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  • CaptainHowdy
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    • Dec 2004
    • 94102

    #1

    Megan Fox thinks she is Alan Alda in drags...

    Draw your own conlcusions...



    Uber-babe Megan Fox gave a typically candid but weirdly insecure outburst on the Golden Globes red carpet last weekend, saying she was a "tranny" and felt like vomiting as she posed for photographers.

    "I am pretty sure I am a doppelgänger for Alan Alda," she told a reporter, referring to the 72-year-old star of M*A*S*H.

    "I'm a tranny. I'm a man. I'm so painfully insecure. I'm on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed. I'm scared."
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  • yuu.design
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    • Mar 2006
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    #2
    she is sooo hot!
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    • MaDalton
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      • Feb 2004
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      #3
      i like alan alda - what does that tell me?
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      • MetaMan
        I AM WEB 2.0
        • Jan 2003
        • 28682

        #4
        these kind of of headcase chicks that are smoking hot and dont know it are the best in bed by a mile.

        if you can deal with their head games (most dont do it on purpose they are just fucked up) then you can have quality pussy.

        it works in your favor because they never feel completely hot and if your the guy that can make them feel hot they will be banging you forever. and how do you make them feel hot? fuck there brains out.

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        • Machete_
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          • Oct 2002
          • 14579

          #5
          She is overhyped and overrated. Both when it comes to looks and acting skills

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          • IPSKeith
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            • May 2009
            • 212

            #6
            acting skills? what skills but over rated in the hot department she is not.....smokin

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            • CaptainHowdy
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              • Dec 2004
              • 94102

              #7
              This thread is of course dedicated to MetaMan...

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              • San
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                • Jan 2004
                • 790

                #8
                women are crazy

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                • Quagmire
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                  • Jul 2005
                  • 6490

                  #9
                  Originally posted by KrisH
                  She is overhyped and overrated. Both when it comes to looks and acting skills
                  agreed. She's attractive, but I don't get wood thinking about her.

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                  • MetaMan
                    I AM WEB 2.0
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 28682

                    #10
                    Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                    This thread is of course dedicated to MetaMan...


                    i cant figure out if its because she is smoking hot or because she said she is a tranny

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                    • tranza
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                      • Jun 2003
                      • 57559

                      #11
                      She might be crazy, but she is fucking hot!
                      I'm just a newbie.

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                      • PlugRush Sascha
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                        • Jan 2004
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                        #12
                        She's a big dick playah!
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                        • CaptainHowdy
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                          • Dec 2004
                          • 94102

                          #13
                          Originally posted by MetaMan


                          i cant figure out if its because she is smoking hot or because she said she is a tranny
                          Mainly because it confirms many of your theories on femeninity...

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                          • cykoe6
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                            • Apr 2005
                            • 4499

                            #14
                            Hot and crazy....... so fucking perfect!!!
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                            • Phoenix
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                              • Nov 2002
                              • 35475

                              #15
                              Originally posted by cykoe6
                              Hot and crazy....... so fucking perfect!!!
                              they are always the best
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                              • Great Shooter
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                                #16
                                I would do her on any given sunday!

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                                • tiger
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                                  • Apr 2002
                                  • 6986

                                  #17
                                  LOL, the classic I know I'm hot so I will pretend I don't know it, chick. Which will only make me appear to be hotter.

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                                  • donkevlar
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                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 4325

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by MetaMan
                                    these kind of of headcase chicks that are smoking hot and dont know it are the best in bed by a mile.

                                    if you can deal with their head games (most dont do it on purpose they are just fucked up) then you can have quality pussy.

                                    it works in your favor because they never feel completely hot and if your the guy that can make them feel hot they will be banging you forever. and how do you make them feel hot? fuck there brains out.
                                    Amen. Out-of-my-league broads with low self esteem are a staple in my sex life. They're up there with groupies and high raver chicks.
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                                    • Tsang
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                                      • Oct 2008
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                                      #19
                                      Megan Fox is beautiful!
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                                      • pornguy
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                                        • Mar 2003
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                                        #20
                                        She will be in a Nut ward in 1 year
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                                        • ProG
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                                          #21
                                          I agree with her.
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                                          • Tom_PM
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                                            • Feb 2005
                                            • 16443

                                            #22
                                            Hmm, well her makeup in that pic makes her face look kind of flat and washed out.. Plus the posed face is a downer, but oh well. Nobody is gonna like a critic.

