Do you make good pizza? Would you open a pizza shop?

**fuzebox** · 01-16-2022, 11:54 AM

Lol I didn't click on this thread because I thought it was just another shitty youtube video

I went into a rabbit hole last year with sourdough pizza dough, had some excellent pizzas and a lot of really bad ones. Regular yeasted dough with a no-knead 24 hour fridge rest is my most consistent. I have a pizza oven attached to my pellet grill that gets pretty hot.

**blackmonsters** · 01-19-2022, 10:50 AM

Originally posted by $5 submissions

I'm working on leveling my pizza dough skills up.

I want to open the METRO MANILA VERSION of the restaurant below:

I missed this post the first time, sorry!

But HELL YEAH!
That's exactly what I'm talking about.
My area needs something like this.

It's not here because it's just not as easy as it looks!

**brassmonkey** · 01-19-2022, 10:59 AM

Originally posted by blackmonsters

I missed this post the first time, sorry!

But HELL YEAH!
That's exactly what I'm talking about.
My area needs something like this.

It's not here because it's just not as easy as it looks!

people getting in a line to buy burnt fucking crust

**blackmonsters** · 01-19-2022, 11:15 AM

Originally posted by brassmonkey

people getting in a line to buy burnt fucking crust

That's how the brick oven pizzas comes out.
People like the crispy crust.
They don't care about a few burn spots it seems.

**brassmonkey** · 01-19-2022, 11:34 AM

Originally posted by blackmonsters

That's how the brick oven pizzas comes out.
People like the crispy crust.
They don't care about a few burn spots it seems.

it can be done. they just don't care

using wood

cooked on a stone in brick oven

**blackmonsters** · 01-19-2022, 11:38 AM

Originally posted by brassmonkey

it can be done. they just don't care

using wood

cooked on a stone in brick oven

I see the nice pictures; but where is their line of customers on the news?

How crunchy is the bottom?
That's what you ain't understanding.

**brassmonkey** · 01-19-2022, 12:09 PM

Originally posted by blackmonsters

I see the nice pictures; but where is their line of customers on the news?

How crunchy is the bottom?
That's what you ain't understanding.

we were talking burnt ass crust. you ever cook a pizza on a stone???

**AMDWarrior** · 01-19-2022, 12:23 PM

Originally posted by blackmonsters

I see the nice pictures; but where is their line of customers on the news?

How crunchy is the bottom?
That's what you ain't understanding.

You can't be this dumb

**blackmonsters** · 01-19-2022, 12:40 PM

Originally posted by AMDWarrior

You can't be this dumb

I'm as dumb as you bro, give me a break?

**blackmonsters** · 01-19-2022, 12:48 PM

Originally posted by brassmonkey

we were talking burnt ass crust. you ever cook a pizza on a stone???

We already agreed about burnt crust.

I'm pretty sure his customers can see the burn marks as well.
There has to be a reason why he's doing it that way and it's the customers.
If the customers complained then he could easily cook it less time or turn the flame down.

Go to Brooklyn and tell the dude that's he's fucking up; don't jump on me about it.

**blackmonsters** · 01-19-2022, 08:56 PM

Originally posted by brassmonkey

we were talking burnt ass crust. you ever cook a pizza on a stone???

Go to 14:37 of this video and listen to the crust when he pinches it.
This is just how the Neapolitan pizzas come out.

https://youtu.be/OjsCEJ8CWlg?t=877

**brassmonkey** · 01-19-2022, 09:52 PM

Originally posted by blackmonsters

Go to 14:37 of this video and listen to the crust when he pinches it.
This is just how the Neapolitan pizzas come out.

https://youtu.be/OjsCEJ8CWlg?t=877

now is that crust burnt the fuck up??? nope!

**pornmasta** · 01-20-2022, 04:17 AM

Originally posted by blackmonsters

I have watched a lot of pizza making videos and tried a bunch of times but I still can't get the crust right.
I got close yesterday and will try again today.

I wish I was good enough to open a pizza shop.
I always wanted to do that since I was 22.
All dreams can't come true; but that sucks.

Any real pizza makers in the house?

Buy one of these robot bread maker...

**blackmonsters** · 01-20-2022, 09:16 AM

Originally posted by pornmasta

Buy one of these robot bread maker...

I would actually respect that comment if you had your referral ID in an Amazon link.

**blackmonsters** · 01-20-2022, 09:24 AM

Originally posted by brassmonkey

now is that crust burnt the fuck up??? nope!

Your cellphone ain't broke, so make a video of your pizza.
I showed my best.

Do you make good pizza? Would you open a pizza shop?

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