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  • badboy69
    Registered User
    • May 2009
    • 58
    #1

    What's your favorite pick up line

    1. your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

    2. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bed Rock.

    3.I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

    My favorite: Wanna play house? you be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.

    5. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
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    • pornguy
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Mar 2003
      • 62910
      #2
      " Hey Babe. Wanna Fuck?"

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        • jmcb420
          So Fucking Drunk
          • Oct 2006
          • 2155
          #3
          "When I see a girl as pretty as you are, I have to feel really sorry for the one who got all the ugly that you didn't."

          that actualy worked for me once.

          "I hate the sound of your voice, why dont you suck my cock?" dosen't work. lol.
          I'm funner than AIDS, and easier to explain to your parents.

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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133978
              #4
              I whip it out and say you can't handle this

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                • lost&found
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 850
                  #5
                  I made a t-shirt to wear when I was a bouncer at a local club, and it got ALOT of attention. It reads "Win a free trip to heaven" on the front, "See penis for details" on the back with a HUGE smiley face!

                  My wife hates this shirt..... go figure! lol
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                    • UFGators2007
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 1739
                      #6
                      *Click*

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                        • Vicious_B
                          Confirmed User
                          • May 2008
                          • 2564
                          #7
                          Originally posted by jmcb420
                          "I hate the sound of your voice, why dont you suck my cock?" dosen't work. lol.


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                            • lacuna
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2006
                              • 1950
                              #8
                              "Can you help me find the keys to my McLaren F1?"

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                                • Got Porn?
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2005
                                  • 1264
                                  #9
                                  Do you want to play war? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.

                                  Do you have a mirror in your pocket? I can see myself if your pants.
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                                    • Raf1
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Oct 2003
                                      • 12117
                                      #10
                                      some of them are quite funny. I wonder if there are any that actually work
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                                        • Jon Oso
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2005
                                          • 2241
                                          #11
                                          :drops pants:

                                          or like my license plate says...

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                                            • sysk
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2007
                                              • 1005
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by lacuna
                                              "Can you help me find the keys to my McLaren F1?"
                                              quoted for win
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                                                • brassmonkey
                                                  Pay It Forward
                                                  • Sep 2005
                                                  • 77390
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Spunky
                                                  I whip it out and say you can't handle this
                                                  you stole my line
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