Warning: Do Not Touch your Pipi After Hand Sanitizer!!!!!!!

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  • RyuLion
    • Mar 2003
    • 32379

    #1

    Warning: Do Not Touch your Pipi After Hand Sanitizer!!!!!!!

    Fuckkkkkkkkk!
    The pain is worst than if I had JalapeƱos!

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  • Yngwie
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    • May 2003
    • 11118

    #2
    at least your "pipi" is now sanitized. haha
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    • notime
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      • Jun 2003
      • 8027

      #3
      Just spray a little after shave over the pipi
      and you'll be fine

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      • Deej
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        • Jun 2005
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        #4
        pour some Mtn Dew on it...

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        • 2012
          So Fucking What
          • Jul 2006
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          #5
          the ghost of Jalapeno past is in your asssssss
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          • sortie
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            • Mar 2007
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            #6
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            • RyuLion
              • Mar 2003
              • 32379

              #7
              I've never felt pain like this!!!!!!

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              • IllTestYourGirls
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                • Feb 2007
                • 14311

                #8
                Try rubbing it on your balls and come back with a report for us. Better yet video tape it and upload it to youtube.

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                • 2012
                  So Fucking What
                  • Jul 2006
                  • 17189

                  #9
                  if you think that's bad -- shave your head and then apply generous portions of ben-gay to your baldness ...
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                  • Kiwigirl
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                    • Mar 2005
                    • 2556

                    #10
                    LMAO - were you trying to ensure your hands were clean before touching yourself? I guess that's one way of having safe sex. LOL

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                    • RyuLion
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 32379

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Kiwigirl
                      LMAO - were you trying to ensure your hands were clean before touching yourself? I guess that's one way of having safe sex. LOL
                      Girl! You hit the Target!

                      After coming from dive bar we both realized it was a dirty place....Even though we did dirty stuff at the house......

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                      • PantiesDropped
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                        • Aug 2007
                        • 321

                        #12
                        hmm... I knew that was going to happen. I said it as a joke but somehow I knew giving hand sanitizers in a bottle that looked like lub wasn't going to work. LOL! At least I know.. you're 99% germ free.
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                        • F-U-Jimmy
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                          • Apr 2006
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by RyuLion
                          I've never felt pain like this!!!!!!
                          Sure you have
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                          • sicone
                            Retired
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 18453

                            #14


                            That sucks man. Just have 14 or 15 jager shots and you'll be just fine

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                            • RyuLion
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 32379

                              #15
                              Originally posted by sicone


                              That sucks man. Just have 14 or 15 jager shots and you'll be just fine
                              the thing is I felt the pain at level 7 intoxication.

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                              • Warren
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                                • Jul 2003
                                • 2284

                                #16
                                Originally posted by RyuLion
                                the thing is I felt the pain at level 7 intoxication.


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                                  • RyuLion
                                    • Mar 2003
                                    • 32379

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Warren
                                    Hey! you can't

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                                    • WiredGuy
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                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 34517

                                      #19
                                      Hand Sanitizer is not a replacement for vaseline.
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                                      • Va2k
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                                        • Oct 2001
                                        • 10060

                                        #20
                                        Damn I know I'm weird lol I love taken Dial hand sanitizer to my balls and dick after sex it burns as much as rubbing alcohol lol!

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                                          #21
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                                          • BSleazy
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by RyuLion
                                            Fuckkkkkkkkk!
                                            The pain is worst than if I had JalapeƱos!
                                            Don't masturbate with hand sanitizer
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                                            • RyuLion
                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 32379

                                              #23
                                              I treated myself to some cookies and cream ice cream today...

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                                              • AAB
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                                                • Apr 2009
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                                                #24
                                                You have mutilated dick, don't you (aka circumcised)

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                                                • bronco67
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                                                  • Dec 2006
                                                  • 29026

                                                  #25
                                                  I did something dumb with Sanitizer when I tried to peel off that little protective tab with my mouth, and a little bit got on my lips and tongue.

                                                  I was sticking my lips in ice water for 20 minutes, and drinking milk the rest of the day.

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                                                  • Quagmire
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                                                    • Jul 2005
                                                    • 6490

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by RyuLion
                                                    Fuckkkkkkkkk!
                                                    The pain is worst than if I had JalapeƱos!
                                                    Oh dude... I convinced a friend of mine to replace her roommate's lube with hand sanitizer. I wish I could have been there to hear the yelling.

                                                    On a semi-related note, do not spray Axe bodyspray on your bunghole. Just sayin'...

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                                                    • MaDalton
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                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                      • 39861

                                                      #27
                                                      who again was the hero who put icy hot on his dick? and wasn't there a video?
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                                                      • collegeboobies
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                                                        • Jul 2004
                                                        • 3644

                                                        #28
                                                        hmm i think your junk only hurts if it has an STD to fight

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                                                        • CYF
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by sortie
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                                                          • SuzzyQ
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                                                            • Dec 2006
                                                            • 1557

                                                            #30
                                                            I gave an old boyfriend a handjob with icy hot once.

                                                            OH WOW.. 1000 posts.. big deal...
                                                            Last edited by SuzzyQ; 07-12-2009, 02:55 PM.

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                                                            • idtapdat
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                                                              • Mar 2008
                                                              • 1161

                                                              #31
                                                              sounds like a classic case of alcohol on an open wound.. good luck
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                                                              • fatfoo
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                                                                #32
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                                                                • Darkcrni
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Just spank it few times!

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                                                                  • Iron Fist
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                                                                    • Dec 2006
                                                                    • 23400

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                                                    Hand Sanitizer is not a replacement for vaseline.
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                                                                    • D Ghost
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      oh god...

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                                                                      • munki
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                                                                        #36

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                                                                        • EllaBlack
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                                                                          • Apr 2009
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Yes, you're a little crazy, but that's not news, is it? How is your "pipi" doing?
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Maybe it's that open herpes blister that's stinging?

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                                                                            • Kiwigirl
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by RyuLion
                                                                              Girl! You hit the Target!

                                                                              After coming from dive bar we both realized it was a dirty place....Even though we did dirty stuff at the house......
                                                                              LMFAO - good to know mate! Feel free to give more details on the dirty things you did. hahaha

                                                                              Originally posted by Abby-SiN20
                                                                              hmm... I knew that was going to happen. I said it as a joke but somehow I knew giving hand sanitizers in a bottle that looked like lub wasn't going to work. LOL! At least I know.. you're 99% germ free.
                                                                              Wtf you mean that hand sanitizer didn't work? It worked just fine....for one the first times ever I came back from Vegas with no sickness.LOL
                                                                              Last edited by Kiwigirl; 07-12-2009, 08:30 PM.

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                                                                              • Mr. Billy
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                                                                                #40
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                                                                                • F-U-Jimmy
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by RyuLion
                                                                                  the thing is I felt the pain at level 7 intoxication.
                                                                                  And this from someone who only last week told me they had cut out drinking. I call BS. Its not your fucking PeePee you need to worry about its your liver
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                                                                                  • Jon Oso
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                                                                                    • Feb 2005
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    If you put hand sanitizer on your dick and then get a blowjob, the girl will get a pretty nasty throat infection.

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                                                                                    • bobby666
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                                                                                      • Nov 2005
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      never had such a problem

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                                                                                      • martinsc
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by notime
                                                                                        Just spray a little after shave over the pipi
                                                                                        and you'll be fine
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                                                                                          • jesse_adultdatingdollars
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            I will throw hand sanatizer on my cock after barebacking a random chick. I like the pain, that means you know its working
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                                                                                            • PantiesDropped
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              I hope your pipi is feeling better!!!
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