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  • brassmonkey
    Pay It Forward
    • Sep 2005
    • 77390

    #1

    New ass wiping tool



    Comfort Wipe? is the new, revolutionary sanitary toilet tissue assist that allows you to easily reach with comfort. Today as part of this special internet offer, you will receive the amazing Comfort Wipe? for only $19.99 plus $7.99 shipping and handling. As a BONUS, you?ll also reveive the popular Get A Grip?, the suction grip handle that attaches onto any smooth, non-porous surface giving you the helping hand that you need anytime, just pay separate $7.99 shipping and handling. This special Comfort Wipe? buy one get one Get A Grip? offer is not available in stores so the only way to get it is to place your order now!

    http://www.comfortwipe.com/ "a sucker is born everyday"
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  • Raf1
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Oct 2003
    • 12117

    #2
    the site didn't open for me
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    • seeandsee
      Check SIG!
      • Mar 2006
      • 50945

      #3
      Originally posted by brassmonkey


      Comfort Wipe? is the new, revolutionary sanitary toilet tissue assist that allows you to easily reach with comfort. Today as part of this special internet offer, you will receive the amazing Comfort Wipe? for only $19.99 plus $7.99 shipping and handling. As a BONUS, you?ll also reveive the popular Get A Grip?, the suction grip handle that attaches onto any smooth, non-porous surface giving you the helping hand that you need anytime, just pay separate $7.99 shipping and handling. This special Comfort Wipe? buy one get one Get A Grip? offer is not available in stores so the only way to get it is to place your order now!

      http://www.comfortwipe.com/ "a sucker is born everyday"
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      • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
        Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
        • Jul 2004
        • 38323

        #4
        I guess it could have been worse...





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        • voa
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Nov 2006
          • 16532

          #5
          Originally posted by Raf1
          the site didn't open for me
          for me to

          This webpage has a redirect loop.

          The webpage at http://www.telebrands.net/internatio...2FE55593694A16 has resulted in too many redirects. Clearing your cookies for this site may fix the problem. If not, it is possibly a server configuration issue and not a problem with your computer.

          I got this

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          • hypedough
            Confirmed User
            • Sep 2007
            • 3743

            #6
            This can't be real or serious.

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            • papill0n
              Unregistered Abuser
              • Oct 2007
              • 15547

              #7
              Originally posted by hypedough
              This can't be real or serious.
              unbelievably it is

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              • PiffStenis
                Confirmed User
                • Apr 2006
                • 477

                #8

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                • vapewiz
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 1530

                  #9
                  Originally posted by hypedough
                  This can't be real or serious.

                  Billy Mays here....

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                  • brassmonkey
                    Pay It Forward
                    • Sep 2005
                    • 77390

                    #10
                    it was on jimmy kimmel yes its real
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                    • brassmonkey
                      Pay It Forward
                      • Sep 2005
                      • 77390

                      #11
                      Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                      I guess it could have been worse...





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                      • donborno
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 374

                        #12
                        I was expecting something more sophisticated, at least a shower or some laser that burns the shit strains away

                        Originally posted by Raf1
                        the site didn't open for me
                        It did for me only on the second try.

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                        • brassmonkey
                          Pay It Forward
                          • Sep 2005
                          • 77390

                          #13
                          Originally posted by donborno
                          I was expecting something more sophisticated, at least a shower or some laser that burns the shit strains away


                          It did for me only on the second try.
                          0r a funnel u insert in your tail pipe
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                          • bbm
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Oct 2005
                            • 3710

                            #14
                            hehe, nice

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                            • gornyhuy
                              Chafed.
                              • May 2002
                              • 18041

                              #15
                              Fat fucks can't reach, and they don't want to use a rag tied on a stick, so....

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                              • Jora
                                Registered User
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 50

                                #16
                                Attractive site!

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                                • u-Bob
                                  there's no $$$ in porn
                                  • Jul 2005
                                  • 33063

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by PiffStenis

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                                  • Deesnuts
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Feb 2009
                                    • 2792

                                    #18
                                    new pitch man in town ?

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                                    • ExLust
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2008
                                      • 3223

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                      I guess it could have been worse...





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                                      • Manowar
                                        jellyfish  
                                        • Dec 2003
                                        • 71528

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                        I guess it could have been worse...





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                                        • Got Porn?
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Nov 2005
                                          • 1264

                                          #21
                                          This product is designed for obese people who are unable to whip their own ass. If you weigh over 300 lbs you just can't reach that far around your fat.
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                                          • Libertine
                                            sex dwarf
                                            • May 2002
                                            • 17860

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Got Porn?
                                            This product is designed for obese people who are unable to whip their own ass. If you weigh over 300 lbs you just can't reach that far around your fat.
                                            Not just fat people. There are also lots of handicapped and elderly people who might benefit from this, if it works somewhat well.
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