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  • munki
    Do Fun Shit.
    • Dec 2004
    • 13393

    #51
    fiddy tappers

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    • punker barbie
      Meow Meow!!!
      • Nov 2003
      • 10232

      #52
      Originally posted by CIVMatt
      Me: Hey got a quick question
      Punker Barbie: What's up babe?
      Me: when you going to let me tap that?
      Punker Barbie: When elephants fly

      shit



      ROFL i think my response was a good one
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      • trishauptown
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2004
        • 990

        #53
        Fucking hiliarious!!!!

        Originally posted by CIVMatt
        Me: Hey got a quick question
        Trisha Uptown: Who is this?
        Me: civmatt
        Trisha Uptown: Cool!! I will save ur #. What's up?
        Me: when you going to let me tap that?
        Trisha Uptown: Hahahaha.... ur terrible!! No u just didn't ask me that
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        • CIVMatt
          Amateur Pimpin
          • Aug 2004
          • 13075

          #54
          0/2

          You guys couldn't at least make me look good for the boys?
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          • Bods4Mods
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2005
            • 904

            #55
            Jonathan
            1:39
            ? hey

            Revsand
            1:39
            ? hey hey

            Jonathan
            1:39
            ? when you gonna let me tap that?


            Revsand
            2:00
            ? my ass? anytime you want stud

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            • PornNewz
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2008
              • 851

              #56
              me: hey

              XBizemployee: hey

              me: whattchu doing?

              XBizemployee: about to fix the xxxxxxx on the xxxxx list
              why whats up

              me: when you gonna let me tap that?

              XBizemployee: lol ok
              well, Friday remember

              me: oh ya, forgot

              XBizemployee: lol
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              • BlackCrayon
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Jun 2003
                • 19634

                #57
                can someone give me elli's number so i can ask her/ :P
                you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                • SCORE Ralph
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 2090

                  #58
                  Originally posted by CheeseFrog
                  Results I got:
                  g/f: did u just ask my cousin if u could "tap that"?

                  LMAOO!!!! laying on the pimp hand I see
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                  • iheartbucks
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2005
                    • 637

                    #59
                    I'm a girl so any girl I text this too is just ganna say yes lolz

                    But I'll tap you cheesy!!

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                    • joshll
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2006
                      • 1534

                      #60
                      Hahaha...Just got StickyFingerz..

                      StickyFingerz ‎(20:16): hey whats up?
                      JOSH - MLP ‎(20:16): nofin much...good day to tap dat eh ?
                      StickyFingerz ‎(20:16): eh? lol
                      JOSH - MLP ‎(20:17): good day to tap dat..
                      StickyFingerz ‎(20:17): tap what? lol
                      JOSH - MLP ‎(20:17): it..
                      StickyFingerz ‎(20:17): well ya thats a given lol
                      JOSH - MLP ‎(20:17): so when you gonna let me tap that ?
                      StickyFingerz ‎(20:18): lol who is this?
                      JOSH - MLP ‎(20:18): Josh...da tapper.
                      StickyFingerz ‎(20:18): okie lol
                      JOSH - MLP ‎(20:18): so....your not gonna let me tap that ?
                      StickyFingerz ‎(20:18): tap what or who?
                      JOSH - MLP ‎(20:18): you..and whatever...
                      StickyFingerz ‎(20:19): Do we know each other? lol


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                      • PornNewz
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2008
                        • 851

                        #61
                        Continued:


                        me: I need to take you shopping again for some more sexy clothes

                        XBizemployee: lingerie?

                        me: k

                        XBizemployee: no im asking

                        me: yes, sure absolutely

                        XBizemployee: thats what ur talking about

                        me: yes

                        XBizemployee: lol

                        me: when you gonna let me use the straps again to tie you up?

                        XBizemployee: whenever you want

                        me: I love you

                        XBizemployee: haha
                        ditto
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                        • Redmanthatcould
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2006
                          • 2771

                          #62
                          Unfortunately, Kristen (XBiz) also saw the thread...

