PLEASE THINK BEFORE YOU BUY! Ask yourself "are these dildos essential to my well-being?"

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  • Tube Ace
    So Fucking Banned
    • Nov 2008
    • 4941
    #1

    PLEASE THINK BEFORE YOU BUY! Ask yourself "are these dildos essential to my well-being?"

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    • CurrentlySober
      Too lazy to wipe my ass
      • Aug 2002
      • 38946
      #2
      Well if I get a really stubborn poo that just wont come out, I need something safe to insert deep in my rectum to breakup the poo, and ease it on its journey... So I'd say a dildo is a pretty essential item.


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        • ry0t
          So Fucking Banned
          • Feb 2003
          • 4160
          #3
          Originally posted by CurrentlySober
          Well if I get a really stubborn poo that just wont come out, I need something safe to insert deep in my rectum to breakup the poo, and ease it on its journey... So I'd say a dildo is a pretty essential item.
          You could always make a dildo out of poo by filling a condom with your poo and putting it in the freezer.

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            • Scott McD
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Nov 2002
              • 67798
              #4
              Originally posted by Tube Ace
              Hahaha !


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                • RandyRandy
                  Clips still sell!
                  • Jul 2012
                  • 1708
                  #5
                  Originally posted by ry0t
                  You could always make a dildo out of poo by filling a condom with your poo and putting it in the freezer.
                  Ahh, the Alaskan Hot Pocket...

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                    • GAMEFINEST
                      Make STACK$
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 14478
                      #6
                      Tube ace always has good content
                      Compound interest.

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                        • CurrentlySober
                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 38946
                          #7
                          Originally posted by ry0t
                          You could always make a dildo out of poo by filling a condom with your poo and putting it in the freezer.
                          Ahh yes... 'Re-Shitting' - A great pastime

                          However, the vibrations from the warm dildo would prove more useful.

                          I speak from experience.


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                            • Tube Ace
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 4941
                              #8
                              Originally posted by GAMEFINEST
                              Tube ace always has good content
                              Thank you kindly.

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