He must die . . . which way out? - GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

X

baddog

So Fucking Banned

Join Date: Apr 2001

Posts: 107089
Share

Post
#1

He must die . . . which way out?

08-08-2009, 02:37 PM

Apparently my, frog that has been barking like he is hungry, isn't as hungry as he let on. Now I have a mouse in his cage that will never live until I get back home. I can not just leave him in the cage as my house would reek by the time I get home. So, unless he gets munched on in the next few hours, I will have to eliminate him.

There are two options I can think of:

1. Wring his neck.
2. Put him in a mortar tube and send him to outer space.

Which way would you handle it?
Tags: None
L-Pink

working on my tan

Join Date: Mar 2005

Posts: 39151
Share

Post
#2

08-08-2009, 02:41 PM

Load him into a potato gun!
Comment
jaysmoke

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jun 2007

Posts: 1192
Share

Post
#3

08-08-2009, 02:42 PM

Just run him over with that great lookin black Harley of yours ;)
Comment
born2blog

Confirmed User

Join Date: Sep 2006

Posts: 1801
Share

Post
#4

08-08-2009, 02:43 PM

Originally posted by L-Pink

Load him into a potato gun!

lol and make sure to put the video on Youtube

Juicy Ads - Buy & Sell Quality Traffic!!
Comment
baddog

So Fucking Banned

Join Date: Apr 2001

Posts: 107089
Share

Post
#5

08-08-2009, 02:58 PM

Originally posted by L-Pink

Load him into a potato gun!

Good idea, if I owned one.

Originally posted by born2blog

lol and make sure to put the video on Youtube

I considered a video but since I plan on doing it at night, I highly doubt he would show up (is a brown/black one, not white).
Comment
Libertine

sex dwarf

Join Date: May 2002

Posts: 17860
Share

Post
#6

08-08-2009, 03:01 PM

How about just making it as quick and painless as possible?

/(bb|[^b]{2})/
Comment
Twig

Confirmed User

Join Date: Nov 2005

Posts: 1949
Share

Post
#7

08-08-2009, 03:01 PM

mortar that bitch. Let him go out in style.
Comment
Brujah

Beer Money Baron

Join Date: Jan 2001

Posts: 22157
Share

Post
#8

08-08-2009, 03:08 PM

dress him up like speedy gonzales and drop him off outside Home Depot

Free Premium Domain Lists and Tools at Clickmojo.com

For Sale: Obscenity.com
Comment
slapass

Too lazy to set a custom title

Join Date: Nov 2002

Posts: 14625
Share

Post
#9

08-08-2009, 03:08 PM

You have a frog that eats mice and no once thought to comment on that? is that a common thing?
Comment
baddog

So Fucking Banned

Join Date: Apr 2001

Posts: 107089
Share

Post
#10

08-08-2009, 03:09 PM

Originally posted by Libertine

How about just making it as quick and painless as possible?

Good idea . . .

Originally posted by Twig

mortar that bitch. Let him go out in style.

mortar it is.
Comment
baddog

So Fucking Banned

Join Date: Apr 2001

Posts: 107089
Share

Post
#11

08-08-2009, 03:12 PM

Originally posted by Brujah

dress him up like speedy gonzales and drop him off outside Home Depot

Boy, that is an excellent idea. Hire him out as day labor. Let him run cables.

Originally posted by slapass

You have a frog that eats mice and no once thought to comment on that? is that a common thing?

Doesn't everyone?
Comment
woj

<&(©¿©)&>

Join Date: Jul 2002

Posts: 47880
Share

Post
#12

08-08-2009, 03:14 PM

Originally posted by Libertine

How about just making it as quick and painless as possible?

shotgun blast?

Custom Software Development, email: woj#at#wojfun#.#com to discuss details or skype: wojl2000 or gchat: wojfun or telegram: wojl2000
Affiliate program tools: Hosted Galleries Manager Banner Manager Video Manager
Wordpress Affiliate Plugin Pic/Movie of the Day Fansign Generator Zip Manager
Comment
Mr Pheer

So Fucking Banned

Join Date: Dec 2002

Posts: 22082
Share

Post
#13

08-08-2009, 03:22 PM

Originally posted by baddog

That frog is about as fat as the desert toad I found in my backyard. I have no clue wtf it had been eating, but it looked to be eating well so I left it alone.
Comment
SexualDragon

Confirmed User

Join Date: Aug 2006

Posts: 3038
Share

Post
#14

08-08-2009, 03:30 PM

microwave

Make 2009 a great year with Tiffany Preston
436-127-934
Comment
baddog

So Fucking Banned

Join Date: Apr 2001

Posts: 107089
Share

Post
#15

08-08-2009, 03:32 PM

Originally posted by SexualDragon

microwave

I really don't need that mess.
Comment
The Duck

Adult Content Provider

Join Date: May 2005

Posts: 18243
Share

Post
#16

08-08-2009, 03:33 PM

Just let him go as quickly as possible.

