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  • Imortyl Pussycat
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2006
    • 5449

    #1

    I need SERIOUS moral support & advice right now....

    I think there is a corpse rotting in the printer next to me. Here's what happened:

    The other night I was on the phone with a smart and beautiful woman in this industry (whom shall remain nameless to protect her anonymity) when my cat ran in and dropped a baby rat/really large mouse at my feet. It immediately bolted into the printer which was sitting on the floor at the time. The thing had no way out. The cat was on top of the printer and the dog was circling it. While still on the phone I decided the best option was to put the printer outside til dawn, in hopes the vermon would escape. Next day, I look in throught the tray and saw nothing. Now there is a smell eminating from it. WTF am I going to do? Where do I start?? I'm unbelievably skeeved out
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  • rhon23
    Rebel Girl
    • Jun 2003
    • 3275

    #2
    toss the printer

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    • 421Fill
      So Fucking Banned
      • Nov 2001
      • 20659

      #3
      lol, I'd just throw it away and buy a new one.

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      • Elli
        Reach for those stars!
        • Apr 2003
        • 17991

        #4
        Death is a stinky, stinky smell. Toss the printer and buy a new one.
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        • MaDalton
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          • Feb 2004
          • 39861

          #5
          and you call yourself a pussycat? should have played with it for a while and then eat it
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          • Imortyl Pussycat
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2006
            • 5449

            #6
            i would love to toss it but my daughter's dad gave it to her. This is my stick up his ass, ex husband we're talking about. Maybe I should let him deal with it but he's not rollin by here with her until Sunday.
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            • Tom_PM
              Porn Meister
              • Feb 2005
              • 16443

              #7
              Yuck.. this is one time that the cost of ink is a plus.. it's probably cheaper to buy a new one then buy new ink anyway right? If inkjet then probably close..

              The stink of death is not good, attracts bad things. I think I'd double bag it with gloves on and get it to the curb.

              Sorry for the trauma, darn cats.
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              • SiMpLe
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2002
                • 3221

                #8
                LMAO - I can't even think of anything witty to post cuz I'm laughing so hard!! LOOOOOOOOL
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                • Imortyl Pussycat
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2006
                  • 5449

                  #9
                  My friend reminded me that I did throw copius amounts of cheese in there so the nasty creature could fend for the night. This was before I decided to put it outside.
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                  • Tom_PM
                    Porn Meister
                    • Feb 2005
                    • 16443

                    #10
                    Wait, what? Why? lol come onnnnnnnnn is this a joke? =-o
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                    • Imortyl Pussycat
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2006
                      • 5449

                      #11
                      Originally posted by MaDalton
                      and you call yourself a pussycat? should have played with it for a while and then eat it
                      LOL, that is soooooooooooo gross
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                      • pornguy
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                        • Mar 2003
                        • 62910

                        #12
                        Start at best buy..

                        but since I have no morals... Try printing something.
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                        • Imortyl Pussycat
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                          • Apr 2006
                          • 5449

                          #13
                          Originally posted by PR_Tom
                          Wait, what? Why? lol come onnnnnnnnn is this a joke? =-o
                          I'm serious, this is my current fire to put out
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                          • rhon23
                            Rebel Girl
                            • Jun 2003
                            • 3275

                            #14
                            Juli toss it. I have a printer come pick it up. It's just sitting in a box collecting dust at my house.

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                            • Imortyl Pussycat
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2006
                              • 5449

                              #15
                              I have news......I tried to post but GFY booted me and I couldn't get back on to report this so I went to Charles:

                              Imortyl Pussycat ‎(1:41 PM):
                              there has been a new development and i cant get on gfy to reveal it
                              lol
                              it booted me off and now has a database error
                              WiredGuy ‎(1:41 PM):
                              I've been getting that all day too
                              What happened?
                              Imortyl Pussycat ‎(1:42 PM):
                              i popped open the front of the printer and i see it in there
                              WiredGuy ‎(1:42 PM):
                              Dead?
                              Imortyl Pussycat ‎(1:42 PM):
                              dead or stinky sleeping
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                              • SiMpLe
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                                • Feb 2002
                                • 3221

                                #16
                                This just keeps getting better LMAO
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                                • Imortyl Pussycat
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2006
                                  • 5449

                                  #17
                                  WiredGuy just gave me a brilliant idea! Get the new hotties in the neighborhood to come over and rescue me. I should find a spider to kill while I'm at it. Would it be too obvious if I was dressed in lingerie when they arrived?? hehehe
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                                  • The Adult Broker
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                                    • Dec 2004
                                    • 5265

                                    #18
                                    Hey, 'Who Moved My Mouse? ' LOL

                                    girlllll, classic.