                          Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya...
                          Kristen: Hope I have an answer
                          Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
                          Kristen: Can you be here in 5?
                          Jeff: I'm outside already
                          Kristen: Gimme 5 seconds I have to ready gfy

                          To a model...the rest of the conversation is censored...

                          Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya...
                          Her: What up hon?
                          Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
                          Her: Lol hrm not sure I like gifts :p will u be at internext?
                          Jeff: I sure am.
                          Her: Wanna be roomies?

                          And some responses from friends...

                          Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya...
                          Her: K
                          Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
                          Her: Tap what?
                          Jeff: Tap THAT?
                          Her: What do you want? You want me to just go over there and rape you?

                          Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya...
                          Her: Hey Jeff! Quick answer for ya.....;)
                          Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
                          Her: Hahaha you can smack that any time you want!!!! That's the best answer I have ;)
                          Jeff: Oh nurse...;)
                          Her: [Sent me a photo of her in a nurse's outfit] Love ya!!!!;)

                          Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya...
                          Her: ?
                          Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
                          Her: wtf who's this?
                          Jeff: Jeff!
                          Her: Haha..

                          Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya...
                          Her: Hey babydoll what's up?
                          Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
                          Her: Hahahaa u ain't right! U love trannies haha and I'm not one!

                          And for posterity, a male friend...

                          Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya...
                          Him: Shoot
                          Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
                          Him: Who?
                          Jeff: You!
                          Him: Was that really your quick question? If so whenever.

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                          • CheeseFrog
                            Confirmed User
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 1724

                            #63
                            Me: got a question I wanna ask u
                            Her: sure hun
                            Me: when u gona let me tap that?
                            Her: hahahahah tap what?
                            Me: dat ass!
                            Her: ohhh
                            Her: are u on myspace?
                            Me: yah myspace.com/cheesefrog
                            Her: you can surely tap it but I request that you stop watching john and kate plus 8

                            Eh?
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                            • Shok
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2001
                              • 5611

                              #64
                              Hunan Chinese Restaurant: Hello...Hunan's

                              Me: Hi, got a question

                              Hunan: yes

                              Me: Can I tap that?

                              Hunan: what?

                              Me: you know, can I tap....that

                              Hunan: you want to try what

                              Me: I want to tap that

                              Hunan: what number on the menu

                              Me: 69

                              Hunan: you want the glazed duck with fried or steamed rice

                              Me: I want to tap that

                              Hunan: I don't understand

                              Me: for fuck sakes, can I tap that or not

                              Hunan: you can take out

                              Me: take you out and tap that.

                              Hunan: it comes with eggrolls

                              Me: fuck now I'm hungry

                              Hunan: what else

                              Me: wanton soup

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                              • Shok
                                Confirmed User
                                • Apr 2001
                                • 5611

                                #65
                                Shok ‎(2:57 PM):
                                so when can I tap that?

                                Michele of SIN ‎(2:57 PM):
                                when i feel the need to complicate my life with more kids you fertile motherfucker.

                                Shok ‎(2:57 PM):
                                ok

                                Shok ‎(2:58 PM):
                                so when can I kill that and skin it
                                I fuck on the first date

                                Shok ‎(2:59 PM):
                                by fuck i mean shower you with gifts
                                and i mean fuck as in fuck too

                                Michele of SIN ‎(2:59 PM):
                                lol

                                i am afraid to know what you consider "gifts"
                                Shok ‎(2:59 PM):
                                little gifts

                                Shok ‎(3:00 PM):
                                but alot, like 100 million of them
                                in your mouth preferably
                                or in my ass if you want to get freaky

                                Shok ‎(3:01 PM):
                                so can I ?
                                don't leave me hanging here
                                smelling like bacon and failure

                                Michele of SIN ‎(3:01 PM):
                                bacon?

                                Shok ‎(3:02 PM):
                                it's my mating odor

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                                • Shok
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2001
                                  • 5611

                                  #66
                                  Shok ‎(3:05 PM):
                                  hey whats up
                                  got a question

                                  BIGG ‎(3:05 PM):
                                  yo

                                  Shok ‎(3:05 PM):
                                  when are you gonna let me tap that?

