I am no longer with Douchebag Enterprises INC.

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  • fris
    I have to go potty
    • Aug 2002
    • 55789
    #1

    I am no longer with Douchebag Enterprises INC.

    We left on good terms, which really means I was fired, for being non productive aka taking too many bathroom breaks and playing darts with the CEO's picture on the board.

    Im looking for new opportunities, meaning I am begging for pennies to pay my rent which is a cardboard box with a jimmied internet connection.

    I will take advice from anyone aka Im taking donations to get back on my feet.

    Since 1999: 69 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence.


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    • sandman!
      Icq: 14420613
      • Mar 2001
      • 15427
      #2
      when can you start ?
      Need WebHosting ? Email me for some great deals [email protected]

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        • HorseShit
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2004
          • 17513
          #3
          yes, left on good terms, we parted ways on good terms, we're still great friends i wish them all the best, etc, all means the person was shit canned

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            • pocketkangaroo
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2005
              • 8452
              #4
              What's up bro? Long time no see bro. Not since that time we got hammered on a 6-pack of Coors at the show and gave each other handjobs before blacking out bro. Any company would be honored to have you bro. Company XYZ won't be the same without you.

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                • GrouchyAdmin
                  Now choke yourself!
                  • Apr 2006
                  • 12085
                  #5
                  Congrats to the winners (the parent company).

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                    • Zuzana Designs
                      All Your Design Needs
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 20901
                      #6
                      You will find another job no problem, keep your head up. Sorry to hear you left such a great company. They will miss you. Can you do Blogs ? Hit me up I have pleany of work for you If I don't write you back it is only beacuse I'm so busy.

                      Website Design - Consulting - Development
                      sarah [at] zuzanadesigns.com - See Our Work

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                        • HorseShit
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 17513
                          #7
                          Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin
                          Congrats to the winners (the parent company).

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                            • candyflip
                              Carpe Visio
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 43073
                              #8
                              Jon Clark is probably hiring.

                              Spend you some brain.
                              Email Me

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                                • SilentKnight
                                  Megan Fox's fluffer
                                  • Oct 2005
                                  • 24812
                                  #9
                                  In the event that we have an opening available, I'm sending you part of the required uniform.

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                                    • Socks
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • May 2002
                                      • 8475
                                      #10

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                                        • Zorgman
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 6103
                                          #11
                                          Send more TEVS sales, that's a good job and easy to do. :D
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