Today, I ran into my cheating ex's mother at a bar.

**Iron Fist** · 08-12-2009, 11:41 PM

shes posting about it right now on fmylife

**Bake** · 08-12-2009, 11:45 PM

Funny shit if true

**okok** · 08-12-2009, 11:49 PM

Some are fake but I bet a lot of people here have stories that sound fake..... ;) ;)

**Fucksakes** · 08-13-2009, 12:00 AM

My friend and I were playing hooky from school, his step dad came home early and caught him home as I hid under the stairs in the basement, his step dad held him by his neck against the wall said he would beat his ass and told him to get his fucking ass back to school.. still stuck in the basement I hear him moaning as he masturbates than the phone rings and its my gf calling looking for me and he goes around the house looking for me, opening doors and telling her on the phone... nope he is not here.

after his lunch he leaves.. I thought I was dead.. TTM

btw true story.

**hypedough** · 08-13-2009, 12:15 AM

More and more FML-type sites coming up eh???? Must be the open source twitter clone.

**Bird** · 08-13-2009, 12:17 AM

Originally posted by okok

She remembered me and commented on how stupid her daughter had been for screwing things up with a guy like me. One thing led to another, and I ended up railing my ex's mother in the bed my ex was conceived in, in the house she grew up in. TTM!

(from Top That, Motherfucker)

TTM has some good reads

**NickB.** · 08-13-2009, 12:28 AM

bangin' milfs = the best

**LiveDose** · 08-13-2009, 12:30 AM

Originally posted by sharphead

shes posting about it right now on fmylife

haha

**MovieMaster** · 08-13-2009, 05:29 AM

wowzer some good shit

**seeandsee** · 08-13-2009, 05:35 AM

nice site

**Davy** · 08-13-2009, 05:40 AM

Post pics or it didn't happen!

**Vicious_B** · 08-13-2009, 06:22 AM

Nothing beats www.textsfromlastnight.com. That is the funniest shit I have ever read on on these types of sites.

**Phoenix** · 08-13-2009, 06:36 AM

it only has like 50 stories total?

**Fletch XXX** · 08-13-2009, 06:37 AM

nice, i make up shit for my blogs all the time too ;)

**brassmonkey** · 08-13-2009, 06:40 AM

who gives a shit

**GuerillaC** · 08-13-2009, 06:43 AM

hahahah wow what an imagination....

**okok** · 08-13-2009, 10:39 AM

Originally posted by Phoenix

it only has like 50 stories total?

Hey Brad, it's Owen btw... yep more like 12 :D just turned it on, not vying for traffic yet, just testing ;).

**okok** · 08-13-2009, 10:40 AM

Originally posted by Fletch XXX

nice, i make up shit for my blogs all the time too ;)

to be fair only 10 of the 12 or so are fake :D

EDIT: and this is one of the real ones! Well, real as in "I didn't post it." As far as historical accuracy, that is best left to the reader to determine.

**Phoenix** · 08-13-2009, 10:53 AM

Originally posted by okok

Hey Brad, it's Owen btw... yep more like 12 :D just turned it on, not vying for traffic yet, just testing ;).

whats up owen

didnt know....thought it was being compared to twitter...good luck with it

**Scott McD** · 08-13-2009, 10:59 AM

Haha! That would be awesome actually. Maybe a new idea for a paysite

**okok** · 08-13-2009, 12:04 PM

Originally posted by Phoenix

whats up owen

didnt know....thought it was being compared to twitter...good luck with it

Nah it's the yin to "f my life's" yang (and "my life is average").

I figure people get tired of reading about pain and mediocrity... why not have a place to brag :D.

Today, I ran into my cheating ex's mother at a bar.

Today, I ran into my cheating ex's mother at a bar.

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