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  • boneprone
    Hall Of Fame
    • Jan 2001
    • 34415

    #1

    Want 15000 Free Hits?

    Im willing to send 15000 free hits to whatever program or site of your choice, if you can get on film for me you shaving your nuts and nut area and then rubbing icy hot on it afterwards.

    I hear icy hot makes the area very smooth afterwards so no worries.

    Who has a video camcorder, and who wants 15k in hits free?

    All ya gotta do is film you shaving your privates, and show th e tube of icy hot and you applying it. Then I need 2 MINUTES of footage of the after effect. You telling me how you like it, and saying "From the Nectar of the Bone Flows All that Clicks" and then flashiong me the "4 LIFE" boneprone family hand sign.

    You have to say this AFTER you shave, and apply the icy hot.

    Post the video here, you get the free hits.

    You have my word.

    This will automatically get you into the Boneprone Family as well.
    Fuck the hits, the getting into the family is where the true value is.
    Last edited by boneprone; 11-07-2002, 02:11 AM.

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  • vasten
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2002
    • 107

    #2
    I'd be all over that.. but i shaved on saturday... can i shave my rectum instead?
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    • Brown Bear
      Confirmed User
      • May 2002
      • 4982

      #3
      Damn, I just used my last tube of Icy Hot by squirting it up my ass.
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      • p|mpdog
        So Fucking Banned
        • Nov 2002
        • 140

        #4
        when i was in bootcamp, i put flexall 454 on my sack as a dare, and that shit was fucking hot and cold at the same time, was painful and pleasurable at the same time.. weird. been there done that.. might do it again

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        • boneprone
          Hall Of Fame
          • Jan 2001
          • 34415

          #5
          Im fucking serious guys.
          Do this and Ill send you 15k, and make you BP4L Family 4-Life.

          Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
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          http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
          Learn about it kids.

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          • Joe Sixpack
            So Fucking Banned
            • Jul 2002
            • 3793

            #6
            Ha... I bet Boneprone just sends 15K hits from the Jesus Hitbot and has a good chuckle at the expense of some poor fool.

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            • SetTheWorldonFire
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2002
              • 7444

              #7
              so... what was the bet?
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              • Jimbo
                Confirmed User
                • Oct 2001
                • 3989

                #8
                getting some :popcorn: to see this
                free sex videos

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                • Alky
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2002
                  • 5651

                  #9
                  sounds tempting.

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                  • boneprone
                    Hall Of Fame
                    • Jan 2001
                    • 34415

                    #10
                    Must be ICY HOT.

                    And Must be freshly shaved.
                    The Shave and the application of the icy hot must be on film.

                    And then after the application I must see you do the "4-Life" Hand sign and say "From the Necar of the Bone Flows All That Clicks"

                    This saying is a mandatory procedure for all that have entered the family. However doing this after a shave and icy hot would make you ELITE BP4L

                    Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
                    Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
                    http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
                    Learn about it kids.

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                    • Dildozer
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 7519

                      #11
                      all this for 15k???
                      no thanks
                      god knows how long it will take before it ends up on Kazaa
                      Spam link here

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                      • TheFLY
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Jan 2001
                        • 11856

                        #12
                        I think he's serious...

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                        • boneprone
                          Hall Of Fame
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 34415

                          #13
                          Also, your video will be on the boneprone4life.com site with your name and link to your site or program as we list all of the family members.

                          (soon to be remodled)

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                          • TheFLY
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Jan 2001
                            • 11856

                            #14
                            I'd do it but I made a pledge to be 100% natural.

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                            • boneprone
                              Hall Of Fame
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 34415

                              #15
                              who the fuck cares if it ends up on kazza.
                              You dont have to show your face.

                              Just your cock getting shaved, the icy hot, the BP4L hand sign after you apply the cream, and the proclimation saying "From The Nectar Of The Bone Flows All That Clicks."

                              Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
                              Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
                              http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
                              Learn about it kids.

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                              • frankfortuna
                                Confirmed User
                                • Aug 2002
                                • 1504

                                #16
                                Didn't this just occur on the Howard Stern show the other morning?

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                                • boneprone
                                  Hall Of Fame
                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 34415

                                  #17
                                  Im not doing this for a dozen people, just one person.
                                  One person only..

                                  Maybe two.

                                  So you will become an instant star.

                                  Trust me, im a master at craeting a name and making something popular.

                                  You could become popular overnight after this, and you and your program would be on the radar of many webmasters after this..

                                  Benifits of the family..

                                  No beat in's, but burn in's.

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                                  http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
                                  Learn about it kids.

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                                  • TheFLY
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Jan 2001
                                    • 11856

                                    #18
                                    <img src="http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/nudepunchout/hippo-yell.gif">

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                                    • boneprone
                                      Hall Of Fame
                                      • Jan 2001
                                      • 34415

                                      #19
                                      comeon Pete, tell em its not so bad.
                                      You had to do this when you were admitted to the family.

