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Spider in my house, WTF is it???

06-19-2009, 05:49 PM

Okay I don't know much about those fucker's, they call a Brown Recluse, except they jump and can fuck you up if they bite you!!! I thought I saw something on the ground turned away from it, then saw Lars sniffing at something and there was this beast. I thought it could be a brown recluse so I was trying to kill it with my arm the longest it could stretch, and trust me my arm grew 5 fucking inches when I killed the bastard!!!

Luckily I didn't smash the front of it, so I decided to snap a pic, and I thought maybe one of you would know wtf it is. I know there are several spiders that look like a recluse so I am not sure. If it is a brown recluse I am calling the bug people and having them spray my whole house inside and out TOMORROW!!!

Looking at these pics makes my skin crawl. I am not afraid of spiders, BUT jumping spiders will make me scream like a little girl, which is hard to do!!! haha

Large spider pic for those who want to look closer!!! haha

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06-19-2009, 05:52 PM

yuck creepy looking, no idea what it is.
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06-19-2009, 05:53 PM

If I saw that thing in my house I'd be checking into the four seasons until an exterminator comes and nukes the whole place.
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06-19-2009, 05:53 PM

wolf spider, not poisonous
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06-19-2009, 05:54 PM

Doesnt look like brown recluse... http://ohioline.osu.edu/hyg-fact/2000/2061.html

wolf spider, not poisonous

yeah looks like wolf spider

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06-19-2009, 05:54 PM

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06-19-2009, 05:55 PM

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wolf spider, not poisonous

Yepper, I get those in my house too. They look scary! But I guess they are harmless. They still scare the fuck out of me though.

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06-19-2009, 05:56 PM

Does not look like one to me. Here is the pic of one from Wikipedia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_recluse_spider
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06-19-2009, 05:57 PM

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wolf spider, not poisonous

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06-19-2009, 05:57 PM

My cats are afraid of spiders... Very dissapointing I must say.

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06-19-2009, 05:58 PM

Originally posted by DJ The Kid

Doesnt look like brown recluse... http://ohioline.osu.edu/hyg-fact/2000/2061.html

yeah looks like wolf spider

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06-19-2009, 06:02 PM

I don't have a problem with bugs as my kitty eats em up

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06-19-2009, 06:03 PM

Originally posted by Jean-Francois

My cats are afraid of spiders... Very dissapointing I must say.

they are pussies .. what were u expecting?

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06-19-2009, 06:09 PM

Brown recluse are much smaller. Those wolf spiders do bite though.

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06-19-2009, 06:13 PM

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06-19-2009, 06:20 PM

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If I saw that thing in my house I'd be checking into the four seasons until an exterminator comes and nukes the whole place.
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06-19-2009, 06:22 PM

Any spider that has the nerve to come into your house is clearly a liberal and deserves to die! Smart, conservative spiders respect property rights!

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06-19-2009, 07:12 PM

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Any spider that has the nerve to come into your house is clearly a liberal and deserves to die! Smart, conservative spiders respect property rights!

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06-19-2009, 07:14 PM

Recluse have a fiddle shape on their back.

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06-19-2009, 07:14 PM

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not yet but hopefully before the night is over

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06-19-2009, 07:16 PM

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Recluse have a fiddle shape on their back.

Good to know, thank you, I couldn't tell from the pics on the net!!!

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06-19-2009, 07:17 PM

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Brown recluse are much smaller. Those wolf spiders do bite though.

As long as it is not poisonous I am okay with that!!!

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06-19-2009, 07:20 PM

Originally posted by Jean-Francois

My cats are afraid of spiders... Very dissapointing I must say.

my ex roommate had to 2 cats when i lived in arizona and those stupid kitties would never kill scorpions. we'd find it least 4 a year.

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06-19-2009, 07:20 PM

Originally posted by Loryn

Okay I don't know much about those fucker's, they call a Brown Recluse, except they jump and can fuck you up if they bite you!!! I thought I saw something on the ground turned away from it, then saw Lars sniffing at something and there was this beast. I thought it could be a brown recluse so I was trying to kill it with my arm the longest it could stretch, and trust me my arm grew 5 fucking inches when I killed the bastard!!!

Luckily I didn't smash the front of it, so I decided to snap a pic, and I thought maybe one of you would know wtf it is. I know there are several spiders that look like a recluse so I am not sure. If it is a brown recluse I am calling the bug people and having them spray my whole house inside and out TOMORROW!!!

