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  • GAMEFINEST
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    #1

    Women after marriage get fat as fuck...

    True fact...most women after marriage get fat, dont give a shit about how they look, dont really fuck...


    if that happened to me , you are dismissed...bitches..
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  • wyldblyss
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    • Nov 2003
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    #2
    Well us woman appreciate the fact that all men stay just as hot as they were before we married them too. I mean, trust me, we don't even notice that you are balding....or that your gut hangs over your pants..and that the closest ya come to a six pack is what you drink every night in front of the TV while you fart and burp...yep...still the hot young studs we married....NOT

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    • L-Pink
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      #3
      Originally posted by wyldblyss
      Well us woman appreciate the fact that all men stay just as hot as they were before we married them too. I mean, trust me, we don't even notice that you are balding....or that your gut hangs over your pants..and that the closest ya come to a six pack is what you drink every night in front of the TV while you fart and burp...yep...still the hot young studs we married....NOT
      I strongly disagree with your last word.


      .

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      • AdultHardcore
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        #4
        My ex-wife got as big as a house and I stayed the same size over 12 years time.
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        • Agent 488
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          • Feb 2006
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          #5
          my buddy's wife got as huge as a house when they were married and once they got divorced she started to go to the gym and got back in shape.

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          • Tjeezers
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            #6
            when people date, they tend to show only the best parts of themselves
            after marriage, there is suddenly no need anymore for one and other to be interesting to each other. Life kicks in, there you are, seeing the kilos come, and with every kilo, she will have an excuses. It will be all your fault also.

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            • LiveDose
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              #7
              My wife looks better than when she was 20.

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                • Spunky
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                  #9
                  Never get married.rent a ho

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                  • GAMEFINEST
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                    #10
                    fuck them hoes..
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                    • LeRoy
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                      #11
                      What can you say? Chicks love to eat and fuck and I do too.

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                      • heymatty
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                        #12
                        The key is don't get married too early.

                        I see a lot of couples where the guy looks like he could of done so much better. Quite often they got married fairly young.

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                        • Best-In-BC
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by wyldblyss
                          Well us woman appreciate the fact that all men stay just as hot as they were before we married them too. I mean, trust me, we don't even notice that you are balding....or that your gut hangs over your pants..and that the closest ya come to a six pack is what you drink every night in front of the TV while you fart and burp...yep...still the hot young studs we married....NOT
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                          • pentae
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                            #14
                            Okay lets be a little fairer on women, its much easier for them to put weight on than men, and genetically most women go downhill after thirty, us guys have it pretty sweet.

                            The fact is a woman is going to have to put more effort into her appearance than a guy to stay attractive once their metabolism starts slowing down, however I think it is more expected of women than men to maintain a good appearance..

                            If all else fails divorce and marry an asian woman?

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                            • seeandsee
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by GAMEFINEST
                              True fact...most women after marriage get fat, dont give a shit about how they look, dont really fuck...


                              if that happened to me , you are dismissed...bitches..
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                              • Manowar
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                                • Scott McD
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                                  #17
                                  I always laugh at women who go on a MEGA diet just to look good for their wedding day, then just go back to normal and start putting on all the weight again as soon as it's over...


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                                  • BlackCrayon
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                                    #18
                                    with divorce rates so high, marriage should not be a reason to let yourself go. guys are no exception to this. balding isn't something we really have control of but there is no reason to let yourself get fat, unless you are depressed or something in which case you probably shouldn't be married anyways.
                                    you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                                    • potter
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                                      #19
                                      one word: divorce

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                                      • Porn Grounds
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by pentae

                                        If all else fails divorce and marry an asian woman?
                                        Fuck it...start there.
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                                        • SexualDragon
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by fartfly
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                                          • epitome
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                                            #22
                                            Since when is marriage about looks? Isn't about love?

                                            OK, I am done playing devil's advocate. I am just as picky as the next guy.

                                            BUT there is irony is posting this on a board full of fat webmasters.

