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  • Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE
    • Aug 2026
    #1

    Farrah Fawcett > Michael Jackson

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    In other major news... I spilled ketchup on my shirt while writing this... fuck me...
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    • mikesinner
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2005
      • 5646
      #2
      More celebrities will die in the future because there are so damn many of them. Hopefully they all entertain us well before they go.

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        • Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE
          #3
          Originally posted by mikesinner
          More celebrities will die in the future because there are so damn many of them. Hopefully they all entertain us well before they go.
          That still doesn't change the fact that I'd rather beat off to pictures of Farrah over Michael.

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            • CyberHustler
              Masterbaiter
              • Feb 2006
              • 28791
              #4
              Nah, Mike was better. He was born a black male and died a white female. What has Farrah done that can compare to that?
              “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                • Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE
                  #5
                  Originally posted by CyberHustler
                  Nah, Mike was better. He was born a black male and died a white female. What has Farrah done that can compare to that?
                  Gave millions of men all over the world boners and sticky underwear for 30 years?

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                    • Max Potential
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2008
                      • 1045
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Killswitch
                      Gave millions of men all over the world boners and sticky underwear for 30 years?
                      Now this man is raising a very good and important point...

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                        • Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE
                          #7
                          Originally posted by max potential
                          now this man is raising a very good and important point...
                          Epic Win!!!

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                            • GatorB
                              The Demon & 12clicks
                              • Oct 2001
                              • 18208
                              #8
                              Well Farrah had more 13 year old boys jacking off to her image than MJ. While MJ had more 13 year old boys actually jacking him off.

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                                • Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by GatorB
                                  Well Farrah had more 13 year old boys jacking off to her image than MJ. While MJ had more 13 year old boys actually jacking him off.
                                  So it's agreed? For every 13 year old boy jacking off the Farrah's picture, Michael had one 13 year old boy jacking him off?

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                                    • CyberHustler
                                      Masterbaiter
                                      • Feb 2006
                                      • 28791
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Killswitch
                                      Gave millions of men all over the world boners and sticky underwear for 30 years?
                                      She never gave me a boner... Mike did.
                                      “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                        • Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by CyberHustler
                                          She never gave me a boner... Mike did.
                                          You're one sick mother fucker.

                                          Wanna go play in my sandbox? By sandbox I mean asshole. By play in I mean stick your penis in.

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                                            • CaptainHowdy
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Dec 2004
                                              • 94125
                                              #12
                                              ^_^
                                              Last edited by CaptainHowdy; 06-25-2009, 05:13 PM.

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                                                • CyberHustler
                                                  Masterbaiter
                                                  • Feb 2006
                                                  • 28791
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Killswitch
                                                  You're one sick mother fucker.

                                                  Wanna go play in my sandbox? By sandbox I mean asshole. By play in I mean stick your penis in.
                                                  Depends... Are your buttocks firm? Or squishy?
                                                  “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                                    • bloggerz
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Dec 2006
                                                      • 16253
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by CyberHustler
                                                      Nah, Mike was better. He was born a black male and died a white female. What has Farrah done that can compare to that?
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                                                        • CyberHustler
                                                          Masterbaiter
                                                          • Feb 2006
                                                          • 28791
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Killswitch
                                                          Gave millions of men all over the world boners and sticky underwear for 30 years?
                                                          Now that I think of it, that's not even very special. Lots of women did/do that. None have started off as a black man and ended as a white woman, BUT MIKE!
                                                          “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                                            • STAROTICA
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                              • 1079
                                                              #16
                                                              its all bullshit.....they got married

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                                                                • Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by CyberHustler
                                                                  Depends... Are your buttocks firm? Or squishy?
                                                                  Firm if I clench them.

                                                                  Originally posted by CyberHustler
                                                                  Now that I think of it, that's not even very special. Lots of women did/do that. None have started off as a black man and ended as a white woman, BUT MIKE!
                                                                  But can he WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!

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                                                                    • paytonrain
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                      • 483
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Upon arriving in heaven Farrah was granted one final wish.

                                                                      Her wish was to save all the children of the world.





















                                                                      So God killed Michael Jackson and granted her final wish.

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                                                                        • flashfire
                                                                          ICQ 1 6 7 8 5 3 4 9 2
                                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                                          • 13098
                                                                          #19
                                                                          MJ was the most famous person in the world

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                                                                            • Jakke PNG
                                                                              ex-TeenGodFather
                                                                              • Nov 2001
                                                                              • 20306
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by mikesinner
                                                                              More celebrities will die in the future because there are so damn many of them. Hopefully they all entertain us well before they go.
                                                                              I'm pretty sure ALL celebrities (like everyone else) will die in the future.
                                                                              ..and I'm off.

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                                                                                • Manowar
                                                                                  jellyfish  
                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                  • 71528
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  RIP both of them

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                                                                                    • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                                      Now with more Jayne
                                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                                      • 40077
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Killswitch
                                                                                      That still doesn't change the fact that I'd rather beat off to pictures of Farrah over Michael.
                                                                                      Well, yeah.

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                                                                                        • John-ACWM
                                                                                          Work Work Work
                                                                                          • Nov 2008
                                                                                          • 20060
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          OK...two legends.

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                                                                                            • borked
                                                                                              Totally Borked
                                                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                                                              • 6284
                                                                                              #24


                                                                                              innocent days my ass ;)

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