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  • MetaMan
    I AM WEB 2.0
    • Jan 2003
    • 28682

    #1

    OMFG i just ate a pack of penis pills and i feel like im high on mushrooms:

    or what it would feel like to be high on mushrooms because we all know someone with my character would never experiment in a drug like mushrooms.

    OMG no one told me to read the label! it says 2 a fuckin day, here i ate a pack of them and my cock looks like a mole going back into its den.

    WTF DO I DO?
  • TurboAngel
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    • Jun 2003
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    #2
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    • BruceM
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      • Jul 2001
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      #3
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      • Nicky
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        • Mar 2003
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        #4
        lol eat another pack and see what happens.

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        • SilentKnight
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          • Oct 2005
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          #5
          Originally posted by MetaMan
          OMG no one told me to read the label!

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            • martinsc
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              • Jun 2005
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              #7
              Originally posted by Nicky
              lol eat another pack and see what happens.
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              • tonyparra
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                • Jul 2008
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                #8
                Originally posted by MetaMan
                or what it would feel like to be high on mushrooms because we all know someone with my character would never experiment in a drug like mushrooms.

                OMG no one told me to read the label! it says 2 a fuckin day, here i ate a pack of them and my cock looks like a mole going back into its den.

                WTF DO I DO?
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                • Deesnuts
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                  #9
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                  • Scott McD
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                    • Nov 2002
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                    #10
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                    • TheLegacy
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                      • Apr 2003
                      • 18220

                      #11
                      I am not sure what you mean by penis pills - if that is viagara or something like that then you seriously need to go to hospital because your heart rate will be up to dangerous levels. Plus ongoing exposure to the drug can affect your ability to keep and maintain an erection later on if taken to much at a time.

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                      • CarlosTheGaucho
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                        #12
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                        • onlinecasino
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                          • Nov 2004
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                          #13
                          yea you need to go to a hospital, that stuff is not safe

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                          • MetaMan
                            I AM WEB 2.0
                            • Jan 2003
                            • 28682

                            #14
                            Originally posted by TheLegacy
                            I am not sure what you mean by penis pills - if that is viagara or something like that then you seriously need to go to hospital because your heart rate will be up to dangerous levels. Plus ongoing exposure to the drug can affect your ability to keep and maintain an erection later on if taken to much at a time.
                            i dont know i ordered it off the net, it has some what looks like chinese writing and some messed up english:

                            "Penile Up Up"

                            i phone the number on the pack but i dont know how to dial out this fucked up area code. i havent slept in 48 hours now. i am getting fucking worried. i got this chick coming over for lunch and my cock looks like an old banana.

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                            • onlinecasino
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                              • Nov 2004
                              • 452

                              #15
                              you could be suffering from a drug induced psychosis, or a temporary reaction to overdose, toxic thing

                              i'm no doctor but these things unfortunatelly happen

                              go to hospital, call a doctor first and explain the situation, take the bottle with you, chinese herbs can be dangerous. really... if you're worried, do it god damnid, 2 days no sleep isn't normal

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                                #16
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                                • LeRoy
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by MetaMan
                                  i dont know i ordered it off the net, it has some what looks like chinese writing and some messed up english:

                                  "Penile Up Up"

                                  i phone the number on the pack but i dont know how to dial out this fucked up area code. i havent slept in 48 hours now. i am getting fucking worried. i got this chick coming over for lunch and my cock looks like an old banana.
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                                  • MetaMan
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                                    • Jan 2003
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by onlinecasino
                                    you could be suffering from a drug induced psychosis, or a temporary reaction to overdose, toxic thing

                                    i'm no doctor but these things unfortunatelly happen

                                    go to hospital, call a doctor first and explain the situation, take the bottle with you, chinese herbs can be dangerous. really... if you're worried, do it god damnid, 2 days no sleep isn't normal
                                    im drunk i cant drive to the doctors.

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                                    • Manowar
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                                      • Dec 2003
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                                      #19
                                      oh man this situation isnt going anywhere good

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                                      • SilentKnight
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                                        • Oct 2005
                                        • 24812

                                        #20
                                        Natural selection in action.

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                                        • LeRoy
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                                          • Jul 2007
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by MetaMan
                                          im drunk i cant drive to the doctors.
                                          Tell the truth man. You aint got no car foo
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                                          • bobby666
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                                            #22
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                                              #23
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                                              • MetaMan
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by SilentKnight
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                                                • Holly
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                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                  • 10017

                                                  #25
                                                  I thought guys didn't have to take pills to get it up until they were at least in their 30s or 40s?

                                                  This is troubling news.
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                                                  • MetaMan
                                                    I AM WEB 2.0
                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                    • 28682

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Holly
                                                    I thought guys didn't have to take pills to get it up until they were at least in their 30s or 40s?

                                                    This is troubling news.
                                                    i thought a womans body wasnt supposed to go downhill until 30, o wait.

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                                                    • Holly
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                                                      • Jun 2003
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                      i thought a womans body wasnt supposed to go downhill until 30, o wait.
                                                      But if it started happening 10 years earlier, it would be troubling.
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                                                      • MetaMan
                                                        I AM WEB 2.0
                                                        • Jan 2003
                                                        • 28682

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Holly
                                                        But if it started happening 10 years earlier, it would be troubling.
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                                                        • Matyko
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                                                          • Aug 2005
                                                          • 8674

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                          or what it would feel like to be high on mushrooms because we all know someone with my character would never experiment in a drug like mushrooms.

                                                          OMG no one told me to read the label! it says 2 a fuckin day, here i ate a pack of them and my cock looks like a mole going back into its den.

                                                          WTF DO I DO?
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by MetaMan
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