                                  Shok ‎(3:06 PM):
                                  don't be afraid, I am very gentle
                                  I'm a lover not a fighter

                                  BIGG ‎(3:06 PM):
                                  huh?
                                  wrong person

                                  Shok ‎(3:06 PM):
                                  but im also a fighter so don't get any ideas

                                  Shok ‎(3:07 PM):
                                  don't play hard to get silly

                                  Shok ‎(3:09 PM):
                                  are you wearing spandex like me today

                                  BIGG ‎(3:09 PM):
                                  i was yesterday
                                  its actually part of my work out attire
                                  it wicks the sweat away

                                  Shok ‎(3:09 PM):
                                  mmmm go on

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                                  • CYF
                                    Coupon Guru
                                    • Mar 2009
                                    • 10973

                                    #67
                                    Originally posted by Shok
                                    Hunan Chinese Restaurant: Hello...Hunan's

                                    Me: Hi, got a question

                                    Hunan: yes

                                    Me: Can I tap that?

                                    Hunan: what?

                                    Me: you know, can I tap....that

                                    Hunan: you want to try what

                                    Me: I want to tap that

                                    Hunan: what number on the menu

                                    Me: 69

                                    Hunan: you want the glazed duck with fried or steamed rice

                                    Me: I want to tap that

                                    Hunan: I don't understand

                                    Me: for fuck sakes, can I tap that or not

                                    Hunan: you can take out

                                    Me: take you out and tap that.

                                    Hunan: it comes with eggrolls

                                    Me: fuck now I'm hungry

                                    Hunan: what else

                                    Me: wanton soup
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                                    • MallcomBrandon
                                      Registered User
                                      • Apr 2009
                                      • 55

                                      #68
                                      This thread made my day !

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                                      • FilthyRob
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Feb 2004
                                        • 6741

                                        #69
                                        This thread rocks!

                                        I texted my wife...she didn't respond yet.. lol
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                                        • CheeseFrog
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Dec 2003
                                          • 1724

                                          #70
                                          Me: can I ask u a question?
                                          The Ashley: dumbass
                                          Me: when u gonna let me tap that?
                                          The Ashley: after I'm done with your dad
                                          Me: wat!?
                                          Cary | AIM: cheesefrog | ICQ: 4287002

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                                          • Deej
                                            I make pixels work
                                            • Jun 2005
                                            • 24386

                                            #71
                                            Originally posted by Shok
                                            Hunan Chinese Restaurant: Hello...Hunan's

                                            Me: Hi, got a question

                                            Hunan: yes

                                            Me: Can I tap that?

                                            Hunan: what?

                                            Me: you know, can I tap....that

                                            Hunan: you want to try what

                                            Me: I want to tap that

                                            Hunan: what number on the menu

                                            Me: 69

                                            Hunan: you want the glazed duck with fried or steamed rice

                                            Me: I want to tap that

                                            Hunan: I don't understand

                                            Me: for fuck sakes, can I tap that or not

                                            Hunan: you can take out

                                            Me: take you out and tap that.

                                            Hunan: it comes with eggrolls

                                            Me: fuck now I'm hungry

                                            Hunan: what else

                                            Me: wanton soup



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                                            • gornyhuy
                                              Chafed.
                                              • May 2002
                                              • 18041

                                              #72
                                              Michele of SIN ‎(3:01 PM):
                                              bacon?

                                              Shok ‎(3:02 PM):
                                              it's my mating odor
                                              BWahahahaah !

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                                              • Martin
                                                "Assassins"
                                                • Dec 2001
                                                • 17274

                                                #73
                                                Skok those are great lol.

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                                                • stephane76
                                                  Frenchie
                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                  • 3892

                                                  #74
                                                  Originally posted by VS_Jeff
                                                  First one up was an epic fail to Anne from XBiz...

