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  • cherrylula
    lol
    • Jan 2002
    • 15969

    #51
    the tonsillectomy diy kit

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    • CaptainHowdy
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2004
      • 94191

      #52
      Originally posted by MrMaxwell
      Perfection. Fuck it. You win. I nominate you. And I'm THE.
      You win.
      Thanks! I'm always a moral winner...

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      • umbralui
        Do as i say, not as i do!
        • Oct 2006
        • 13755

        #53
        i think she was trying to say: "I looooooooooove this huge dick!!!!"

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        • umbralui
          Do as i say, not as i do!
          • Oct 2006
          • 13755

          #54
          "OOOOMG i must have to get this big hammer directly in the ass?!?!? ERROOOORR you just say YES
          I wear pampers for a week"
          Last edited by umbralui; 07-17-2009, 06:42 AM.

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          • Deesnuts
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2009
            • 2792

            #55
            whitezilla vs. mouthra




            rrraaaarrrrrgggghhh!!!!!!!!!

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            • Tim
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              • Feb 2002
              • 19199

              #56
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              • sortie
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2007
                • 7771

                #57
                So who won?

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                • PornNewz
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 851

                  #58
                  Originally posted by sortie
                  So who won?
                  c'mon, not even 100 replies yet!!! and not enough good ones. so far the first reply is the best. Wanna get my $50 worth!!
                  Last edited by PornNewz; 07-17-2009, 07:32 PM.
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                  • brassmonkey
                    Pay It Forward
                    • Sep 2005
                    • 77395

                    #59
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                    • wizzart
                      scriptmaster
                      • May 2006
                      • 5246

                      #60
                      It's better with geo plugin
                      BimboZone

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                      • billyde
                        Confirmed User
                        • May 2006
                        • 109

                        #61
                        ...and the home of the brave.
                        #1 paying: Nasty Dollars

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                        • Mr. Cool Ice
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2006
                          • 1289

                          #62
                          Oh...my... God... we are soooo busted... my big black husband is standing right behind you.
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                          • PornMD
                            Mainstream Businessman
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 9291

                            #63
                            Don't get me started on captions...

                            Originally posted by PornNewz
                            Have at it!!

                            Thinking they were alone, Shelly got an uncomfortable surprise when Gary Coleman snuck behind her and shoved his head up her ass.

                            OR

                            Gloria gasps at what an absolutely freakishly insane huge powerhungry motherfucking demon Albert Pujols is after watching his 33rd homer on Sportscenter on Ned's plasma behind him.

                            OR

                            "Oh no...where'd I leave my nipples?!"

                            OR

                            Shauna realizes she's in an unprecedented tenth ring of hell when the Marvin Gaye playing on Biff's stereo all of a sudden gives way to Daughtry's cover of Lady Gaga's "Puh-Puh-Poker Face"

                            OR

                            Mary shows Ken her rather tasteless Terry Schiavo impression.

                            OR

                            Neo's lovefest comes to a screeching halt when Trinity all of a sudden turns into Agent Smith and rips his cock off.

                            OR

                            "Oops...uh, maybe shouldn't have had the 3-bean salad before this!"

                            OR

                            Jill is surprised by truth in advertising when after Vince "Slap Chop" Schlomi drops his pants, she really does love his nuts.

                            OR

                            Hooker Gina shocked when Pizza Man Pete insists that if he doesn't cum in 15 minutes, it's free.

                            OR

                            Rita's last facial expression before Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks her in the face for stopping her blowjob.
                            Last edited by PornMD; 07-17-2009, 09:41 PM.
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                            • cam_girls
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Apr 2009
                              • 2968

                              #64
                              So she *was* a tranny.

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                              • halfpint
                                GFY's Halfpint
                                • Jun 2007
                                • 15223

                                #65
                                She can still fucking cook dinner for me tonight

                                Oh the horror
                                Last edited by halfpint; 07-17-2009, 11:23 PM.

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                                • halfpint
                                  GFY's Halfpint
                                  • Jun 2007
                                  • 15223

                                  #66
                                  We saw this on the discovery channel

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                                  • Blackamooka
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Nov 2008
                                    • 495

                                    #67
                                    It appears to be stuck! Maybe it does really belong to this white guy!
                                    The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity.

                                    - Voltaire

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                                    • OrangeContent
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2009
                                      • 381

                                      #68
                                      "oh FUCK I left the stove ON!"
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                                      • papill0n
                                        Unregistered Abuser
                                        • Oct 2007
                                        • 15547

                                        #69
                                        [IMG][/IMG]

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                                        • cam_girls
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Apr 2009
                                          • 2968

                                          #70
                                          I have to swallow the whole thing to get paid?

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                                          • cam_girls
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Apr 2009
                                            • 2968

                                            #71
                                            After 2 weeks of taking PenisGrow my girlfriend really noticed the difference!

