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Old 04-10-2022, 02:06 AM  
CurrentlySober
Too lazy to wipe my ass
 
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Well it's a moot point now...

Unfortunately it didn't last very long...

I was jerking off with my right hand, and squeezing the prolapse into my mouth to suck with my left. Being on the brink of climax, I decided to squeeze it with my teeth, to free my left hand, so I could stick some fingers up my ass (as we all do) and as I bit and sucked... I swallowed it!

So, gonna have to wait for it to come back out before I can go again...

I know many of you think that with the amount I shit, it will be out by tomorrow, but that's not strictly true. Being so fat it can take around 3 / 4 days for something to pass all the way through my system

For example, if I have a curry on Monday, it won't taste, or even smell 'Curryish' until at least Thursday or Friday...

Fuck My Life...









ADDENDUM: At least I won't need to paint it brown now...
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