                                                  Jeff: Hey Anne, I've got a question for you...
                                                  Anne: Shoot!
                                                  Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
                                                  Anne: If a gfy thread told you to jump off a bridge, would you do that, too?
                                                  Jeff:
                                                  Anne:

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                                                  • u-Bob
                                                    there's no $$$ in porn
                                                    • Jul 2005
                                                    • 33063

                                                    #75
                                                    Originally posted by Martin
                                                    Me: Hey Ma.
                                                    Mom: whats on your mind son?
                                                    Me: was just wondering when you were going to let me tap that.
                                                    Mom: I thought you would never ask.
                                                    Me: eeeeeeew.
                                                    Mom: Giggity
                                                    omg

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                                                    • u-Bob
                                                      there's no $$$ in porn
                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                      • 33063

                                                      #76
                                                      lol @ Shok

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                                                      • Martin
                                                        "Assassins"
                                                        • Dec 2001
                                                        • 17274

                                                        #77
                                                        Originally posted by u-Bob
                                                        lol @ Shok
                                                        Yeah Shok. That's what I ment to say.

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                                                        • LiveDose
                                                          Show Yer Tits!
                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                          • 25792

                                                          #78
                                                          Originally posted by Fucksakes
                                                          Bill: wuddup
                                                          Bill: got money today?
                                                          fucksakes: nothin, when you gonna let me tap that?
                                                          Bill: lol wtf

                                                          fucksakes: hey there
                                                          Brazzers: hi
                                                          fucksakes: when you gonna let me tap that?
                                                          Brazzers: tap what bro?

                                                          fucksakes: hey
                                                          Caroline: Hi Danny
                                                          fucksakes: when you gonna let me tap that?
                                                          Caroline: what? lol
                                                          fucksakes: lol
                                                          fucksakes: just fucking with ya
                                                          Caroline: i was like omg his comp has a virus was my first thought lol
                                                          fucksakes: someone said.. say that to random ppl and see what kinda response ill get.
                                                          Caroline: ok let me make it more interesting then... Oh danny i've liked you since i was 12 even tho ure my cousin LOL

                                                          Haha good ones.

                                                          Funny ass thread.

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                                                          • EuroRevenueUSA
                                                            Registered User
                                                            • Mar 2009
                                                            • 91

                                                            #79
                                                            Originally posted by vs_jeff
                                                            first one up was an epic fail to anne from xbiz...

                                                            Jeff: Hey anne, i've got a question for you...
                                                            Anne: Shoot!
                                                            Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
                                                            Anne: If a gfy thread told you to jump off a bridge, would you do that, too?
                                                            Jeff:
                                                            anne:
                                                            lmao!!!!!
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                                                            • Shok
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                              • 5611

                                                              #80
                                                              Shok ‎(4:26 PM):
                                                              hey
                                                              when can I tap that?

                                                              Hollee ‎(4:26 PM):
                                                              When I get rid of the infection

                                                              Shok ‎(4:27 PM):
                                                              wow

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                                                              • MandyBlake
                                                                The one and only!
                                                                • Nov 2002
                                                                • 17761

                                                                #81
                                                                you could have gotten laid today sir.


                                                                Originally posted by SteveHardeman
                                                                Me: Hi
                                                                Mandy Blake: Hi
                                                                Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
                                                                Mandy Blake: What???
                                                                Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
                                                                Mandy Blake: LOL, I saw what u wrote. What do u want to tap exactly?
                                                                Me: OK, you're no fun. Forget I asked. :-)
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                                                                • media
                                                                  Confirmed Moneymaker
                                                                  • Apr 2002
                                                                  • 9853

                                                                  #82


                                                                  Oh yeah!
                                                                  I'm here for the violence!

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                                                                    #83
                                                                    Ell oh fucking ell shok!

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                                                                    • Vicious_B
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • May 2008
                                                                      • 2564

                                                                      #84
                                                                      Originally posted by Shok
                                                                      Shok ‎(2:57 PM):
                                                                      so when can I tap that?

                                                                      Michele of SIN ‎(2:57 PM):
                                                                      when i feel the need to complicate my life with more kids you fertile motherfucker.