                                            I guess she's the type though who could be anorexically thin and still think she looks fat.
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                                            • nikki99
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                                              • Nov 2004
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                                              #23
                                              what a beauty
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                                              • Viewfinder
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                                                • Aug 2002
                                                • 407

                                                #24
                                                She should eat.

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                                                • SexualDragon
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                                                  #25
                                                  What kind of drug can do that to a person?
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                                                  • Scott McD
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                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                    • 67792

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Viewfinder
                                                    She should eat.
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                                                    • 3zekiel
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                                                      • Jul 2008
                                                      • 93

                                                      #27
                                                      I love alan alda. Keep meghan fox away from him
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                                                      • Juicy D. Links
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • Apr 2001
                                                        • 122992

                                                        #28
                                                        I can never date her. I am afraid I might burst her with my schlong I like her too much to subject her to that risk...

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                                                        • kristin
                                                          GOO!
                                                          • Sep 2002
                                                          • 9768

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                          these kind of of headcase chicks that are smoking hot and dont know it are the best in bed by a mile.

                                                          if you can deal with their head games (most dont do it on purpose they are just fucked up) then you can have quality pussy.

                                                          it works in your favor because they never feel completely hot and if your the guy that can make them feel hot they will be banging you forever. and how do you make them feel hot? fuck there brains out.
                                                          Not always true. Hot girls with poor self esteem don't like to get naked in front of others as well, they don't fuck as much IMO. Fat girls have something to prove, they will be the better ones in bed.
                                                          Vacares rules.

                                                          "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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                                                          • MetaMan
                                                            I AM WEB 2.0
                                                            • Jan 2003
                                                            • 28682

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by kristin
                                                            Not always true. Hot girls with poor self esteem don't like to get naked in front of others as well, they don't fuck as much IMO. Fat girls have something to prove, they will be the better ones in bed.
                                                            lesson #1 for any man, never take advice on WOMEN from a WOMAN.

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                                                            • StickyGreen
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                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                              • 13076

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                              these kind of of headcase chicks that are smoking hot and dont know it are the best in bed by a mile.

                                                              if you can deal with their head games (most dont do it on purpose they are just fucked up) then you can have quality pussy.

                                                              it works in your favor because they never feel completely hot and if your the guy that can make them feel hot they will be banging you forever. and how do you make them feel hot? fuck there brains out.
                                                              Says the guy with a fucking mario princess as his avatar.

                                                              Fag.
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                                                              • MetaMan
                                                                I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                • Jan 2003
                                                                • 28682

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by StickyGreen
                                                                Says the guy with a fucking mario princess as his avatar.

                                                                Fag.
                                                                o shit i better change that because all the hot girls come on GFY.

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                                                                • StickyGreen
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                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                  • 13076

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                  o shit i better change that because all the hot girls come on GFY.

                                                                  Uhmmm... okay. Didn't mean you had to post a picture of yourself, but whatever.
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                                                                  • Vjo
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                                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                                    • 6082

                                                                    #34
                                                                    ok, have you got something to bite on







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                                                                    Last edited by Vjo; 08-05-2009, 03:57 PM.

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                                                                    • Vjo
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                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                      • 6082

                                                                      #35




                                                                      who says hd isn't any good? 1.5M



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                                                                      • StickyGreen
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                                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                                        • 13076

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Vjo




                                                                        who says hd isn't any good? 1.5M



                                                                        and who loves you baby?
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                                                                        • Vjo
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                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                          • 6082

                                                                          #37
                                                                          and thank god for um

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                                                                          • GatorB
                                                                            The Demon & 12clicks
                                                                            • Oct 2001
                                                                            • 18208

                                                                            #38
                                                                            In this pic she does look like a tranny. A hot tranny, but still a tranny. If I didn't know it was her I would believe she had a penis.

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                                                                              • CaptainHowdy
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                                                                                • Dec 2004
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                                lesson #1 for any man, never take advice on WOMEN from a WOMAN.
                                                                                Thread closed...

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                                                                                • brassmonkey
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                                                                                  • Sep 2005
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  she's not a man
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                                                                                  • John-ACWM
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Who's she to mention Alan Alda?!

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                                                                                    • Miguel T
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Im so fucking in love.

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                                                                                      • LoveSandra
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                                                                                        • Aug 2008
                                                                                        • 10551

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Vjo




                                                                                        who says hd isn't any good? 1.5M



                                                                                        and who loves you baby?

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