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11-27-2020, 08:49 AM

That's a quote.

Background : 100% lazy mofo asked me to drive other 100% lazy mofo to store to buy his shit because other lazy mofo can't drive in his 40 years of shit life.
I also have a shit life; but I still have a valid driver's license, which means I'm only 90% shit!

I drive the dude to the store, and after he "bums a cig" on the way out, he gets into the vehicle and lights it up and pulls his mask down to smoke it in the vehicle.

You will be able to see my reaction on google earth in a few days; look for dark clouds.

I got out of the vehicle and said "Put your mask on or GET THE FUCK ON!"

It is what it is.

Fuck you.

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11-27-2020, 09:26 AM

You driving for uber now?
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11-27-2020, 09:39 AM

LMFAO. Tiy are more concerned that the guy isn't wearing a mask than he is smoking in your vehicle.
You got your shit wrong way round, dog.
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11-27-2020, 10:00 AM

Originally posted by Pink24

LMFAO. Tiy are more concerned that the guy isn't wearing a mask than he is smoking in your vehicle.
You got your shit wrong way round, dog.

LOL! You idiot.

Cigs take 30 years to klll me; covid take 4-8 weeks.

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11-27-2020, 10:01 AM

Originally posted by Pink24

LMFAO. Tiy are more concerned that the guy isn't wearing a mask than he is smoking in your vehicle.
You got your shit wrong way round, dog.

idiocy of our times...
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11-27-2020, 10:03 AM

Originally posted by OneHungLo

You driving for uber now?

I'd drive a running chainsaw up your bigoted asshole before I drive for uber.

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11-27-2020, 10:10 AM

It's all really simple : People are fucking stupid and they will die for that stupidity. That's nothing new though.

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11-27-2020, 10:17 AM

Originally posted by klinton

idiocy of our times...

I just blasted a squirrel that was gnawing at my roof and and when I pick it's dead ass up
and observed it's fractured skull, I immediately noticed that more brains leaked out than you ever had in your head.

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11-27-2020, 10:27 AM

Dumb motherfuckers think walls don't help during a tornado because you can still breath the air inside.

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11-27-2020, 10:44 AM

Originally posted by blackmonsters

and after he "bums a cig" on the way out...

Could have been a lot worse had you been in the UK...

In the UK he would have 'bummed a fag'...

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11-27-2020, 10:56 AM

Originally posted by CurrentlySober

Could have been a lot worse had you been in the UK...

In the UK he would have 'bummed a fag'...

Ummm, could still be worse since he could easily bum my brother for the equivalency of your remark.

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11-27-2020, 03:49 PM

Originally posted by blackmonsters

LOL! You idiot.

Cigs take 30 years to klll me; covid take 4-8 weeks.

Did the guy have Covid?

Are you at risk?
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11-27-2020, 04:20 PM

You are never going to cure stupidity, best to try and stay away from it.

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11-27-2020, 04:30 PM

Originally posted by blackmonsters

LOL! You idiot.

Cigs take 30 years to klll me; covid take 4-8 weeks.

And how many years has it been?

I think if anyone had to watch someone die of COPD they may quit smoking immediately. People think of cancer when it comes to cigarettes. I don't know how many people die of COPD but I bet it's a lot.

Gasping for air like a fish out of water. Fingers start turning blue first. It's absolutely horrible.

Quitting is so hard though. Kudos to anyone who can.
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11-27-2020, 04:36 PM

Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

And how many years has it been?

I think if anyone had to watch someone die of COPD they may quit smoking immediately. People think of cancer when it comes to cigarettes. I don't know how many people die of COPD but I bet it's a lot.

Gasping for air like a fish out of water. Fingers start turning blue first. It's absolutely horrible.

Quitting is so hard though. Kudos to anyone who can.

Keyword is "quit"; nobody ever quit covid.

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11-27-2020, 04:40 PM

Originally posted by Pink24

Did the guy have Covid?

Are you at risk?

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11-27-2020, 05:00 PM

Originally posted by blackmonsters

I'd drive a running chainsaw up your bigoted asshole before I drive for uber.

Riiiiiiight... whatever you say Lyft driver.
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11-27-2020, 05:43 PM

Originally posted by OneHungLo

Riiiiiiight... whatever you say Lyft driver.

The warden should stop you from posting from your cell.

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11-27-2020, 06:16 PM

Do you wear your mask when you're inside your car?
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11-28-2020, 02:02 AM

Originally posted by OneHungLo

Do you wear your mask when you're inside your car?

Do you wear one ever?

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11-28-2020, 06:25 AM

Originally posted by blackmonsters

That's a quote.

Background : 100% lazy mofo asked me to drive other 100% lazy mofo to store to buy his shit because other lazy mofo can't drive in his 40 years of shit life.
I also have a shit life; but I still have a valid driver's license, which means I'm only 90% shit!

I drive the dude to the store, and after he "bums a cig" on the way out, he gets into the vehicle and lights it up and pulls his mask down to smoke it in the vehicle.

You will be able to see my reaction on google earth in a few days; look for dark clouds.

I got out of the vehicle and said "Put your mask on or GET THE FUCK ON!"

It is what it is.

Fuck you.

I did NOT know that jungles have roads to drive on....
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11-28-2020, 06:39 AM

Originally posted by celandina

I did NOT know that jungles have roads to drive on....

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11-28-2020, 07:55 PM

Originally posted by J. Falcon

Do you wear one ever?

Yeah. I'm in Massachusetts and they pretty much mandate it. It used to be just businesses but now it's anywhere in public which is kind of ridiculous. I go out to a mountain here 2-3 times a week and do hill sprints and hiking and I don't wear it.

So I'm not anti-mask or anything. I wear it when I have to and if you don't want to wear it that's your prerogative.
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