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                                            • Jon Oso
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                                              #23
                                              Too bad you can't lease a wife like you lease a car. You buy the new, low milage 18 year old model, then trade it in after the wear and tear start to show.

                                              You bet your ass girls would stay in shape as long as possible.
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                                              • Oracle Porn
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Jon Oso
                                                Too bad you can't lease a wife like you lease a car. You buy the new, low milage 18 year old model, then trade it in after the wear and tear start to show.

                                                You bet your ass girls would stay in shape as long as possible.
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                                                • Jon Oso
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Oracle Porn
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                                                  • TheSenator
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                                                    #26
                                                    If she got into the marriage all fit and tight, then she should stay fit and tight. Don't fall for the pregnancy excuse. Staying healthy is what a responsible parent does.

                                                    My wife had three kids and has a phenomenal body.

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                                                    • FrozenJag
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                                                      #27
                                                      Thats why I highly recomend being with that person for 5+ years before asking to marry. Ive been with my now fiance for 7 years and will marry next month. There is pretty much nothing we dont know about each other.

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                                                      • FrozenJag
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by wyldblyss
                                                        Well us woman appreciate the fact that all men stay just as hot as they were before we married them too. I mean, trust me, we don't even notice that you are balding....or that your gut hangs over your pants..and that the closest ya come to a six pack is what you drink every night in front of the TV while you fart and burp...yep...still the hot young studs we married....NOT
                                                        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESMIQLvKZ7A

                                                        haha, you reminded me of this country song.

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                                                        • pentae
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by FrozenJag
                                                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESMIQLvKZ7A

                                                          haha, you reminded me of this country song.
                                                          http://www.youtube.com/v/PfmB-8onoMo&hl=en&fs=1&

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                                                          • amacontent
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                                                            #30
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                                                            • SarahLLO
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                                                              #31
                                                              you see, it's a little known fact that at the altar, the priest/reverend/what have you secretly hooks up an INVISIBLE IV full of lard and hate into the new bride.............

                                                              or something like that

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                                                              • GrouchyAdmin
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                                                                #32
                                                                Same thing happens when a mexican girl turns fifteen. I think it's genetic.

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                                                                • J. Falcon
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by wyldblyss
                                                                  Well us woman appreciate the fact that all men stay just as hot as they were before we married them too. I mean, trust me, we don't even notice that you are balding....or that your gut hangs over your pants..and that the closest ya come to a six pack is what you drink every night in front of the TV while you fart and burp...yep...still the hot young studs we married....NOT
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                                                                  • Billionaire
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by wyldblyss
                                                                    Well us woman appreciate the fact that all men stay just as hot as they were before we married them too. I mean, trust me, we don't even notice that you are balding....or that your gut hangs over your pants..and that the closest ya come to a six pack is what you drink every night in front of the TV while you fart and burp...yep...still the hot young studs we married....NOT
                                                                    Shut your face cunt bitch.

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                                                                    • PornMD
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      My exgf ballooned while with me and has steadily lost weight since we broke up...and I was losing weight the whole f'in time. Not fair!
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                                                                      • GrouchyAdmin
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by PornMD
                                                                        My exgf ballooned while with me and has steadily lost weight since we broke up...and I was losing weight the whole f'in time. Not fair!
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                                                                        • shimmy2
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          i think the lease/marriage renewal concept is a good one. it would undermine a lot of industries that are built on milking the man out of everything he has worked for in his life. feminists have a red triple beam on everyone commenting this thread, so i shall say no more
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                                                                          • Jon Oso
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by shimmy2
                                                                            it would undermine a lot of industries that are built on milking the man out of everything he has worked for in his life.
                                                                            Biggest load of shit ever... spending 2 months salary on an engagement/wedding ring.

                                                                            Who the fuck came up with that number? If I make 10k in 2 months I'm supposed to spend that on a ring? Does this mean I love a chick more than the guy who only makes 3k in two months? Or way less than a dude that is making 50k a month?