Skype Horusmaia
ICQ 41555245
Email [email protected]
Comment
Iron Fist

Too lazy to set a custom title

Join Date: Dec 2006

Posts: 23400
Share

Post
#17

08-08-2009, 03:34 PM

Get someone with high heels to stomp all over it and take lots of pics and put them on GFY...

You won't believe the sig views you'll get!

i like waffles
Comment
digifan

The Profiler

Join Date: Oct 2002

Posts: 14618
Share

Post
#18

08-08-2009, 03:49 PM

Originally posted by baddog

I considered a video but since I plan on doing it at night, I highly doubt he would show up (is a brown/black one, not white).

You can paint it first.

[email protected]
Webair Rocks
Comment
Lycanthrope

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jan 2004

Posts: 4517
Share

Post
#19

08-08-2009, 03:51 PM

Do what John Kramer would do.

Make a game of it.

See if it really wants to live or die.

A quick idea - set up a timer controlled, mouse sized guillotine that disects a cross section of tubing just big enough for the mouse to move forward in. Tie some very fine thread to the mouse's tail and place a lump of cheese (because fucking cheese is everything to a mouse), at the end of the tube.

If he has the gumption to move forward enough to rip his own tail off, let him live and enjoy his prize.

If not, simply discard your neat little "mouse-aleum" after the fail.
Comment
Vendzilla

Biker Gnome

Join Date: Mar 2004

Posts: 23200
Share

Post
#20

08-08-2009, 03:54 PM

Two words----- Model Rocket!

Webair died?
Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
think about that
Comment
digifan

The Profiler

Join Date: Oct 2002

Posts: 14618
Share

Post
#21

08-08-2009, 03:54 PM

Originally posted by slapass

You have a frog that eats mice and no once thought to comment on that? is that a common thing?

I don't think so but when it comes to baddog, you can never be sure, he is full of surprises. If that frog will eat anything, it will blow up.. it needs a diet. And/or a mortar. Or just let it go. Quick.

[email protected]
Webair Rocks
Comment
baddog

So Fucking Banned

Join Date: Apr 2001

Posts: 107089
Share

Post
#22

08-08-2009, 03:54 PM

Originally posted by sharphead

Get someone with high heels to stomp all over it and take lots of pics and put them on GFY...

You won't believe the sig views you'll get!

Thought about that, but I don't know any chicks into that.
Comment
Helix

Confirmed User

Join Date: Feb 2002

Posts: 6021
Share

Post
#23

08-08-2009, 03:56 PM

take him to the dog park and let him go free.
Comment
2012

So Fucking What

Join Date: Jul 2006

Posts: 17189
Share

Post
#24

08-08-2009, 07:19 PM

just drop him off at sizzler

best host: Webair | best sponsor: Kink | best coder: 688218966 | Go Fuck Yourself
Comment
PurrrsianPussyKat

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jan 2004

Posts: 2088
Share

Post
#25

08-08-2009, 07:34 PM

My daughter wants a pacman frog.

Need a reliable, reasonably priced php programmer? Hit me up! 2934409
Comment
mmcfadden

So Fucking Banned

Join Date: Oct 2008

Posts: 5099
Share

Post
#26

08-08-2009, 07:35 PM

I thought frogs ate bugs and shit and snakes ate mice... maybe i'm wrong
Comment
baddog

So Fucking Banned

Join Date: Apr 2001

Posts: 107089
Share

Post
#27

08-08-2009, 07:37 PM

Originally posted by PurrrsianPussyKat

My daughter wants a pacman frog.

They are pretty cool. This is the second one I have had. The first one was a birthday present for my son when he was 5.

This guy here is pretty old. In fact, he is older than they are supposed to live.

