And you thought Canadians all had really small penises.

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  • ToRussiaWithLove
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    • Sep 2002
    • 56

    #1

    And you thought Canadians all had really small penises.

    I know Canadians are known to have really small penises (even smaller than asian penises) but I must be an exception. My penis isn't the largest member around but it definately makes up for its shortness in girth. I am proud of my penis and Im proud to be born Canadian! Not for long though, Russia... Here I cum!
  • foe
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    • May 2002
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    #2

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    • Converto Man
      Registered User
      • Nov 2002
      • 29

      #3
      Canadians are known to have the Biggest Fattest Monstercocks!! What the f#ck are you talking about? Smaller than asians? Hahahahahahaha......thats possible?

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      • Mutt
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        • Sep 2002
        • 34431

        #4
        Canadians have small penises?


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        though i'm sure Mike Myers has a small peepee.
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        • Brown Bear
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          • May 2002
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          #5
          There has been waaay to many stupid threads today.
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          • Fletch XXX
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            • Jan 2002
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            #6
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            • Morgan
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              • May 2002
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              #7
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              • Hooterdog
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                • Mar 2002
                • 602

                #8
                good day, Hoser

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                • Converto Man
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                  • Nov 2002
                  • 29

                  #9
                  Take off eh?

                  Hahahaha.
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                  • yellofello
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 183

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Brown Bear
                    There has been waaay to many stupid threads today.
                    do you define stupid as 'canadian'?

                    i'm canadian AND asian... fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
                    Due to the fact that light is faster than sound, a person will appear intelligent until they open their mouth

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                    • becca
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 131

                      #11
                      I tell you from personal experience, my husbands is NOT small at all. Its quite nice, AND he knows how to use it. That must be the canadian in him, afterall. If most of them have small penises, then they sure as hell have to know how to use em or they'd never get laid.

                      And I tell you once more, from personal experience, my husband has no problems getting laid.

                      (Blush, husband, BLUSH!)
                      - Becca

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                      • evildick

                        #12
                        Do black Canadians have small dinks too?

                        Jorge is Canadian, so maybe you're right.

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                        • Converto Man
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                          • Nov 2002
                          • 29

                          #13
                          If Canadians have the small dicks, why are Americans and Brits 80% of the penis enlargement consumers? Must be a coincidence.
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                          • ToRussiaWithLove
                            Registered User
                            • Sep 2002
                            • 56

                            #14
                            Probably because they have more money than us.

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                            • becca
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 131

                              #15
                              Yeah, but the Americans are losing the freedom to SPEND that money day by day.

                              They have nothing ELSE they can buy so they go to get larger penises. They might be able to get some lovin' then..


                              okay, question.

                              If prostitution is illegal, why isn't pornography? Is it because there is a camera involved? Just so,me morbid curiousity.. and the fact my husband and I had a debate about this
                              - Becca

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                              • jreaka
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                                • Mar 2002
                                • 1096

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Converto Man
                                If Canadians have the small dicks, why are Americans and Brits 80% of the penis enlargement consumers? Must be a coincidence.
                                America and Britian have open borders........It's just Canadians that have moved!

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                                • pink_in_the_middle
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                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 4503

                                  #17
                                  We're canadian so I think you're wrong man. I can barly fit my bf's cock in my mouth...and you guys know I have a big mouth
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                                  • Fletch XXX
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                                    • Jan 2002
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                                    #18
                                    What about Black Canadians?

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                                    • Converto Man
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                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 29

                                      #19
                                      Black Canadians are known for their MASSIVECOCKS!!
                                      Last edited by Converto Man; 11-08-2002, 09:42 AM.
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                                      • McAttack
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                                        • Jul 2002
                                        • 625

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by becca


                                        okay, question.

                                        If prostitution is illegal, why isn't pornography? Is it because there is a camera involved? Just so,me morbid curiousity.. and the fact my husband and I had a debate about this
                                        This should be it's own topic, but anyways. I THINK it's because prostituion is selling flesh and pornography falls under the category of art (like movies and photography)

                                        If pornography would become illegal, then fashion magazines would be in trouble cause I know you can see nipples in those. Any movie with an erotic scene in it would be banned, and it would push too much.

                                        But, with John Ashhahahahaha in the states, who knows maybe this will become a reality!

                                        You know Teen Kelly converts like crazy.

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                                        • irisPornKings
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                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 167

                                          #21
                                          i think i've been with two Canadians. one was nice and big and white and i really liked it. one was persian.. and so small i declined to actually be with him.

                                          i've also been with three Asians, unless I missed one somewhere along the way. one was small with a big mushroom cap, one was big but didn't know what to do with it, and one was medium sized and unmemorable.

                                          so that's my input in case anyone's tallying up results.

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                                          • multisexsite
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                                            • Oct 2002
                                            • 929

                                            #22
                                            haha damn girl

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                                            • [The Leader]
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                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 1026

                                              #23
                                              I've heard a lot of shit about us Canuks, but I've never heard this one.


                                              *checks pants*

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                                              • Hot Tropical Babes
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                                                • Feb 2001
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle
                                                We're canadian so I think you're wrong man. I can barly fit my bf's cock in my mouth...and you guys know I have a big mouth
                                                way to go Pink!

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