Dane Cook actually is funny

**Profits of Doom** · 08-31-2009, 08:02 AM

Phones are for phone calls? Ugh, that was pretty weak. Louis CK must not have had any new Vanessa Hudgens jokes that Dane could rip off...

**hypedough** · 08-31-2009, 08:03 AM

Sorry, I used to be a Dane Cook fan until he started acting like a cokehead.

**Choopa Phil** · 08-31-2009, 08:04 AM

^ and ripping everyones jokes off

**Sands** · 08-31-2009, 08:05 AM

Louis CK, Jimmy Norton, Patrice O'neal, Jim Jeffries, Dave Attell, Bill Burr > Dane Cook.

**Yo Adrian** · 08-31-2009, 08:06 AM

Dane cook has always been freakin' hilarious! Vicious Circle was GOLD

**Profits of Doom** · 08-31-2009, 08:07 AM

Originally posted by Sands

Louis CK, Jimmy Norton, Patrice O'neal, Jim Jeffries, Dave Attell, Bill Burr > Dane Cook.

You ever listen to Opie and Anthony at all?

**bronco67** · 08-31-2009, 08:12 AM

**Sands** · 08-31-2009, 08:13 AM

Originally posted by Profits of Doom

You ever listen to Opie and Anthony at all?

Yup

**ShellyCrash** · 08-31-2009, 08:20 AM

Originally posted by Sands

Louis CK, Jimmy Norton, Patrice O'neal, Jim Jeffries, Dave Attell, Bill Burr > Dane Cook.

I would take any of those guys over Cook any day, just thought this was a funny moment worth sharing.

Cook's not even the worst when it comes to stealing. Mencia's the worst that comes to mind.. and then there's Gary Gulman, it's kind of sad how people don't get called on their shit lately.

I've never been a big Joe Rogan fan but I totally applaud his efforts to oust some of the dirty dealing in standup.

**Martin** · 08-31-2009, 08:20 AM

I don't find him all that funny. There was one thing he did I found very funny and that was about the creepy guy at work. "Thanks for the candy" lol.

**GrouchyAdmin** · 08-31-2009, 08:56 AM

WOOO!

LOOK AT ME JUMP AROUND LIKE A MONKEY ON METH!

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**tranza** · 08-31-2009, 09:06 AM

That was fuuny...look at her face..hahaha

**GeoBeo** · 08-31-2009, 09:21 AM

not so funny. annoying actually

**Machete_** · 08-31-2009, 09:30 AM

Not funny at all. He only said it to use her as a steppingstone for attention.
Loud? yeah. Funny? never really

**Quagmire** · 08-31-2009, 09:47 AM

he really isn't funny. I tried watching some of his standup the other day and it just wasn't funny.

Russell Peters > Dane Cook

**gornyhuy** · 08-31-2009, 11:17 AM

douche.
bag.

**Sands** · 08-31-2009, 11:21 AM

Originally posted by ShellyCrash

I would take any of those guys over Cook any day, just thought this was a funny moment worth sharing.

Cook's not even the worst when it comes to stealing. Mencia's the worst that comes to mind.. and then there's Gary Gulman, it's kind of sad how people don't get called on their shit lately.

I've never been a big Joe Rogan fan but I totally applaud his efforts to oust some of the dirty dealing in standup.

I feel ya, homegirl.

**TubeTitans_SusieQ** · 08-31-2009, 11:23 AM

never saw that one but her face is priceless lol

**dyna mo** · 08-31-2009, 11:30 AM

a white guy acting like a black chick telling a hot chick to keep her clothes on is funny?

maybe there is room for blatt or lightspeed in the standup comic bidness.

**Deesnuts** · 08-31-2009, 12:24 PM

yeah hes ite

**ToplistBlog_Com** · 08-31-2009, 04:23 PM

Originally posted by Sands

Louis CK, Jimmy Norton, Patrice O'neal, Jim Jeffries, Dave Attell, Bill Burr > Dane Cook.

**tical** · 08-31-2009, 04:29 PM

Originally posted by dyna mo

a white guy acting like a black chick telling a hot chick to keep her clothes on is funny?

maybe there is room for blatt or lightspeed in the standup comic bidness.

hahahaha

**JP513** · 08-31-2009, 05:56 PM

Let the record show . . . Dane Cook is in fact not funny.

**TeenSluts** · 08-31-2009, 06:08 PM

that wasnt funny

**raven1083** · 08-31-2009, 06:14 PM

that is really funny

**GatorB** · 08-31-2009, 06:20 PM

Originally posted by DLXphil

^ and ripping everyones jokes off

Every comedian that someone hates is stealing someone else's jokes. enough already. and I'm not a Dane Cook fan by any means of the imagination.

**DonovanTrent** · 08-31-2009, 06:45 PM

Dane Cook, give me a break.

THIS man is comedy personified.

http://www.eddieizzard.com

**Phallus Fondue** · 08-31-2009, 06:55 PM

he steals jokes, and his brother steals some of his millions. sort of runs in the family it appears.

**donkevlar** · 08-31-2009, 11:13 PM

Dane Cook is the Nickelback of comedy. Worst ever.

**VeriSexy** · 09-01-2009, 12:51 AM

lol.. o snap

**pornocruto** · 09-01-2009, 04:06 AM

Just a dumbass wannabe clown.

**seeandsee** · 09-01-2009, 04:12 AM

Originally posted by ShellyCrash

I know this isn't breaking news, but I just saw it today and I didn't see a post about it so here it goes:

Dane Cook Calls Out Vanessa Hudgens on Teen Choice Awards

I usually don't care for this guy but this was straight up gold.

phone must be done :D

**czarina** · 09-01-2009, 04:15 AM

he's OK, nothing special. But you gotta admit that was funny

**JP513** · 09-02-2009, 12:05 PM

Originally posted by donkevlar

Dane Cook is the Nickelback of comedy. Worst ever.

AGREED!

I mean, seriously, was it REALLY all that funny that he called out Vanessa Hudgens at an awards show? What kind of comic wit did this require? And IDIOT could have thought of that, embarassing her in this non-witty way . . . and in fact, and idiot did!

**ShellyCrash** · 09-02-2009, 01:06 PM

It was a dumb moment that struck me funny, I thought I would share.

Let the record show that I feel this man is the comic genius of our times:

**gecko** · 09-02-2009, 10:47 PM

haha awesome

**dynastoned** · 09-02-2009, 10:55 PM

that was just a low blow lol... wasn't really funny though more of a trainwreck.

plus nobody in their right mind was thinking they want that girl to keep her clothes on.

**donkevlar** · 09-02-2009, 11:09 PM

Originally posted by ShellyCrash

It was a dumb moment that struck me funny, I thought I would share.

Let the record show that I feel this man is the comic genius of our times:

Now you're talking with sense.

Dane Cook actually is funny

Dane Cook actually is funny

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