Do you make good pizza? Would you open a pizza shop?

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  • blackmonsters
    Making PHP work
    • Nov 2002
    • 20960

    #46
    Originally posted by brassmonkey
    man just get some frozen red baron or whatever premium cheese pizza. cut up your favorite toppings and give it a rest
    Who's going to come to a pizza shop to buy that?
    A pizza shop has to make the whole pizza.

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    • brassmonkey
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      • Sep 2005
      • 77396

      #47
      Originally posted by blackmonsters
      Who's going to come to a pizza shop to buy that?
      A pizza shop has to make the whole pizza.

      you're opening a pizzeria for the super bowl????
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      • brassmonkey
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        • Sep 2005
        • 77396

        #48
        No Knead Pizza Crust
        Ingredients
        2-1/4 teaspoons active dry yeast
        1 teaspoon sugar
        1 cup warm water
        2-1/2 cups bread flour
        2 tablespoons olive oil
        1 teaspoon salt

        Instructions

        Preheat oven to 450 degrees.
        In a medium bowl, dissolve yeast and sugar in water. Let stand until creamy, about 10 minutes.
        Stir in flour, salt and oil. Let rest for 5 minutes. Lightly oil pizza pan to avoid sticking.
        Using oiled hands, press dough onto pizza pan and top with favorite toppings.
        Spread with desired toppings and bake for 20 minutes or until golden brown.
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        • Look Chang
          Voyeur
          • Sep 2010
          • 18255

          #49
          Originally posted by blackmonsters
          I hear ya; I'm fearing the pineapple request myself already.
          What a horror, and the nerve to call it Hawaiian.

          What this stupid problem? My kids only eat Hawaiian pizza because they like their sweet and salty taste and I like to eat it too.

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          • $5 submissions
            I help you SUCCEED
            • Nov 2003
            • 32195

            #50
            I'm working on leveling my pizza dough skills up.

            I want to open the METRO MANILA VERSION of the restaurant below:

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            • BaldBastard
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jan 2001
              • 16805

              #51
              Originally posted by blackmonsters
              I have watched a lot of pizza making videos and tried a bunch of times but I still can't get the crust right.
              I got close yesterday and will try again today.

              I wish I was good enough to open a pizza shop.
              I always wanted to do that since I was 22.
              All dreams can't come true; but that sucks.

              Any real pizza makers in the house?

              We need to get you in this. Sponsorship opportunity here folks.

              The Largest U.S. Pizza-Making Competition
              https://pizzaexpo.pizzatoday.com/giv...zza-challenge/

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              • blackmonsters
                Making PHP work
                • Nov 2002
                • 20960

                #52
                Originally posted by MrBaldBastard
                We need to get you in this. Sponsorship opportunity here folks.

                The Largest U.S. Pizza-Making Competition
                https://pizzaexpo.pizzatoday.com/giv...zza-challenge/
                My chance to win that is -94k%.

                But I have a reasonable chance to make pizza in my area that people will like.

                I just need to go to New City and find a pizza guy that is tired of freezing and get
                him to work for me in the south.
                Problem with that is, they'd rather fucking freeze to death.

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                • Tube Ace
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 4941

                  #53
                  Originally posted by blackmonsters
                  Yeah, tell me about it.



                  “the Scottish, who enjoyed frying their chickens rather than boiling or baking them as the English did, may have brought the method with them when they settled the [American] South.”

                  The surprising origin of fried chicken



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                  • blackmonsters
                    Making PHP work
                    • Nov 2002
                    • 20960

                    #54
                    Damn, look how a pizza thread turns into some shit about race when certain nicks start to post.

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                    • blackmonsters
                      Making PHP work
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 20960

                      #55


                      I'm so happy that I don't care about who made fried chicken first.

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                      • brassmonkey
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                        • Sep 2005
                        • 77396

                        #56
                        Originally posted by blackmonsters
                        Damn, look how a pizza thread turns into some shit about race when certain nicks start to post.

                        you surprised brotha?
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                        • Tube Ace
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 4941

                          #57
                          Honestly, the best chicken I ever had was Jamaican jerk chicken in Mexico (actual meal pictured below, with coconut rice).



                          Ironically, the restaurant is owned by an Asian woman, but with a Jamaican head chef who is often smoking the ganja when I jog by. She was putting her number in my phone when a message popped up about a MILF website. She's on to me now...

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                          • Tube Ace
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 4941

                            #58
                            Originally posted by brassmonkey
                            you surprised brotha?
                            Tell me about it, bruh. As a light-skinned brotha, I get it mostly from my own kind.

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                            • brassmonkey
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                              • Sep 2005
                              • 77396

                              #59
                              Originally posted by Tube Ace
                              Tell me about it, bruh. As a light-skinned brotha, I get it mostly from my own kind.

                              he was half right... because they both will kill you. one has more power than the other.

                              Originally posted by Tube Ace
                              Honestly, the best chicken I ever had was Jamaican jerk chicken in Mexico (actual meal pictured below, with coconut rice).



                              Ironically, the restaurant is owned by an Asian woman, but with a Jamaican head chef who is often smoking the ganja when I jog by. She was putting her number in my phone when a message popped up about a MILF website. She's on to me now...
                              bread with bbq? where da cornbread??? greens?
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                              • Tube Ace
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 4941

                                #60
                                I grew up da durty souf, dawg... I know all about dat cornbread and callard greez, yah heard me?

                                We gotta change our diets, dawg.

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