                                      Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
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                                      http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
                                      Learn about it kids.

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                                      • SetTheWorldonFire
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Feb 2002
                                        • 7444

                                        #20
                                        just hire Rufus... or Bling Bling
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                                        • TheFLY
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 11856

                                          #21
                                          <img src="http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/nudepunchout/macho-manboobs.gif"><img src="http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/nudepunchout/glassjoe1.gif"><img src="http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/nudepunchout/flamenco-dance.gif">
                                          Last edited by TheFLY; 11-07-2002, 02:18 AM.

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                                          • Jimbo
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Oct 2001
                                            • 3989

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by SetTheWorldonFire
                                            just hire Rufus... or Bling Bling
                                            I don't think they can get crack or beer instantly with 15k of traffic
                                            free sex videos

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                                            • L0stMind
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Sep 2002
                                              • 1681

                                              #23
                                              just a hint.

                                              when you play rugby, and you put icyhot on the inside of your thigh due to a pulled muscle and pull your drawers on after the application, by the time you hit the field you wanna die.

                                              not nice.

                                              but after you shave your nuts? hmmm, prolly hurts like hell :P

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                                              • boneprone
                                                Hall Of Fame
                                                • Jan 2001
                                                • 34415

                                                #24
                                                probably.

                                                Should be worth the price of admission.

                                                WHos man enough to step up?
                                                Step up and prove to be worthy enough to join the family.

                                                Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
                                                Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
                                                http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
                                                Learn about it kids.

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                                                • boneprone
                                                  Hall Of Fame
                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 34415

                                                  #25
                                                  do any of you have a camcorder?

                                                  Well do any of you have the balls?

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                                                  Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
                                                  http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
                                                  Learn about it kids.

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                                                  • thatdykeliz
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Sep 2002
                                                    • 1026

                                                    #26
                                                    Goddammit...if my site was already up and you'd accept a chick shaving her pussy/applying IcyHot, I'd do it. I could use the hits, and I have no fucking shame.
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                                                    • tree
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Nov 2001
                                                      • 1601

                                                      #27
                                                      that shit would burn for hours ...i hope somebody does this

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                                                      • NickB.
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Aug 2001
                                                        • 8865

                                                        #28
                                                        Damn I do that shit once a week !!!
                                                        How can I transform it into media player ?

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                                                        • Benja
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • May 2002
                                                          • 258

                                                          #29

                                                          I want to see that !
                                                          "Bite my shiny metal ass!"

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                                                          • Pornwolf
                                                            Drunk and Unruly
                                                            • Jan 2002
                                                            • 22712

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by TheFLY
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                                                            • BR Guy
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • May 2002
                                                              • 129

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by boneprone
                                                              You have to say this AFTER you shave, and apply the icy hot.
                                                              ok, I've to admit that I'm a bunghole but what the hell is icy hot?
                                                              english is not my native language and I don't have clue for that...
                                                              Do I need to fill this?

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                                                              • pornJester
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Mar 2001
                                                                • 6138

                                                                #32
                                                                i'd do it but i'm too lazy to goto the store to buy some icy hot


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                                                                • Jakke PNG
                                                                  ex-TeenGodFather
                                                                  • Nov 2001
                                                                  • 20306

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by boneprone
                                                                  do any of you have a camcorder?

                                                                  Well do any of you have the balls?
                                                                  I ain't got a camcorder nor have I any idea what icy hot is.
                                                                  I shaved my balls yesterday and put some aftershave on 'em. That's fun too..
                                                                  ..and I'm off.

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                                                                  • Va2k
                                                                    I’m still alive barley.
                                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                                    • 10060

                                                                    #34
                                                                    SCREW that I had a girl puke on my nuts given me a blow job while i was photographing her after i cleaned up she finished then I went to the store got me mtdew and some rubbing alcohol and started by pour that shit on my nuts and dick and cleaned it I was driving home whiel I was doing this as was going down the interstate I about wrecked my fuckign car I looked like a drunk sob I took my new mt and soaked my shit with it

                                                                    THAT WAS Pain I NEVER WANT TO GO THROUGH AGAIN good luck to who ever does this

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                                                                    • some_idiot
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • May 2002
                                                                      • 1511

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Electric , safety or straight razor?

                                                                      I haven't done anything this stupid in awhile, do I need
                                                                      to be sober? Any bonus for having a girl do the shaving?

                                                                      This AVS pays my mortgage!

