Jason Bourne vs Jack Bauer -- who would win?

**SBJ** · 07-10-2009, 07:40 PM

Jack Bauer would win of course

**DWB** · 07-10-2009, 07:41 PM

Jason Bourne

**CDSmith** · 07-10-2009, 07:43 PM

Originally posted by SBJ

Jack Bauer would win of course

Why "of course"?

**Rick Diculous** · 07-10-2009, 07:48 PM

NNNOOOOWWWWW DAMN IT!!!

Jack Bauer all the way.

Jason Bourne isn't bad, but Jack Bauer has more experience

**fris** · 07-10-2009, 07:54 PM

Jason Bourne has better skills

**SBJ** · 07-10-2009, 08:00 PM

Originally posted by fris

Jason Bourne has better skills

but Jack Bauer has more experience. Bourne was 3 movies but jack has what 8 seasons.

**Alky** · 07-10-2009, 08:00 PM

Bourne FTW, like fris said, he has better skills.

**Alky** · 07-10-2009, 08:01 PM

Originally posted by SBJ

but Jack Bauer has more experience. Bourne was 3 movies but jack has what 8 seasons.

but what... those 8 seasons equates to 8 days...

**trevesty** · 07-10-2009, 08:11 PM

Going by the characters alone and what they're supposed to be capable of.. Jason Bourne, easily.. especially in a hand-to-hand scenario.

**Rick Diculous** · 07-10-2009, 08:39 PM

Tie up Jason Bourne to a chair and Jack Bauer will beat the shit out of him

**Sly** · 07-10-2009, 09:16 PM

Jason Bourne does all of that shit by himself. Jack gets all sorts of technical assistance... Jack doesn't really do all that much hand to hand combat.

I vote for Jason Bourne simply because I believe it's actually possible.

**mynameisjim** · 07-10-2009, 09:21 PM

Well, face to face there is no doubt that Bourne would win.

But if Bauer needed to track down Bourne and capture him and had all his normal resources, he would be able to do it.

**XPays** · 07-10-2009, 09:24 PM

big screen > little screen

**Cutty** · 07-10-2009, 09:34 PM

my cock

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**BabeHunter** · 07-10-2009, 10:07 PM

Originally posted by Rick Diculous

Tie up Jason Bourne to a chair and Jack Bauer will beat the shit out of him

**cam_girls** · 07-11-2009, 02:52 AM

Jason Bourne would take on 5 Jack Bauers at once, and still be invisible.

**seeandsee** · 07-11-2009, 02:56 AM

jesus i will win :D

**John-ACWM** · 07-11-2009, 04:24 AM

LOL nice replies but Bourne would soooo kick him.

**HorseShit** · 07-11-2009, 04:44 AM

Jason Bourne by far.

**Supz** · 07-11-2009, 06:09 AM

Bourne for sure.

**nico-t** · 07-11-2009, 06:11 AM

this thread is lame

**Ross** · 07-11-2009, 07:43 AM

Fuck having them fight, imagine they teamed up? Osama would be found in 12 hours nevermind 24.

**Davy** · 07-11-2009, 07:44 AM

Jason Bourne would knock the fat drug-addicted Bauer out in a fraction of a second.

**Snake Doctor** · 07-11-2009, 07:47 AM

Chuck Norris

**Redmanthatcould** · 07-11-2009, 08:19 AM

Jeff Kozlov.

And I would face-fuck their souls while I'm at it.

**D Ghost** · 07-11-2009, 12:23 PM

jason bourne for sure

**babebuns** · 07-11-2009, 12:24 PM

what about luke skywalker vs robocop

**collegeboobies** · 07-11-2009, 03:19 PM

the world would lose

**SunDevilangels** · 07-11-2009, 03:25 PM

Jason Bourne all the way!!

**Miguel T** · 07-11-2009, 04:32 PM

Jason Bourne for the WIN!

**Aquarius** · 07-11-2009, 04:46 PM

Jason Bourne for sure.

**CDSmith** · 07-11-2009, 05:02 PM

Looks like about 80% think Bourne would kick ass.

Originally posted by babebuns

what about luke skywalker vs robocop

Luke would slice robocop like an onion.

**Twistys Tim** · 07-11-2009, 05:06 PM

I think Bourne has it. The dude is a full on trained killer / assassin, versus an excellent FBI agent.

**Twistys Tim** · 07-11-2009, 05:09 PM

Originally posted by babebuns

what about luke skywalker vs robocop

LOL -- I think if Luke can take down Vader, he can handle Robocop.

**BabeHunter** · 07-11-2009, 10:56 PM

that could be a good Deadliest Warrior episode

http://www.spike.com/show/31082

**SunDevilangels** · 07-12-2009, 01:28 AM

Ok, we know that Robo has Big guns, but Luke has the force and can swipe away Robos weapons and then just slice him a new ass with his green saber.

Kalel would butt fuck all them while batman watched and laughed.

**bbm** · 07-12-2009, 01:35 AM

Jason Bourne

**u-Bob** · 07-12-2009, 02:30 AM

Bourne .

**SunDevilangels** · 07-12-2009, 03:19 AM

Kal-El will win

**wicked1** · 07-12-2009, 03:34 AM

Who Cares !!

**Farang** · 07-12-2009, 04:18 AM

Originally posted by Snake Doctor

Chuck Norris

Damn, I was going to post that

**CDSmith** · 07-13-2009, 09:40 AM

Originally posted by SunDevilangels

Kalel would butt fuck all them while batman watched and laughed.

Take away his super powers to make it an even playing field and Jason Bourne would rip Kal-el a new asshole and feed it to Batman for lunch while Jack Bauer watched and laughed.

**mvee** · 07-13-2009, 12:34 PM

Bourne is a bad ass.

**SunDevilangels** · 07-13-2009, 12:56 PM

Originally posted by CDSmith

Take away his super powers to make it an even playing field and Jason Bourne would rip Kal-el a new asshole and feed it to Batman for lunch while Jack Bauer watched and laughed.

That is so True cause Clark Kent can not fight worth a shit!

**Elixir** · 07-13-2009, 05:02 PM

Originally posted by Snake Doctor

Chuck Norris

That is what first came to my mind. He would fuck them while they are giveing him a blowjob.

Jason Bourne vs Jack Bauer -- who would win?

Jason Bourne vs Jack Bauer -- who would win?

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