Guess I should take the dog on his run so I can get back and send this sucker into space.
Comment
baddog

So Fucking Banned

Join Date: Apr 2001

Posts: 107089
Share

Post
#28

08-08-2009, 07:38 PM

Originally posted by mmcfadden

maybe i'm wrong

Hate to break it to you.
Comment
munki

Do Fun Shit.

Join Date: Dec 2004

Posts: 13393
Share

Post
#29

08-08-2009, 07:42 PM

We used to have to kill feeder mice for our roommates snakes. Heartbreaking experience for me, being a big animal person.

They would sell the feeders to us from the pet store in a small paper bag, we would take a windup, holding the paper bag, and slam it against hard counter top, or the concrete stairs. Mission accomplished relatively quickly, and no mess.

“I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde
Comment
PurrrsianPussyKat

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jan 2004

Posts: 2088
Share

Post
#30

08-08-2009, 07:52 PM

Originally posted by mmcfadden

I thought frogs ate bugs and shit and snakes ate mice... maybe i'm wrong

Not a pacman frog.

Need a reliable, reasonably priced php programmer? Hit me up! 2934409
Comment
PurrrsianPussyKat

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jan 2004

Posts: 2088
Share

Post
#31

08-08-2009, 07:52 PM

Originally posted by baddog

They are pretty cool. This is the second one I have had. The first one was a birthday present for my son when he was 5.

This guy here is pretty old. In fact, he is older than they are supposed to live.

Guess I should take the dog on his run so I can get back and send this sucker into space.

Well, now I know who to hit up for advice and tips if I decide to let her have one.

Need a reliable, reasonably priced php programmer? Hit me up! 2934409
Comment
baddog

So Fucking Banned

Join Date: Apr 2001

Posts: 107089
Share

Post
#32

08-08-2009, 08:36 PM

Originally posted by munki

We used to have to kill feeder mice for our roommates snakes. Heartbreaking experience for me, being a big animal person.

Why did you have to kill them first? I used to do a stripper that used snakes in her act and I fed them live rabbits, big guys. Just toss them in the room and let nature take its course.

Originally posted by PurrrsianPussyKat

Well, now I know who to hit up for advice and tips if I decide to let her have one.

I have a great pacman story.
Comment
stickyfingerz

Doin fine

Join Date: Oct 2005

Posts: 24984
Share

Post
#33

08-08-2009, 08:41 PM

Goto a really nice resturant, put him in your pocket. Let him go on the table towards the end of your meal. Enjoy comped meal.. I think I just channeled anal hobbit... lol
Comment
tony286

lurker

Join Date: Aug 2002

Posts: 57021
Share

Post
#34

08-08-2009, 08:44 PM

why cant you just let him outside ? Why does he have to die? Im just curious, give mickey a shot
Comment
SleazyDream

I'm here for SPORT

Join Date: Jul 2001

Posts: 41470
Share

Post
#35

08-08-2009, 08:49 PM

be careful posting about animal cruelty, it might just be a mouse but it has basic rights too

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

Now read without the word dog.
Comment
baddog

So Fucking Banned

Join Date: Apr 2001

Posts: 107089
Share

Post
#36

08-08-2009, 08:51 PM

Originally posted by tony404

why cant you just let him outside ? Why does he have to die? Im just curious, give mickey a shot

Because I am relatively confident that my neighbors want mice running around as much as I do.
Comment
naughty1

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jun 2007

Posts: 137
Share

Post
#37

08-08-2009, 09:02 PM

How bout ya keep the mouse and kill the frog. Will be cheaper and that's one UGLY FUCKING FROG LOL

Mojo Host The Only Host You Will Ever Need
Comment
baddog

So Fucking Banned

Join Date: Apr 2001

Posts: 107089
Share

Post
#38

08-08-2009, 11:49 PM

Originally posted by naughty1

How bout ya keep the mouse and kill the frog. Will be cheaper and that's one UGLY FUCKING FROG LOL

Mice have short life spans and do nothing nearly as cool as this frog does.
Comment
2012

So Fucking What

Join Date: Jul 2006

Posts: 17189
Share

Post
#39

08-08-2009, 11:56 PM

Originally posted by baddog

Mice have short life spans and do nothing nearly as cool as this frog does.

So do human beings, I think turtles and alligators live longer. We have the morals though ...

So on a scale from one to ten based on your theory.

