I had to save up 4 ages, but new best friend arrives tomorrow !

Well, it arrived. Not gonna lie, I'm a bit dissapoointed with it. For a start, its a lot smaller than I expected. I didn't exactly expect to be able to ride it around the garden or anything, but even with my tiny dick, its still too small for me to have sex with...

Then we get to the USP - The 'Poo'... Its not Brown and it doesn't smell ! Its pink with glitter in it, however I can pooberly work with that.

I'm thinking that I can suck it in my mouth, and pretend that its a prolapse, so silver linings I suppose... I should at least get a few good faps out of it!

Why no replies, people obviously jealous.
Amazing find!

Maybe customize it and paint the poo brown

Isn't everybody's poo pink and sparkly?..

Well it's a moot point now...

Unfortunately it didn't last very long...

I was jerking off with my right hand, and squeezing the prolapse into my mouth to suck with my left. Being on the brink of climax, I decided to squeeze it with my teeth, to free my left hand, so I could stick some fingers up my ass (as we all do) and as I bit and sucked... I swallowed it!

So, gonna have to wait for it to come back out before I can go again...

I know many of you think that with the amount I shit, it will be out by tomorrow, but that's not strictly true. Being so fat it can take around 3 / 4 days for something to pass all the way through my system

For example, if I have a curry on Monday, it won't taste, or even smell 'Curryish' until at least Thursday or Friday...

Fuck My Life...









ADDENDUM: At least I won't need to paint it brown now...

mine´s always green, too much protein