                                                                      Shok ‎(2:57 PM):
                                                                      ok

                                                                      Shok ‎(2:58 PM):
                                                                      so when can I kill that and skin it
                                                                      I fuck on the first date

                                                                      Shok ‎(2:59 PM):
                                                                      by fuck i mean shower you with gifts
                                                                      and i mean fuck as in fuck too

                                                                      Michele of SIN ‎(2:59 PM):
                                                                      lol

                                                                      i am afraid to know what you consider "gifts"
                                                                      Shok ‎(2:59 PM):
                                                                      little gifts

                                                                      Shok ‎(3:00 PM):
                                                                      but alot, like 100 million of them
                                                                      in your mouth preferably
                                                                      or in my ass if you want to get freaky

                                                                      Shok ‎(3:01 PM):
                                                                      so can I ?
                                                                      don't leave me hanging here
                                                                      smelling like bacon and failure

                                                                      Michele of SIN ‎(3:01 PM):
                                                                      bacon?

                                                                      Shok ‎(3:02 PM):
                                                                      it's my mating odor

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                                                                      • punker barbie
                                                                        Meow Meow!!!
                                                                        • Nov 2003
                                                                        • 10232

                                                                        #85
                                                                        Originally posted by FilthyRob
                                                                        This thread rocks!

                                                                        I texted my wife...she didn't respond yet.. lol

                                                                        wait. wife? you're married now? holy crap. congrats
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                                                                        • halfpint
                                                                          GFY's Halfpint
                                                                          • Jun 2007
                                                                          • 15223

                                                                          #86
                                                                          MIRC LOBBY

                                                                          Me: Hi All

                                                                          No reply

                                                                          Me: How is everyone today ?

                                                                          No reply

                                                                          Me: So when are you gonna let me tap that

                                                                          Mod: I dont think that sounds very appropriate halfpint

                                                                          Me : banned

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                                                                          • woj
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                                                                            • 47880

                                                                            #87
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                                                                            • Yngwie
                                                                              I am an Alien from space
                                                                              • May 2003
                                                                              • 11118

                                                                              #88
                                                                              Originally posted by halfpint
                                                                              MIRC LOBBY

                                                                              Me: Hi All

                                                                              No reply

                                                                              Me: How is everyone today ?

                                                                              No reply

                                                                              Me: So when are you gonna let me tap that

                                                                              Mod: I dont think that sounds very appropriate halfpint

                                                                              Me : banned


                                                                              guess that didn't work out haha
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                                                                              • halfpint
                                                                                GFY's Halfpint
                                                                                • Jun 2007
                                                                                • 15223

                                                                                #89
                                                                                Originally posted by Yngwie


                                                                                guess that didn't work out haha
                                                                                no..lol but at least I got one person to speak to me..they just all ignored me when I was being polite and saying hello

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                                                                                • sarah peachez
                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                  • Jul 2009
                                                                                  • 82

                                                                                  #90
                                                                                  I text my close friends and they say yes you may.,cool
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                                                                                  • VeriSexy
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                                                                                    #91
                                                                                    haha this thread rawks
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                                                                                    • Mr Pheer
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                                      • 22082

                                                                                      #92
                                                                                      Anybody have Vanilla's cell number?

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                                                                                      • Iron Fist
                                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                        • Dec 2006
                                                                                        • 23400

                                                                                        #93
                                                                                        Originally posted by Shok
                                                                                        Shok ‎(4:26 PM):
                                                                                        hey
                                                                                        when can I tap that?

                                                                                        Hollee ‎(4:26 PM):
                                                                                        When I get rid of the infection

                                                                                        Shok ‎(4:27 PM):
                                                                                        wow
                                                                                        i like waffles

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                                                                                        • Lace
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                                          • 16116

                                                                                          #94
                                                                                          This is fucking classic!
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                                                                                          • Tsang
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                                                                                            • Oct 2008
                                                                                            • 179

                                                                                            #95
                                                                                            Originally posted by Lace
                                                                                            This is fucking classic!