1. turtles , alligators
2. humans
3. mice

Jesus lives in the man that saves a mouse from the frog death

best host: Webair | best sponsor: Kink | best coder: 688218966 | Go Fuck Yourself
Comment
baddog

So Fucking Banned

Join Date: Apr 2001

Posts: 107089
Share

Post
#40

08-09-2009, 12:02 AM

Originally posted by fartfly

So do human beings, I think turtles and alligators live longer. We have the morals though ...

So on a scale from one to ten based on your theory.

1. turtles , alligators
2. humans
3. mice

Jesus lives in the man that saves a mouse from the frog death

You completely eliminated the ability to do cool things from the formula.

Jesus doesn't want the frog wandering the streets eating small children. The mice must die that others may live. He would also be pissed that you put reptiles above humans. There is a food chain, use it.
Comment
2012

So Fucking What

Join Date: Jul 2006

Posts: 17189
Share

Post
#41

08-09-2009, 12:11 AM

Originally posted by baddog

There is a food chain, use it.

use it don't abuse it.
werd to ya mutha

Last edited by 2012; 08-09-2009, 12:12 AM.

best host: Webair | best sponsor: Kink | best coder: 688218966 | Go Fuck Yourself
Comment
who

So Fucking Banned

Join Date: Aug 2003

Posts: 19593
Share

Post
#42

08-09-2009, 12:17 AM

Originally posted by baddog

Apparently my, frog that has been barking like he is hungry, isn't as hungry as he let on. Now I have a mouse in his cage that will never live until I get back home. I can not just leave him in the cage as my house would reek by the time I get home. So, unless he gets munched on in the next few hours, I will have to eliminate him.

There are two options I can think of:

1. Wring his neck.
2. Put him in a mortar tube and send him to outer space.

Which way would you handle it?

A) frogs don't bark
b) frogs can't talk
c) eliminating small creatures is not tough
d) people like you should not have mortars.
Comment
solopimps

Confirmed User

Join Date: May 2008

Posts: 184
Share

Post
#43

08-09-2009, 12:25 AM

Originally posted by who

A) frogs don't bark
b) frogs can't talk
c) eliminating small creatures is not tough
d) people like you should not have mortars.

ICQ 363-055-233
Comment
2012

So Fucking What

Join Date: Jul 2006

Posts: 17189
Share

Post
#44

08-09-2009, 12:27 AM

seriously though, the frog needs to eat but you shouldn't mortar small rodents for pleasure, giggles whatever man ? WTF is wrong with you

best host: Webair | best sponsor: Kink | best coder: 688218966 | Go Fuck Yourself
Comment
seeandsee

Check SIG!

Join Date: Mar 2006

Posts: 50945
Share

Post
#45

08-09-2009, 01:21 AM

do nothing, nature will do it for you

BUY MY SIG - 50$/Year

Contact here
Comment
papill0n

Unregistered Abuser

Join Date: Oct 2007

Posts: 15547
Share

Post
#46

08-09-2009, 02:49 AM

Originally posted by fartfly

seriously though, the frog needs to eat but you shouldn't mortar small rodents for pleasure, giggles whatever man ? WTF is wrong with you

Being cruel/killing animals is how you show you are a real man, didn't you know ?
Comment
bobby666

boots are my religion

Join Date: Nov 2005

Posts: 21765
Share

Post
#47

08-09-2009, 02:54 AM

just install a webcam and spread pics
Comment
Mr Pheer

So Fucking Banned

Join Date: Dec 2002

Posts: 22082
Share

Post
#48

08-09-2009, 03:23 AM

I dunno about a mortar... but could be cool to head down to the beach with the mouse and a slingshot and some bread. Lure the seagulls in with the bread, load mouse into slingshot... launch mouse up to the seagulls, they will grab anything.
Comment
2012

So Fucking What

Join Date: Jul 2006

Posts: 17189
Share

Post
#49

08-09-2009, 03:26 AM

Originally posted by Mr Pheer

I dunno about a mortar... but could be cool to head down to the beach with the mouse and a slingshot and some bread. Lure the seagulls in with the bread, load mouse into slingshot... launch mouse up to the seagulls, they will grab anything.

congratulations on being a total asshole

best host: Webair | best sponsor: Kink | best coder: 688218966 | Go Fuck Yourself
Comment
Mr Pheer

So Fucking Banned

Join Date: Dec 2002

Posts: 22082
Share

Post
#50

08-09-2009, 03:29 AM

Originally posted by fartfly

congratulations on being a total asshole

thanks! I try hard.
Comment

Previous 1 2 template Next

Working...