Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

I was staying in a really posh, upmarket (Five Star) hotel in London.

When I awoke in the morning, someone had been in my room, during the night, and taken a huge shit in my bed!

It was fucking EVERYWHERE ! All over me, the sheets, the duvet cover etc, but none at all on the floor whatsoever !

The reason that this was unexplainable, was that I'd had but the extra metal security lock on the door, so even if one of the staff has a master key, there's still no way they could have got in and done it !

Complete mystery that I'll never get to the bottom of.