                                                                                            Hahaha I agree.
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                                                                                            • Jon Oso
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                                                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                                                              • 2241

                                                                                              #96
                                                                                              Jon: So when are you going to let me tap that?
                                                                                              Tyler: I didn't know u turned gay
                                                                                              Jon: That doesn't answer when
                                                                                              Tyler: LOL whenever I guess then


                                                                                              Jon: So when are you going to let me tap that?
                                                                                              Bethany: Excuse me?
                                                                                              Jon: I'm asking what time you feel it would be suitable for me to tap that.
                                                                                              Bethany: Tap WHAT?
                                                                                              Jon: Tap that. THAT. That which needs, no that which begs to be tapped.
                                                                                              Bethany: I don't beg for it or need it. Besides, you already tapped it.
                                                                                              Jon: So I would need a time machine then
                                                                                              Bethany: Why would you want to tap it again? You already have.
                                                                                              Jon: This isn't about why, merely a question of when.
                                                                                              Bethany: Never. Now I want to know why
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                                                                                              • MallcomBrandon
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                                                                                                • Apr 2009
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                                                                                                #97
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                                                                                                • Pornopat
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                                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                                  • 10598

                                                                                                  #98
                                                                                                  Pornopat ‎(19:34):
                                                                                                  Jenni
                                                                                                  When you gonna let me tap dat?
                                                                                                  JenniDahling ‎(19:36):
                                                                                                  lollllll
                                                                                                  Pornopat ‎(19:36):
                                                                                                  so?
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                                                                                                  • Pornopat
                                                                                                    AdultTubeSubmits.com
                                                                                                    • Dec 2003
                                                                                                    • 10598

                                                                                                    #99
                                                                                                    JenniDahling ‎(19:44):
                                                                                                    Huh? Tap what? Or did you mean to say tape
                                                                                                    Pornopat ‎(19:44):
                                                                                                    uhm no tap...you know tap...like in tap that!
                                                                                                    JenniDahling ‎(19:47):
                                                                                                    The only thing I can think of you tapping is a maple tree or beer keg.
                                                                                                    But you can also pat that as in PornoPat
                                                                                                    lol
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                                                                                                    Pornopat ‎(19:47):
                                                                                                    oh crap
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                                                                                                    • MetaMan
                                                                                                      I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                                                                      • 28682

                                                                                                      #100
                                                                                                      Originally posted by VS_Jeff
                                                                                                      Unfortunately, Kristen (XBiz) also saw the thread...

                                                                                                      Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya...
                                                                                                      Kristen: Hope I have an answer
                                                                                                      Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
                                                                                                      Kristen: Can you be here in 5?
                                                                                                      Jeff: I'm outside already
                                                                                                      Kristen: Gimme 5 seconds I have to ready gfy

                                                                                                      To a model...the rest of the conversation is censored...

                                                                                                      Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya...
                                                                                                      Her: What up hon?
                                                                                                      Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
                                                                                                      Her: Lol hrm not sure I like gifts :p will u be at internext?
                                                                                                      Jeff: I sure am.
                                                                                                      Her: Wanna be roomies?

                                                                                                      And some responses from friends...

                                                                                                      Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya...
                                                                                                      Her: K
                                                                                                      Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
                                                                                                      Her: Tap what?
                                                                                                      Jeff: Tap THAT?
                                                                                                      Her: What do you want? You want me to just go over there and rape you?

                                                                                                      Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya...
                                                                                                      Her: Hey Jeff! Quick answer for ya.....;)
                                                                                                      Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
                                                                                                      Her: Hahaha you can smack that any time you want!!!! That's the best answer I have ;)
                                                                                                      Jeff: Oh nurse...;)
                                                                                                      Her: [Sent me a photo of her in a nurse's outfit] Love ya!!!!;)

                                                                                                      Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya...
                                                                                                      Her: ?
                                                                                                      Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
                                                                                                      Her: wtf who's this?
                                                                                                      Jeff: Jeff!
                                                                                                      Her: Haha..

                                                                                                      Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya...
                                                                                                      Her: Hey babydoll what's up?
                                                                                                      Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
                                                                                                      Her: Hahahaa u ain't right! U love trannies haha and I'm not one!

                                                                                                      And for posterity, a male friend...

                                                                                                      Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya...
                                                                                                      Him: Shoot
                                                                                                      Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
                                                                                                      Him: Who?
                                                                                                      Jeff: You!
                                                                                                      Him: Was that really your quick question? If so whenever.
                                                                                                      this entire thread is full of WIN.


                                                                                                      i got my ex comin here in half an hour ill see what the results are.

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