YO WTF!!!!!!!!!! i got stopped at the airport and the metal detector kept going off:

**mikeyddddd** · 06-12-2009, 10:34 AM

**xNetworx** · 06-12-2009, 10:34 AM

Sure it wasn't the vibrator lodged in your fart locker?

**Ice** · 06-12-2009, 10:35 AM

Then you woke up from the dream because we all know you can't afford a plane ticket

**MetaMan** · 06-12-2009, 10:38 AM

Originally posted by Ice

Then you woke up from the dream because we all know you can't afford a plane ticket

HATERRRRRRRRR

**HorseShit** · 06-12-2009, 10:38 AM

did you happen to be hard?

**hypedough** · 06-12-2009, 10:39 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan

They kept wanding me and it kept going off and the guy wouldnt let me through but then he realized by my amazing physique that i am THE MAN OF STEEL.

I lol'ed. Thanks Meta

**u-Bob** · 06-12-2009, 10:43 AM

o m g

**MetaMan** · 06-12-2009, 10:44 AM

Originally posted by Justin

did you happen to be hard?

im hard all over they call me the general because im always walking around in salute.

**Adraco** · 06-12-2009, 10:47 AM

Originally posted by Ice

Then you woke up from the dream because we all know you can't afford a plane ticket

Fun, fun, fun

**Yen_HerbalRevenue** · 06-12-2009, 10:47 AM

**CDSmith** · 06-12-2009, 10:52 AM

Liar. You were smuggling a metal dildo in your ass.

My airport security friend who is a chick told me.

That's the real reason why they're calling you "iron man". :D

**MetaMan** · 06-12-2009, 10:53 AM

Originally posted by CDSmith

Liar. You were smuggling a metal dildo in your ass.

My airport security friend who is a chick told me.

That's the real reason why they're calling you "iron man". :D

I WISH i enjoy ass play i pray for a milf to pick me up and pick a nice finger in my wazoo. :D

**ReGGs** · 06-12-2009, 10:53 AM

Are you sure it isn't that metal plate in the head your parents never told you about?;)

**maxjohan** · 06-12-2009, 11:03 AM

Originally posted by CDSmith

Liar. You were smuggling a metal dildo in your ass.

I heard MetaMan forgot one of his metalplate penis extenders to cure small penis syndrome...I believe that's what infact happened here. The wrong place with the wrong penis extender? Nothing else.

**John-ACWM** · 06-12-2009, 12:12 PM

LOL
that was very funny

**Sid70** · 06-12-2009, 02:45 PM

X-man? Logan, you?

YO WTF!!!!!!!!!! i got stopped at the airport and the metal detector kept going off:

YO WTF!!!!!!!!!! i got stopped at the airport and the metal detector kept going off:

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