how could i put flashlight in the teddy bear?

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  • lezinterracial
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2012
    • 3116

    #1

    how could i put flashlight in the teddy bear?

    how could i put flashlight in the teddy bear?

    I want to get one of those big Teddy Bears. Like this


    I want to somehow sew my fleshlight aviator into the ass. I can't just sew a sock into an opening, The fleshlight would come out on my return thrust.
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  • Ferus
    Bye - Left to do stuff
    • Feb 2013
    • 4102

    #2
    Place two bags of Rice on each side of the fleshlight, and use elastic glue to glue it to the bags. Then sew the bags onside the bear.

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    • SBJ
      So Fucking Fabulous
      • Apr 2003
      • 11377

      #3
      you called it flashlight 2 times. I was like why do you want your bear to be able to see at night?

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      • lezinterracial
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2012
        • 3116

        #4
        Originally posted by SBJ
        you called it flashlight 2 times. I was like why do you want your bear to be able to see at night?
        I forget to proofread. Then I cut and paste.

        I lazy.
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        • CurrentlySober
          Too lazy to wipe my ass
          • Aug 2002
          • 38944

          #5
          Better off taking all the stuffing out, then forcing a girl to live inside the bear forever...


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          • lezinterracial
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2012
            • 3116

            #6
            Originally posted by CurrentlySober
            Better off taking all the stuffing out, then forcing a girl to live inside the bear forever...
            Good idea. Needs to be girl with a strong grip so she can hold the fleshlight in place for me.
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            • Ferus
              Bye - Left to do stuff
              • Feb 2013
              • 4102

              #7
              Originally posted by CurrentlySober
              Better off taking all the stuffing out, then forcing a girl to live inside the bear forever...
              Or steal a sheep, kill it and ram the Fleshlight up its ass?
              And then just replace it once it starts smelling.. the fleshlight that is

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              • CurrentlySober
                Too lazy to wipe my ass
                • Aug 2002
                • 38944

                #8
                Originally posted by Ferus
                Or steal a sheep, kill it and ram the Fleshlight up its ass?
                And then just replace it once it starts smelling.. the fleshlight that is
                Fap, fap fap...

                Thats HAWT!


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                • Look Chang
                  Voyeur
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 3681

                  #9

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                  • MakeMeGrrrrowl
                    Grrrrrrrrr
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 4984

                    #10
                    Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                    Better off taking all the stuffing out, then forcing a girl to live inside the bear forever...
                    ...

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                    • MakeMeGrrrrowl
                      Grrrrrrrrr
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 4984

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Ferus
                      Or steal a sheep, kill it and ram the Fleshlight up its ass?
                      And then just replace it once it starts smelling.. the fleshlight that is
                      Dude. That's weird.

                      Why not just fuck the living sheep?

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                      • emmasexytime
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2015
                        • 4519

                        #12
                        Originally posted by lezinterracial
                        Good idea. Needs to be girl with a strong grip so she can hold the fleshlight in place for me.
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                        • SBJ
                          So Fucking Fabulous
                          • Apr 2003
                          • 11377

                          #13
                          Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl
                          Dude. That's weird.

                          Why not just fuck the living sheep?
                          do you have sheep? I know you have some farm animals. Asking for a friend.

                          And damn I got into the election hype and so i might stay up to see who wins even though it might not be decided.. (not political just stating I might work tomorrow afternoon if I stay up)

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                          • CaptainHowdy
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Dec 2004
                            • 94026

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Look Chang
                            Those teddy bears are for humping indeed . . .

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