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  • Jack Sparrow
    Almost goners..
    • May 2008
    • 11420
    #1

    Pokerlovers: Best, baddest, funniest hands (PICS INSIDE!)



    Happend to me yesterday after some kid kept yapping about how good he was after winning a 70dollar hand from me fishing it out (and bad play from my side).

    1 hand later this happend, he kept raising and raising, and i kept calling. You cant see the whole convo going on, but he was like I PWN YOU AGAIN BIOTCHHHHH NOOB!

    Needless to say, i smacked my ass laughing on the river. And because you can see mucked hands now after the allin, i thought lets check what he had

    Will be continues with more personal pics. But feel free to post yours, with the story to go with it
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    • mikeyddddd
      Viva la vulva!
      • Mar 2003
      • 16557
      #2
      I win!


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        • Martin
          "Assassins"
          • Dec 2001
          • 17274
          #3
          nice hand.

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            • lazycash
              Troll Patrol
              • Aug 2002
              • 15214
              #4
              Gotta love when you flop quads and your opponent has bullets, talk about a cooler hand. I can only imagine the look on his face when you called his all in and he saw you had the case king, at least he told you while it was going on he had second nuts.
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                • Jack Sparrow
                  Almost goners..
                  • May 2008
                  • 11420
                  #5
                  Yeah, and I told him to fold.

                  But the nices thing was his victorious "I PWN BITCH" the hand before, and then right after this happend lol

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                    • ultra100
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 1313
                      #6
                      Very nice hand ...and lucky flop for you
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                        • Jack Sparrow
                          Almost goners..
                          • May 2008
                          • 11420
                          #7


                          Another one lol, im on the good run it seems. Hope it continues to go like this.
                          Heres the hand history to go with it:

                          PokerStars Game #29126273446: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2009/06/08 7:39:04 ET
                          Table 'Caecilia II' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
                          Seat 2: MiniP2002 ($49 in chips)
                          Seat 3: gaap ($96.50 in chips)
                          Seat 4: romeox69 ($117.30 in chips)
                          Seat 5: ibiza007 ($55.50 in chips)
                          Seat 6: joninholima ($22.95 in chips)
                          Seat 8: Mitch 360 ($59 in chips)
                          Seat 9: Livity ($124 in chips)
                          joninholima: posts small blind $0.50
                          Mitch 360: posts big blind $1
                          medicii: sits out
                          *** HOLE CARDS ***
                          Dealt to gaap [Tc 3c]
                          Livity: folds
                          MiniP2002: raises $1 to $2
                          gaap: calls $2
                          romeox69: calls $2
                          ibiza007: folds
                          joninholima: folds
                          Mitch 360: raises $3 to $5
                          MiniP2002: calls $3
                          gaap: calls $3
                          romeox69: calls $3
                          *** FLOP *** [Ts 3d 3s]
                          Mitch 360: bets $16
                          MiniP2002: calls $16
                          gaap: calls $16
                          romeox69: folds
                          *** TURN *** [Ts 3d 3s] [6h]
                          Mitch 360: bets $14
                          MiniP2002: calls $14
                          gaap: calls $14
                          *** RIVER *** [Ts 3d 3s 6h] [4c]
                          Mitch 360: checks
                          MiniP2002: checks
                          gaap: bets $61.50 and is all-in
                          Mitch 360: calls $24 and is all-in
                          MiniP2002: folds
                          Uncalled bet ($37.50) returned to gaap
                          *** SHOW DOWN ***
                          gaap: shows [Tc 3c] (a full house, Threes full of Tens)
                          Mitch 360: mucks hand
                          gaap collected $155.50 from pot
                          *** SUMMARY ***
                          Total pot $158.50 | Rake $3
                          Board [Ts 3d 3s 6h 4c]
                          Seat 2: MiniP2002 folded on the River
                          Seat 3: gaap showed [Tc 3c] and won ($155.50) with a full house, Threes full of Tens
                          Seat 4: romeox69 folded on the Flop
                          Seat 5: ibiza007 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
                          Seat 6: joninholima (small blind) folded before Flop
                          Seat 8: Mitch 360 (big blind) mucked [Qc Qh]
                          Seat 9: Livity folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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                            • Jack Sparrow
                              Almost goners..
                              • May 2008
                              • 11420
                              #8


                              Im on a winning streak, this is getting weird. Just after posting the one above, i got this play.

