My cock has been in so many different races of women i had to get it its own passport

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  • MetaMan
    I AM WEB 2.0
    • Jan 2003
    • 28682

    #1

    My cock has been in so many different races of women i had to get it its own passport

    Lasttime i was at boarder services in the USA as some of you may recall and they wouldnt let me in. the department of homelan security told me he saw me post on GFY about all the hot different raced women i have had sex with.

    well anyway long story short he said that my cock would need its own passporte to travel. it has just arrive and i can travel to the USA again.
  • Fetish Gimp
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2005
    • 1699

    #2
    You didn't have to get a passport also for your tongue?

    You selfish bastard.
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    • Deej
      I make pixels work
      • Jun 2005
      • 24386

      #3
      Youre a bad bad man

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      • epitome
        So Fucking Lame
        • Jun 2009
        • 12156

        #4
        You rawk so hard on the Internet.

        I hope to be as cool as you one day!

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        • alias
          aliasx
          • Apr 2001
          • 19010

          #5
          Maybe you can get them to stamp it at customs.
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          • MetaMan
            I AM WEB 2.0
            • Jan 2003
            • 28682

            #6
            Originally posted by Deej
            Youre a bad bad man
            ONE BADDDDDD MAMA JAMA

            Originally posted by epitome
            You rawk so hard on the Internet.

            I hope to be as cool as you one day!

            dont waste your time trying unless you are re incarnated as some sort of dolphin then you have no hope. even then you will be the gay dolphin.

            Originally posted by Fetish Gimp
            You didn't have to get a passport also for your tongue?

            You selfish bastard.
            i actually have a tongue ring and that is my main thing is licking down a chick WOOT WOOT. i dont even have to get off i love diving in, they get so wet i have to put on water wings.

            i had to build a dock on the edge of my bed just so i wouldnt drift down sea.

            Originally posted by alias
            Maybe you can get them to stamp it at customs.


            it will look like lipstick a girlfriend wouldnt recognize.

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            • Tom_PM
              Porn Meister
              • Feb 2005
              • 16443

              #7
              What did you have to get it for all the different races of man it's been in?

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              • eroticsexxx
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2006
                • 3133

                #8
                Originally posted by MetaMan
                dont waste your time trying unless you are re incarnated as some sort of dolphin then you have no hope. even then you will be the gay dolphin.

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                • alias
                  aliasx
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 19010

                  #9
                  LOL @ dolphins=gay sharks
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                  • Kiwigirl
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2005
                    • 2556

                    #10
                    I'm interested in exactly how many women you have boned and what nationalities you have covered. hehehe
                    Any that are still on the list to accomplish?

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                    • MetaMan
                      I AM WEB 2.0
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 28682

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Kiwigirl
                      I'm interested in exactly how many women you have boned and what nationalities you have covered. hehehe
                      Any that are still on the list to accomplish?
                      any beautiful woman is an accomplishment.

                      the only one i am missing is a black chick, and i would love some dark chocolate! even some milk chocolate then we are in business!

                      im not about numbers i am about quality of women.

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                      • DWB
                        Registered User
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 31779

                        #12
                        Originally posted by MetaMan
                        Last time i was at boarder services in the USA as some of you may recall and they wouldn't let me in. the department of homeland security told me he saw me post on GFY about all the hot different raced women i have had sex with.

                        well anyway long story short he said that my cock would need its own passporte to travel. it has just arrive and i can travel to the USA again.
                        That's nothing. My cock has had so many different global strains of STDs, along with a few that were named after me, Hollywood is making a movie about it.

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                        • MetaMan
                          I AM WEB 2.0
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 28682

                          #13
                          Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                          That's nothing. My cock has had so many different global strains of STDs, along with a few that were named after me, Hollywood is making a movie about it.
                          my cock has so many miles on it the mechanics were ready to drop a new engine in and they realized my it was already fully horse powered.

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                          • DWB
                            Registered User
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 31779

                            #14
                            Originally posted by MetaMan
                            my cock has so many miles on it the mechanics were ready to drop a new engine in and they realized my it was already fully horse powered.
                            My cock was refused entry to Africa. They said it was too dirty for them.

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                            • urgeag
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2009
                              • 100

                              #15
                              the international colors of meta man!!!

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                              • TrafficRush
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                                • Dec 2003
                                • 2099

                                #16
                                how'd your passport photo come out LOL?
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                                • alias
                                  aliasx
                                  • Apr 2001
                                  • 19010

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Intralink Solutions
                                  how'd your passport photo come out LOL?
                                  He looked like a dick.
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                                  • flashfire
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                                    • Feb 2003
                                    • 13098

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Intralink Solutions
                                    how'd your passport photo come out LOL?
                                    looked the same as his personal one

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                                    • Lace
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Mar 2004
                                      • 16116

                                      #19
                                      There aren't that many colored fleshlights anymore...
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