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                                                                      • quiet
                                                                        we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                                                                        • Sep 2001
                                                                        • 25115

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by TeenGodFather

                                                                        I ain't got a camcorder nor have I any idea what icy hot is.
                                                                        I shaved my balls yesterday and put some aftershave on 'em. That's fun too..
                                                                        your posts are almost always strangely amusing
                                                                        we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                                                                        • pornJester
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Mar 2001
                                                                          • 6138

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by va2k
                                                                          SCREW that I had a girl puke on my nuts given me a blow job while i was photographing her after i cleaned up she finished then I went to the store got me mtdew and some rubbing alcohol and started by pour that shit on my nuts and dick and cleaned it I was driving home whiel I was doing this as was going down the interstate I about wrecked my fuckign car I looked like a drunk sob I took my new mt and soaked my shit with it

                                                                          THAT WAS Pain I NEVER WANT TO GO THROUGH AGAIN good luck to who ever does this

                                                                          you were pouring rubbing alcohol on your nuts while driving down the interstate?


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                                                                          • High Quality
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Feb 2002
                                                                            • 5741

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by boneprone
                                                                            Im willing to send 15000 free hits to whatever program or site of your choice, if you can get on film for me you shaving your nuts and nut area and then rubbing icy hot on it afterwards.

                                                                            I hear icy hot makes the area very smooth afterwards so no worries.

                                                                            Who has a video camcorder, and who wants 15k in hits free?

                                                                            All ya gotta do is film you shaving your privates, and show th e tube of icy hot and you applying it. Then I need 2 MINUTES of footage of the after effect. You telling me how you like it, and saying "From the Nectar of the Bone Flows All that Clicks" and then flashiong me the "4 LIFE" boneprone family hand sign.

                                                                            You have to say this AFTER you shave, and apply the icy hot.

                                                                            Post the video here, you get the free hits.

                                                                            You have my word.

                                                                            This will automatically get you into the Boneprone Family as well.
                                                                            Fuck the hits, the getting into the family is where the true value is.
                                                                            Yeah, I saw howard Stern last night too, you unoriginal fucken bastard.

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                                                                            • AzteK
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                                              • 3453

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by TheFLY
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                                                                              • Jakke PNG
                                                                                ex-TeenGodFather
                                                                                • Nov 2001
                                                                                • 20306

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by quiet


                                                                                your posts are almost always strangely amusing
                                                                                That's because:

                                                                                a) I don't do it on purpose
                                                                                b) I'm retarded
                                                                                c) I'm drunk
                                                                                d) You're drunk
                                                                                ..and I'm off.

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                                                                                • Evil1
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                                  • 3893

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  If I wasn't hung like a chipmunk i'd do it.

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                                                                                  • Voodoo
                                                                                    ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠
                                                                                    • Sep 2002
                                                                                    • 10600

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Hey Bone...
                                                                                    What will you give me if I decide to take those blasted hits off of your hands?

                                                                                    It better be something good.

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                                                                                    • messiah1
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                                      • 549

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      You must have watched Howard Stern Last night?.

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                                                                                      • railz
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Nov 2001
                                                                                        • 2531

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Sorry:

                                                                                        (A) I shave anyway so no "fresh" grass to cut
                                                                                        (B) No way I'm risking damaging my rocks for 15k. I'd like to have kids some day and I'm sure that Icy Hot stuff on such a sensitive area with such thin skin could cause serious damage.
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                                                                                        • KRL
                                                                                          Entrepreneur
                                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                                          • 31429

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Howard should put GFY on his fucking show. This board would make such great material.

                                                                                          Lord almighty this is hands down the funniest webmaster board ever created.

                                                                                          You could be having the worst day and all you gotta do is drop in to this nuthouse and you'll be laughing your ass off in no time and forgetting all your problems.

                                                                                          Someone should seriously develop a sitcom about the adult webmaster community, its got all the ingredients you need to be a smash hit.

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                                                                                          • Bobo
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Feb 2002
                                                                                            • 2253

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            I'll give myself a facial if you'll send me the traffic.

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                                                                                            • Benja
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • May 2002
                                                                                              • 258

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Bobo
                                                                                              I'll give myself a facial if you'll send me the traffic.
                                                                                              "Bite my shiny metal ass!"

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                                                                                              • BVF
                                                                                                Black Vagina Finder
                                                                                                • Jan 2002
                                                                                                • 13975

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                I want to see what struggling webmaster is now whoring himself out by shaving his nuts as we speak....

                                                                                                15,000 hits is more than some of these fools have gotten all year and to them, it would seem like a windfall....

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                                                                                                • mastamindz
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                                                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                                                  • 3547

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  I pluck my rectum hairs for fun so this would be a walk in the park.
                                                                                                  If you click here, you will make money.

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                                                                                                  • boneprone
                                                                                                    Hall Of Fame
                                                                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                                                                    • 34415

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    anyone?

                                                                                                    Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
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                                                                                                    Learn about it kids.

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