What do your initials stand for? Besides your name...

MR

most retarded

B S

Big

Sexy


Or so I have been told.

AMP Ampere
AMP Amplifier
AMP 2-Amino-2-Methyl-Propanol
AMP Academic Mastery Program (Occidental College)
AMP Accelerated Maturity Process
AMP Acquisition Management Plan
AMP Acquisition Master Plan
AMP Active Monitor Present
AMP Adenosine Monophosphate
AMP Administrative Module Processor
AMP Advanced Management Plan/Program
AMP Advanced Maneuver Package
AMP Advanced Manned Penetrator
AMP Advanced Material Procurement
AMP Advanced Modular Power
AMP Aerospace Medicine Primary course
AMP Air Mission Processor
AMP Aircraft Mishap Prevention
AMP Aircraft Modernization Program
AMP Airfield Marking Pattern
AMP Allied Mining & Mine Countermeasures Publication
AMP Alteration Management Planning
AMP Aminomethyl Propanol
AMP AMP, Inc. (Tyco International)
AMP Amperage
AMP Amplification
AMP Analog Meter Panel
AMP Analysis of Mobility Platform
AMP Analytical Maintenance Program
AMP Antenna Maintenance Program
AMP Apple Management Protocol
AMP Army Materiel Plan
AMP Army Mission Planner
AMP Army Mobilization Plan
AMP Army Modernization Plan
AMP Army of Mediocre Players (gaming group)
AMP Army of Mediocre Players (online gaming players)
AMP Asbestos Management Plan
AMP Asociación de Maestros Paternos (Association of Paternal Teachers, Guatemala)
AMP Asset Management Plan
AMP Asset Management Professional
AMP Assistance Médicale à la Procréation (French medical language)
AMP Association for Molecular Pathology
AMP Association Marocaine de Pathologie
AMP Association of Music Producers
AMP Associative Memory Processor
AMP Asymmetrical Multi-Processing
AMP Attached Media Processor (MPEG decoding)
AMP Attitude Maneuver Planning
AMP Audio MPEG Player
AMP Augmented Materials Production
AMP Automated Materiel Pricing
AMP Automated Medical Payment
AMP Automated Message Processing
AMP Aviation Maintenance Publishers
AMP Avionics Master Plan
AMP Avionics Modernization Plan
AMP Avionics Modernization Program (USAF C-130)

BW

BandWidth

JFD =

Jericho Fire Department (Jericho, NY)
Johnston Fire Department (Johnston RI, USA)
Johnstown Fire Department

What no Jamestown Fire Department?

I'm so sorry to inform you......they lied!

DynaMite

LFM Landing Force Manual
LFM Lateral Force Microscopy
LFM Leaders for Manufacturing
LFM Library File Maintenance
LFM Light Field Mapping (Intel)
LFM Linear Feet per Minute
LFM Linear Frequency Modulation
LFM Linearized Fine Model
LFM Liquid Factor Molten
LFM Low Frequency Module

Kinda makes me feel important now

CK

i wonder what results will acronymfinder will turn up for those two letters....


any guesses

nevermind

mine is JB

haven't actually found any other meaning with it

Benzyl Methyl Keton <- whatever that means

WMJ

Web Mumbo Jumbo

RS Redirection Server
RS Reduced Strength
RS Religious Studies (BOOOOOO!! )
RS Richard Simmons (YUCK!)
RS Rocket Ship (Did someone say Cheshire?)

JW Jamming War
JW Jehovah's Witnesses
JW Judicial Watch, Inc.
JW Jumping Window
JW Just Wondering

Kangaroos Ravenously Pumping Gorrillas

...the third

MS Combination of Miss and Mrs. (title of address for women)
MS Mail Stop
MS Manuscript
MS Master of Science
MS Microsoft
MS Mississippi (US postal abbreviation)
MS Multiple Sclerosis
MS Mad Scientist
MS Magestorm (game)
MS Magnetic Storage
MS Mail Store
MS Main Spring
MS Main Steam
MS Maintenance Shelter
MS Maintenance Shop
MS Management Science
MS Management System
MS Mandatory Supervision (type of parole)
MS Manganese Steel
MS Manufacturing Specialist

VD Venereal Disease
VD Valentine's Day
VD Value Date
VD Van Dam Specialized Canadian Revenues Catalog (philatelic catalog)
VD Vapor Density
VD Various Dates
VD Vaud (Waadt; Swiss Canton)
VD Vertical Deflection
VD Vertical Distance (airdrop computations)
VD Video Disc
VD Viterbi Detector
VD Void
VD Volume Damper (HVAC drawings)
VD Volunteer (Officers') Decoration



Don't laugh at me now

bwahahah

Wanna trade for a learning disability?

SER Safety Evaluation Report (US Department of Energy)
SER SATCOM Equipment Report
SER Serbian (language)
SER Serial
SER Serial Number
SER Series
SER Serine (amino acid)
SER Sermon
SER Service
SER Shore Establishment Realignment
SER Skin-Effect Range (microstrip lines)
SER Sociaal-Economische Raad
SER Sociedad Española de Radiodifusión (Spanish Radio Society)
SER Society for Ecological Restoration
SER Society for Epidemiologic Research
SER Soft Error Rate (data storage/retrieval)
SER South Eastern Railway
SER Southeast Region
SER Southern European Region
SER Statistical Error



hm....


Rgds,JOKER

Sorry, FNPS was not found in the database.

FNP Family Nurse Practitioner
FNP Foundation for National Progress (Mother Jones)
FNP Fusion Point

Only two with my real name:
JNJ Johnson and Johnson (stock symbol)
JNJ Journal of Nursing Jocularity

With ST, a shitload
ST Saint
ST State
ST Street
ST (USN Rating) Sonar Technician
ST Missionary Servants of Most Holy Trinity (religious order)
ST Saint Lucia
ST Saving Tackle (soccer; a stopping of an unopposed opponent with the ball)
ST Scheduled Tribes (India)
ST Science And Technology
ST Scientific/Technical


and much more...