CRIMEA JOKE ( cautious NOT politically correct !!!)
Two very old guys and friends ( widowers) meet in a park. One asks the other one. " I am now so alone but after Mary died I have a lot of cash and could use a nice vacation where I can a bit of nookie before I die. "
The other answers : "Crimea !! The ONLY place to go. When I went there it was a bliss. I had a huge villa on the beach, with 2 sexy babes. They cooked for me a gourmet dinner every night, decanted the best wine and fucked me all night"
Wow, says the other guy I will go to Crimea !
A year later they meet again. The first guy asks... " How was your vacation in Crimea?"
The other man answers : " Terrible, got a shack in the bush, the two attendands were two old smelly wicthes, who did not know how to cook, and for drink just bad home brew...and as to fucking? No thanks !"
So who organized your trip and when did you go?
I went with ACME Travel in September 2019 ?
The answer: I am not surprised ACME Travel is NOT that good.
the other guy. : "'And with whom and when did you go ?"
the guy answers : " With Wehrmacht in June 1942"
