that for a hosting company to post derogatory comments in the thread of another hosting company is one of the biggest mistakes you can make here, and given recent threads which I will not name, I don't think you want to go down that road anymore than you already have.

                                                                                    4. Critical, I appreciate your constructive criticism, and you are indeed right in that most chassis orient the PSU's at the bottom, and totally justified in your comment.


                                                                                    Big thanks to all for the great feedback from the genius thread of Sands, and I look forward to working with many more of you very soon!
                                                                                    First off I'd like to say very nice professional reply on both your parts, I think a lot of people could learn a thing or 2 about PR from you guys including myself. That being said, I have already welcomed you to the hosting world and can assure you OMDC although flying our name is NO longer with us and has not been for a long while. Only reason why he has that nick is because he has the password and we do not.

                                                                                    Good luck

                                                                                    E-mail marketing - Automation Scripting - IP Space
                                                                                    AIM: splitjoelp ICQ: 254759453 skype - splitjoelp 702-941-6465

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                                                                                    • Cyandin
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Aug 2008
                                                                                      • 1723

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by split_joel
                                                                                      First off I'd like to say very nice professional reply on both your parts, I think a lot of people could learn a thing or 2 about PR from you guys including myself. That being said, I have already welcomed you to the hosting world and can assure you OMDC although flying our name is NO longer with us and has not been for a long while. Only reason why he has that nick is because he has the password and we do not.

                                                                                      Good luck

                                                                                      Noted and appreciated. I sure would see about having someone flying your name being made to change their nick though, as that'd be a crappy cause for two entities to develop bad blood over.

                                                                                      Critical: Since chassis with PSU's oriented at the top aren't too common anymore, I will grab a pic of a more recent 6500 chassis and have it put up, since other people may get the same impression you did, and I'd hate for anyone to doubt our expertise or service quality of something so silly. So again - your input is always appreciated, especially when put across in such a constructive manner.

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                                                                                      • Lee
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Aug 2002
                                                                                        • 2977

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        There could have been a happy meal sitting on that server and I wouldnt have noticed it was wrong lol.

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                                                                                        • Cyandin
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Aug 2008
                                                                                          • 1723

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Lee
                                                                                          There could have been a happy meal sitting on that server and I wouldnt have noticed it was wrong lol.
                                                                                          MAYBE THERE IS!

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                                                                                          • Sands
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Feb 2007
                                                                                            • 3134

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by split_joel
                                                                                            Welcome to the hosting club

                                                                                            Good luck guys
                                                                                            Hi Joel, sorry I overlooked this! We appreciate the warm welcome

                                                                                            Originally posted by critical
                                                                                            Nice reply, very professional. I like how you replied....
                                                                                            Thanks critical, I appreciate your compliment and your input.

                                                                                            Originally posted by Lee
                                                                                            There could have been a happy meal sitting on that server and I wouldnt have noticed it was wrong lol.
                                                                                            lol, That might be a great promotion: free happy meal with every server

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                                                                                            • Cyandin
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Aug 2008
                                                                                              • 1723

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              OH MY GOD WE FLIPPED THE ROUTER OVER!!!!!! WOOOHOO!!!!

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                                                                                              • Sands
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Feb 2007
                                                                                                • 3134

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Cyandin
                                                                                                OH MY GOD WE FLIPPED THE ROUTER OVER!!!!!! WOOOHOO!!!!
                                                                                                Great, now I'm going to have to do a head-stand whenever I visit the site

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