I used to use toilet paper but that's such an old pandemic thing. Now I wipe my ass with a portable bidet.
Oh yeah, I brush my fucking teeth twice a day for fuck's sake.
Oh yeah, I brush my fucking teeth twice a day for fuck's sake.
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The pandemic brought a bidet to my house.
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After living in Spain, where everyone has a bidet, for 10 years I'm still not convinced I was using them correctly - They are great for sweaty balls, but I find wet wipes better for the ass area...
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Toilet paper is so 2020. Cucumber baby wipes for the win!Comment
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I don't use bidet's anymore - not since the episode in '09 when one exploded on me.
My toilet routine consists of wiping the excess off with a cucumber and then using wipes. I purchased a bunch from Harrods of London when they had a sale on. They are gold gilted and dissolve in water. The pack says they are 100% better for your bum than the leading wipes.
The procedure normally takes around 20 minutes. After wiping I apply oils that act as a barrier and as a cushion.Comment
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Bidet is best
I can't figure out those european style ones though, the japanese is the way to go.
I have packs of wipes for travel.
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Since most people have said bidets and I have social anxiety, I have now hooked up a hose from my sink. Wish me luck.Comment
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Another question arises - how do you deal with your daily sharts ? Do you even care and let the crust fall out on its own, or you treat it as a legitimate shit ?Comment
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Using wipes, but looking forward to upgrade to a bidet!
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I've never tried whiping my ass. That's disgusting !
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always seemed to have a bidet, from growing up and now living in Spain. I still use toilet paper to wipe my ass, but then the bidet to wash after...
Aren´t bidet´s children´s toilets
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In SE Asia, we use the bum gun...
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Real ballers like me have slaves to do that for them.Comment
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Bidet is perfect, it should clean your ass. But finish it off with wipes.Comment
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In Europe, originally, a bidet is a bowl or receptacle designed to be sat on for the purpose of washing the human genitalia, inner buttocks, and anus. In several European countries, a bidet is required by law to be present in every bathroom containing a toilet bowl.
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Ok, so you squirt water up your ass to clean it... so what.... do you walk around with a wet ass? You still have to wipe right?
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Yeah, and what do you wipe with? tha bathroom towel that someone is later gonna wipe their face with or tissue which falls apart leaving bits all over you ass.Comment
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When I saw the thread title I thought it was questioning the inteligence level of the board. Ya know, kind of like, "How the hell do you people manage to wipe your ass?"
Instead I find out it is an actual discussion on the methodologies involved in wiping your ass.
I really don't know what to say.
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You have to legally tell us how you wipe sir.When I saw the thread title I thought it was questioning the inteligence level of the board. Ya know, kind of like, "How the hell do you people manage to wipe your ass?"
Instead I find out it is an actual discussion on the methodologies involved in wiping your ass.
I really don't know what to say.
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I don't know what to say either. It was my response to the brush your teeth post.When I saw the thread title I thought it was questioning the inteligence level of the board. Ya know, kind of like, "How the hell do you people manage to wipe your ass?"
Instead I find out it is an actual discussion on the methodologies involved in wiping your ass.
I really don't know what to say.
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Back when I was a teenager I almost drowned in a bidet and that wasn't very pleasant.Comment
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The first time I went to Switzerland, the hotel had a bidet. I had no idea exactly how to use it but thought it was a great idea and wondered why we didn't have them in America. I also wondered why boys are taught to stand up when they piss at home in the toilet. I guess it's so we can leave the seat down and spray piss all over the place. Must be some of that English hygiene we brought over on the fucking Mayflower. I thought we were the smartest country but how long did we wipe our asses with corncobs until we figured out toilet paper? And who's idea was that?
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