Looking at these pics makes my skin crawl. I am not afraid of spiders, BUT jumping spiders will make me scream like a little girl, which is hard to do!!! haha

Large spider pic for those who want to look closer!!! haha

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i would have cried like a baby and had someone come over to kill it. yikes.

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06-19-2009, 07:26 PM

Originally posted by punker barbie

my ex roommate had to 2 cats when i lived in arizona and those stupid kitties would never kill scorpions. we'd find it least 4 a year.

Kitties need a spankin'!!! haha

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06-19-2009, 07:30 PM

cook it till its crunchy..

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06-19-2009, 07:32 PM

You know, I feel bad now!!! if I knew it was a wolfy spider I would have scooped him up on a piece of paper and put him outside to eat bugs!!!

If my kitty saw him it would have been dead in a second, well not true, he would have trapped it and then toyed with the poor things for hours. He is a little sadistic bastards!!!

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06-19-2009, 07:34 PM

Originally posted by RyuLion

cook it till its crunchy..

Is that a Mexican thing???

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06-19-2009, 08:10 PM

Scary stuff, Loryn! Yikes!

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06-19-2009, 09:00 PM

Originally posted by Jean-Francois

My cats are afraid of spiders... Very dissapointing I must say.

Ahahahahah poor you... I could walk around with my cats in my hands like guns and they GRAB and eat the friggin flies and spiders out of thin air!

But you're better off with spiders... natural enemies to cockroaches so if you have 'em, your roach motel will keep that vacancy sign on full time...

[and I don't know what that fucking thing is but its scary as hell]

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06-19-2009, 09:04 PM

yes if you get those things they wait until you are sleeping then jump onto you, crawl around in your hair for a bit then bite you. you should call an exterminator.
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06-19-2009, 09:16 PM

It looks scary, is it going to eat the pubes it is standing on top of?
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06-19-2009, 09:22 PM

Originally posted by Loryn

If my kitty saw him it would have been dead in a second, well not true, he would have trapped it and then toyed with the poor things for hours. He is a little sadistic bastards!!!

Thats exactly what my cat does. For hours! Its semi entertaining for me, too. (does that make me sadistic? heh)

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06-19-2009, 09:38 PM

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06-19-2009, 09:46 PM

you have more chance of dying from a fucking north korean missile strike than a spider bite
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06-19-2009, 09:46 PM

Yep its a wolf spider, its common here and they can get pretty big. Creepy but not dangerous at all.

You dont have to worry about a brown recluse in Nevada, just the black widows and the less dangerous desert recluse which looks like this:
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06-19-2009, 11:13 PM

that's a Bulgarian "needlenosed" gland leecher

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06-20-2009, 02:21 AM

that doesn't look tasty
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06-20-2009, 03:33 AM

damn that is one spider i don't like to meet. i am not afraid of them at all. but they are just so ugly. My cats would have field trip with a spider like that. They are still young so the change for the spider to escape is great. Got to train my cats better. lol

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06-20-2009, 03:35 AM

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06-20-2009, 04:02 AM

I've forwarded this thread to PETA.
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06-20-2009, 04:21 AM

What a beautiful creature!
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06-20-2009, 06:26 AM

Originally posted by Loryn

Is that a Mexican thing???

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06-20-2009, 06:28 AM

dear god that thing is fucking scary
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06-20-2009, 06:49 AM

Just a spider, I have some around but they don't bite me.

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06-20-2009, 07:36 AM

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I've forwarded this thread to PETA.

Is that desert one the one that gives off a numbing substance when it bites you? I've heard the guys in Iraq and Afghanistan have to be careful of them - apparently they get you while you sleep, eat away at you from the foot upwards and, because of the numbing substance, you don't feel a thing. Then you wake up in the morning with half a leg or something!

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06-20-2009, 07:40 AM

you killed a totally harmless spider. congrats.

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06-20-2009, 07:50 AM

Originally posted by WiredGuy

If I saw that thing in my house I'd be checking into the four seasons until an exterminator comes and nukes the whole place.
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Exactly what I would do. If the market was better I'd put the house up for sale lol
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06-20-2009, 08:03 AM

If I ever saw something like that in my house I would

a. shit myself

b. go all Jack Bauer on it with a baseball bat, chair, giant can of RAID, or anything else within reach.

(not necessarily in that order) (in fact I might shit myself twice) (once before going all Jack Bauer, and once after)

Luckily I have electronic devices installed in every level of my home that emits a signal that drives such critters away and keeps them from entering the premises.

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06-20-2009, 08:45 AM

good ole wolf spiders. We get them in the fall quite often when the come in from the fields close to our house.
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