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  • mikeyddddd
    Viva la vulva!
    • Mar 2003
    • 16557
    #51
    Fiddy Motor City Madman Quotes


    Last edited by mikeyddddd; 08-24-2009, 05:48 PM.

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      • L-Pink
        working on my tan
        • Mar 2005
        • 39151
        #52
        Originally posted by GatorB
        I never owned a gun never will and sorry come into my place unwanted. Trust me I CAN kill you without having to use a gun and you will WISH I had one because your death would be less painful. If I'm going to have to kill a motherfucker I might as well have a little fun right? besides gun are so impersonable. I mean if you're going to be ballsy enough to kill another human being then don't puss out with a gun use your hands so you can feel the life drain from their body. Much more satisfying in my opinion.
        Sure stud. What if there are more than one?

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          • GatorB
            The Demon & 12clicks
            • Oct 2001
            • 18208
            #53
            Originally posted by L-Pink
            Sure stud. What if there are more than one?

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            what if there are 7 and you only have 6 bullets?

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              • IllTestYourGirls
                Ah My Balls
                • Feb 2007
                • 14311
                #54
                Originally posted by GatorB
                what if there are 7 and you only have 6 bullets?
                Most of the time they run when the first two hit the ground

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                  • escorpio
                    doesn't fuck around.
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 23486
                    #55
                    Originally posted by GatorB
                    what if there are 7 and you only have 6 bullets?
                    That's when I pull out my bad ass screwdriver and show that last motherfucker who's boss.
                    Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                      • SilentKnight
                        Megan Fox's fluffer
                        • Oct 2005
                        • 24812
                        #56
                        Originally posted by escorpio
                        It makes a nice fantasy but the reality is if I someone comes into your home with one of these



                        your dog would be hamburger and you would be completely at their mercy, no matter how many baseball bats and screwdrivers you have.
                        Chances are if someone entered your home with one of those - the dog would likely sound the alarm before being turned into hamburger - giving you the time to grab the bat, hide in a tactical spot...and cave in his melon the moment he rounds the corner.

                        Just like in the movies.

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                          • MrMaxwell
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Jul 2005
                            • 10057
                            #57
                            Originally posted by GatorB
                            what if there are 7 and you only have 6 bullets?
                            Shoot one of them and watch how fast the other six learn how to run?

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                              • Vendzilla
                                Biker Gnome
                                • Mar 2004
                                • 23200
                                #58
                                Originally posted by GatorB
                                what if there are 7 and you only have 6 bullets?
                                I carry extra clips

                                Ted's my hero, criminals love gun control, makes their life easier
                                I taught my daughter about guns. At 21, she owns two guns, one has a bayonnette on it, in case she runs out of bullets
                                Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                                think about that

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                                  • MrMaxwell
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Jul 2005
                                    • 10057
                                    #59
                                    Originally posted by Vendzilla
                                    I carry extra clips

                                    Ted's my hero, criminals love gun control, makes their life easier
                                    I taught my daughter about guns. At 21, she owns two guns, one has a bayonnette on it, in case she runs out of bullets
                                    You're a hell of a good father
                                    My woman is a hell of a good mother
                                    Too bad she's not much of a woman outside of that..

                                    I was thinking, good mother .. probably = good loyal woman
                                    Slight miscalculation there.. back to the drawing board..

                                    They're great kids, I'ma to miss them, never got to have any myself.. lucky bastard

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                                      • jollyperv
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Nov 2001
                                        • 3927
                                        #60
                                        This country as a whole is far too liberal towards criminals. Honestly, they should just torture prisoners to varying degrees according to their crimes. A hot poker in the balls of a rapist once a month would "rehabilitate" a fuck right there.

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