                                                                            Considering I know what it's like to live off of 2 grand a month and having all your bills paid, there is no fucking way I would be able to spend 4 grand on a one-time purchase that I have to pay off over time. That's a fucking ton of money.

                                                                            Or is it two weeks?

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                                                                            • iTouch!
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by GAMEFINEST
                                                                              True fact...most women after marriage get fat, dont give a shit about how they look, dont really fuck...


                                                                              if that happened to me , you are dismissed...bitches..
                                                                              Is that why your gay?

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                                                                              • Sly
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Jon Oso
                                                                                Biggest load of shit ever... spending 2 months salary on an engagement/wedding ring.

                                                                                Who the fuck came up with that number? If I make 10k in 2 months I'm supposed to spend that on a ring? Does this mean I love a chick more than the guy who only makes 3k in two months? Or way less than a dude that is making 50k a month?

                                                                                Considering I know what it's like to live off of 2 grand a month and having all your bills paid, there is no fucking way I would be able to spend 4 grand on a one-time purchase that I have to pay off over time. That's a fucking ton of money.

                                                                                Or is it two weeks?

                                                                                I need to start paying attention
                                                                                It was created by the jewelry industry. It's retarded. A rock means nothing. If you can only afford $100 on a ring, that should be plenty.
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                                                                                • BSleazy
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by GAMEFINEST
                                                                                  True fact...most women after marriage get fat, dont give a shit about how they look, dont really fuck...


                                                                                  if that happened to me , you are dismissed...bitches..
                                                                                  hahahaha
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                                                                                  • Jon Oso
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Sly
                                                                                    It was created by the jewelry industry. It's retarded. A rock means nothing. If you can only afford $100 on a ring, that should be plenty.
                                                                                    even if I could afford $1,000,000 on a ring I still don't think it's a good idea paying that.

                                                                                    Shit is ridiculous.
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                                                                                    • SarahLLO
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Jon Oso
                                                                                      even if I could afford $1,000,000 on a ring I still don't think it's a good idea paying that.

                                                                                      Shit is ridiculous.
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                                                                                        • blazin
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Scott McD
                                                                                          I always laugh at women who go on a MEGA diet just to look good for their wedding day, then just go back to normal and start putting on all the weight again as soon as it's over...
                                                                                          I don't laugh at the women.. I laugh at the stupid suckers that marry 'em
                                                                                          I don't endorse a god damn thing......

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                                                                                          • GAMEFINEST
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            I am going to start another thread about girls..tmw...be aware..
                                                                                            Compound interest.

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                                                                                            • MetaMan
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              the worst is these chicks in there late 20s who start to get primed and fat for a baby and then hate on skinny 18yo chicks with a perfect body.

                                                                                              no matter who i am with single or not i am always staying in shape for myself and i will only date women who believe the same.

                                                                                              i want to look good for my partner.

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                                                                                              • v4 media
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Fortunately my wife of 20 years weighs exactly the same as when we met, but if she didn't I wouldn't mind.


                                                                                                Originally posted by wyldblyss
                                                                                                Well us woman appreciate the fact that all men stay just as hot as they were before we married them too. I mean, trust me, we don't even notice that you are balding....or that your gut hangs over your pants..and that the closest ya come to a six pack is what you drink every night in front of the TV while you fart and burp...yep...still the hot young studs we married....NOT

                                                                                                Not really much can be done about going bald. What do you want, that he wears a syrup?

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                                                                                                • sexandcash
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by GAMEFINEST
                                                                                                  True fact...most women after marriage get fat, dont give a shit about how they look, dont really fuck...


                                                                                                  if that happened to me , you are dismissed...bitches..
                                                                                                  I'm guessing you've never heard of the notorious C-luv....
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                                                                                                  • sexandcash
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    btw-I've seen a lot of men pork up after marriage as well-don't flatter your sex too much

                                                                                                    but I agree with Meta Man on this-I want to date someone with a health conscious lifestyle...Not some crazy calorie crazed gym lunatic, but someone who maintains themselves and tries to keep up a healthy diet/lifestyle
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