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  • SuzzyQ
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2006
    • 1557

    #1

    A Fathers day Present?

    My husband sent me this email. It better be a joke.

    Fathers Day is just around the corner...








    New Nail Gun, made by DeWALT.
    It can drive a 16-D nail through a 2 X 4 at 200 yards...

    This makes construction a breeze, you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence.


    Just get your wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back, relax with a cold drink and when she has the board in the right place, just fire away.


    With the hundred round magazine, you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading.

    After a day of fence building with the new DeWalt Rapid fire nail gun, the wife will not ask you to build or fix anything else, probably, ever again.



    I am not amused by this. But, I thought I would share it....
  • HorseShit
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2004
    • 17513

    #2
    that's awesome

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    • tranza
      ICQ: 197-556-237
      • Jun 2003
      • 57559

      #3
      Ow, that's nice!
      I'm just a newbie.

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      • UFGators2007
        Confirmed User
        • Nov 2007
        • 1739

        #4
        Why are you not amused by it? Did it talk back to you? Did it talk trash about your momma?

        If so...kick its ass!
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        • Slick
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2001
          • 7338

          #5
          Ha ha ha, I might have to ask for one of those to ;)

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          • Got Porn?
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            • Nov 2005
            • 1264

            #6
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            • Chicks Delivery
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              • Oct 2008
              • 1315

              #7
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              • Vicious_B
                Confirmed User
                • May 2008
                • 2564

                #8
                God I would be dangerous with something like that.
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                • SuzzyQ
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 1557

                  #9
                  It would be worth having just for the novelity of it.

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                  • seeandsee
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                    • 50945

                    #10
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                    • brassmonkey
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                      • Sep 2005
                      • 77390

                      #11
                      damn if the cops saw you holding that
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                      • GetSCORECash
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                        • Mar 2008
                        • 5527

                        #12
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                        • Kenny B!
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                          • Jun 2003
                          • 5718

                          #13
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                          • pornguy
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                            • Mar 2003
                            • 62910

                            #14
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                            • who
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                              • Aug 2003
                              • 19593

                              #15
                              I wonder how many laws this violates...

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                              • WhiplashDug
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                                • Aug 2006
                                • 3438

                                #16
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                                • Darkland
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • May 2002
                                  • 1488

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by who
                                  I wonder how many laws this violates...
                                  It is obviously fake but still funny.


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                                  • MakesYouClick
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                                    • Aug 2008
                                    • 49

                                    #18
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                                    • BVF
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                                      • Jan 2002
                                      • 13975

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Darkland
                                      It is obviously fake but still funny.
                                      Too bad because I was going to buy it.

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                                      • Spunky
                                        I need a beer
                                        • Jun 2002
                                        • 133978

                                        #20
                                        Awesome looking gift

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                                        • fujiko
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2008
                                          • 566

                                          #21
                                          Looks like some people are gonna get nailed sooner or later.. just hope it aint me
                                          .

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                                          • Darkland
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • May 2002
                                            • 1488

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by BVF
                                            Too bad because I was going to buy it.
                                            I would probably still buy it to put in the shop just for the novelty of it.


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                                              #23
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                                              • raven1083
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                                                • Jul 2007
                                                • 7687

                                                #24
                                                now you give me an idea on what present should I ask to my wife
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                                                • gmr324
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Aug 2006
                                                  • 1199

                                                  #25
                                                  Boy, he knows how do drop a hint

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