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                                    • Imortyl Pussycat
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                                      • Apr 2006
                                      • 5449

                                      #19
                                      Wait, back pedal..... the hot guys will forever refer to me as that dirty rat girl if I choose this to be my first impression. Back to square one
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                                      • rhon23
                                        Rebel Girl
                                        • Jun 2003
                                        • 3275

                                        #20
                                        you crazy girl

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                                        • Elli
                                          Reach for those stars!
                                          • Apr 2003
                                          • 17991

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Imortyl Pussycat
                                          Wait, back pedal..... the hot guys will forever refer to me as that dirty rat girl if I choose this to be my first impression. Back to square one
                                          Ooo good thinking. I was all excited about the hotty rescue, too. Hrm.
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                                          • MichaelP
                                            Registered User
                                            • Aug 2003
                                            • 7123

                                            #22
                                            ok Honey Calm donw...

                                            1- Open MS Word

                                            2- Type in Big Big Letters "GET OUT OF THERE OR WE'LL SPRAY YOU"

                                            3- Print it ...

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                                            • rhon23
                                              Rebel Girl
                                              • Jun 2003
                                              • 3275

                                              #23
                                              [01:51] Imortyl Pussycat: i'm workin up the nerve
                                              [01:51] Imortyl Pussycat: put my hair up
                                              [01:52] RHO: to?
                                              [01:52] Imortyl Pussycat: got the gloves out
                                              [01:52] RHO: are you removing the mouse or tossing the printer
                                              [01:52] Imortyl Pussycat: i can clearly see the mouse
                                              [01:52] Imortyl Pussycat: it is laying in there
                                              [01:52] Imortyl Pussycat: takin a dirt nap
                                              [01:52] RHO: I am gonnna hurl
                                              [01:52] Imortyl Pussycat: way ahead of you gurl
                                              [01:53] RHO: seriously

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                                              • halfpint
                                                GFY's Halfpint
                                                • Jun 2007
                                                • 15223

                                                #24
                                                Give it to a local charity and tell them it just needs a clean up ..but make sure you tell them it has full ink cartridges other wise they wont take it

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                                                • Imortyl Pussycat
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Apr 2006
                                                  • 5449

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by rhon23
                                                  [01:51] Imortyl Pussycat: i'm workin up the nerve
                                                  [01:51] Imortyl Pussycat: put my hair up
                                                  [01:52] RHO: to?
                                                  [01:52] Imortyl Pussycat: got the gloves out
                                                  [01:52] RHO: are you removing the mouse or tossing the printer
                                                  [01:52] Imortyl Pussycat: i can clearly see the mouse
                                                  [01:52] Imortyl Pussycat: it is laying in there
                                                  [01:52] Imortyl Pussycat: takin a dirt nap
                                                  [01:52] RHO: I am gonnna hurl
                                                  [01:52] Imortyl Pussycat: way ahead of you gurl
                                                  [01:53] RHO: seriously
                                                  can't believe you posted that. wait. yes i can, lol. i am looking for some tongs now
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                                                  • SonOfaBeach
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                                                    • Apr 2009
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Imortyl Pussycat
                                                    WiredGuy ‎(1:42 PM):
                                                    Dead?
                                                    Imortyl Pussycat ‎(1:42 PM):
                                                    dead or stinky sleeping
                                                    Poor lil fella is probably just trying to sleep the whole ordeal off... and needs a bath...


                                                    If on the other hand he is dead - string 'im up and put him on display as a warning to others!!

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                                                    • Imortyl Pussycat
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Apr 2006
                                                      • 5449

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by The Adult Broker
                                                      Hey, 'Who Moved My Mouse? ' LOL

                                                      girlllll, classic.

                                                      OMG! I just spit water all over my screen..bwuahahaha. I forgot that classic too, I even wrote it down. Where is that bottle of wine when you really need it?
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