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                                            • sortie
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Mar 2007
                                              • 7771

                                              #72
                                              Originally posted by PornNewz
                                              c'mon, not even 100 replies yet!!! and not enough good ones. so far the first reply is the best. Wanna get my $50 worth!!
                                              My bad.

                                              I'll check back next month to see the winner.

                                              Thanks.

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                                              • PornNewz
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jul 2008
                                                • 851

                                                #73
                                                Originally posted by sortie
                                                My bad.

                                                I'll check back next month to see the winner.

                                                Thanks.


                                                I'll pick the winner this Tuesday and pay them then.
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                                                • woj
                                                  <&(©¿©)&>
                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                  • 47880

                                                  #74
                                                  Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                                  "...and the home of the braveeeeeeee"
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                                                  • Tim
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                                                    • Feb 2002
                                                    • 19199

                                                    #75
                                                    Would you look at the size of that spider up there!
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                                                    • lazzlo
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                      • 3709

                                                      #76
                                                      "I can't believe your white!"

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                                                      • paymeback
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • May 2005
                                                        • 1478

                                                        #77
                                                        ICQ:36-43-49-11

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                                                        • HomerSimpson
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Sep 2005
                                                          • 13826

                                                          #78
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                                                          • cam_girls
                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                            • Apr 2009
                                                            • 2968

                                                            #79
                                                            Get me a condom, size XXXXXL

                                                            Lucky I'm on a high protein diet

                                                            oh thank you, thank you Lord

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                                                            • Tim
                                                              AffiliateManager for Hire
                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                              • 19199

                                                              #80
                                                              And.....breathe.
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                                                              • kane
                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                • Aug 2001
                                                                • 20684

                                                                #81
                                                                "Oh no you didn't!"

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                                                                • PornNewz
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jul 2008
                                                                  • 851

                                                                  #82
                                                                  Today is payday! Get your captions in!!!
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                                                                  • brassmonkey
                                                                    Pay It Forward
                                                                    • Sep 2005
                                                                    • 77395

                                                                    #83
                                                                    "you said a steak dinner this is tube steak!"
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                                                                    • brassmonkey
                                                                      Pay It Forward
                                                                      • Sep 2005
                                                                      • 77395

                                                                      #84
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                                                                      • Scott McD
                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                        • Nov 2002
                                                                        • 67792

                                                                        #85
                                                                        "This wii controller isn't working!!"


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                                                                        • cam_girls
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Apr 2009
                                                                          • 2968

                                                                          #86
                                                                          Will it fit?

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                                                                          • mrwilson
                                                                            mrwilson 2.0
                                                                            • Jul 2007
                                                                            • 5122

                                                                            #87
                                                                            oh shit, my insides just fell out.

                                                                            Sorry i just pooped a little.

                                                                            Get your fucking dog off of me!
                                                                            Last edited by mrwilson; 07-21-2009, 08:42 AM.

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                                                                            • sortie
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Mar 2007
                                                                              • 7771

                                                                              #88



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                                                                              • nick3131
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Dec 2004
                                                                                • 1193

                                                                                #89
                                                                                She said she never done it, She said she never tried, She sitting there telling a MOTHERFUCKING lie.
                                                                                Signed nick3131

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                                                                                • nick3131
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                                  • 1193

                                                                                  #90
                                                                                  Blowjob for Dummies Lesson 2: The jaw stretch.
                                                                                  Signed nick3131

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                                                                                  • LexiLexxx
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Feb 2003
                                                                                    • 2510

                                                                                    #91
                                                                                    OMG, NO anal!
                                                                                    ha

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                                                                                    • mikeyddddd
                                                                                      Viva la vulva!
                                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                                      • 16557

                                                                                      #92
                                                                                      Originally posted by sortie
                                                                                      5. Hey Sticky! It's your turn.


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                                                                                      • PornNewz
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Jul 2008
                                                                                        • 851

                                                                                        #93
                                                                                        Originally posted by sortie



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                                                                                        • Adam X
                                                                                          Now Giving 1 Fuck Daily
                                                                                          • Apr 2002
                                                                                          • 2493

                                                                                          #94
                                                                                          I... am not a crook!
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                                                                                          • PornMD
                                                                                            Mainstream Businessman
                                                                                            • Jan 2007
                                                                                            • 9291

                                                                                            #95


                                                                                            *cue curious dog*
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                                                                                            • PornNewz
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Jul 2008
                                                                                              • 851

                                                                                              #96
                                                                                              The Winner has been picked.
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                                                                                              • UniqueD
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Aug 2004
                                                                                                • 1022

                                                                                                #97
                                                                                                Originally posted by GT-Omar
                                                                                                (Whitney Houston song ) "And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always love yooooooooooooooouu!!!!

                                                                                                damnit, exactly what i was going to post

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