                              Here is the handhistory:

                              PokerStars Game #29126515553: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2009/06/08 7:52:32 ET
                              Table 'Caecilia II' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
                              Seat 1: medicii ($17 in chips)
                              Seat 2: AR_GTAm ($100 in chips)
                              Seat 3: gaap ($200.35 in chips)
                              Seat 5: ibiza007 ($51 in chips)
                              Seat 6: joninholima ($28.75 in chips)
                              Seat 7: bjao ($100 in chips)
                              Seat 8: Skibi ($18.50 in chips)
                              Seat 9: Livity ($127.05 in chips)
                              gaap said, "nh"
                              medicii: posts small blind $0.50
                              AR_GTAm: posts big blind $1
                              dymarko: sits out
                              *** HOLE CARDS ***
                              Dealt to gaap [3h 7h]
                              gaap: calls $1
                              ibiza007: raises $3 to $4
                              joninholima: folds
                              bjao: folds
                              Skibi: folds
                              Livity: folds
                              medicii: folds
                              AR_GTAm: folds
                              gaap: calls $3
                              *** FLOP *** [7d 5d 7c]
                              gaap: checks
                              ibiza007: bets $9
                              gaap: calls $9
                              *** TURN *** [7d 5d 7c] [Tc]
                              gaap: checks
                              ibiza007: bets $17
                              gaap: raises $170.35 to $187.35 and is all-in
                              ibiza007: calls $21 and is all-in
                              Uncalled bet ($149.35) returned to gaap
                              *** RIVER *** [7d 5d 7c Tc] [Js]
                              *** SHOW DOWN ***
                              gaap: shows [3h 7h] (three of a kind, Sevens)
                              ibiza007: mucks hand
                              gaap collected $100.50 from pot
                              *** SUMMARY ***
                              Total pot $103.50 | Rake $3
                              Board [7d 5d 7c Tc Js]
                              Seat 1: medicii (small blind) folded before Flop
                              Seat 2: AR_GTAm (big blind) folded before Flop
                              Seat 3: gaap showed [3h 7h] and won ($100.50) with three of a kind, Sevens
                              Seat 5: ibiza007 mucked [Kc Kd]
                              Seat 6: joninholima folded before Flop (didn't bet)
                              Seat 7: bjao folded before Flop (didn't bet)
                              Seat 8: Skibi folded before Flop (didn't bet)
                              Seat 9: Livity (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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                                • Nydahl
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Sep 2002
                                  • 6655
                                  #9
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                                    • Jack Sparrow
                                      Almost goners..
                                      • May 2008
                                      • 11420
                                      #10
                                      Well look me up, we will see
                                      Ps name: gaap

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                                        • paymeback
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2005
                                          • 1478
                                          #11
                                          lol @ starting hands
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                                            • pornguy
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                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 62910
                                              #12
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                                                • Jack Sparrow
                                                  Almost goners..
                                                  • May 2008
                                                  • 11420
                                                  #13
                                                  Yah haha so true pornguy!

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                                                    • biskoppen
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                      • 5809
                                                      #14
                                                      Online poker is rigged on all the low limit tables...
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                                                        • Jack Sparrow
                                                          Almost goners..
                                                          • May 2008
                                                          • 11420
                                                          #15
                                                          Play high limit with me ;)

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                                                            • HighSociety
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jun 2005
                                                              • 1786
                                                              #16
                                                              Wow, nice wins...based on your starting hands, looks like you see a lot of flops
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                                                                • gornyhuy
                                                                  Chafed.
                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                  • 18041
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Are there any free "trainers" online? I'd like to learn, but not willing to piss away money while learning.

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                                                                    • Sebastian Sands
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Mar 2005
                                                                      • 5223
                                                                      #18
                                                                      you must waste a lot of money, holding on to those hands to see a flop.. you showed 3 that you got lucky with, i want to see the other 300..

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                                                                        • Sebastian Sands
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Mar 2005
                                                                          • 5223
                                                                          #19
                                                                          I just checked your rankings. Let's play.. high stakes, low stakes, whatever you want. Your tournament rankings are super bad you have a ROI of -46% and you only cashed 11 bucks in the last 30 days.

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                                                                            • gornyhuy
                                                                              Chafed.
                                                                              • May 2002
                                                                              • 18041
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Bwahahahahhahhaahahah!

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                                                                                • paymeback
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • May 2005
                                                                                  • 1478
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Sebastian Sands
                                                                                  I just checked your rankings. Let's play.. high stakes, low stakes, whatever you want. Your tournament rankings are super bad you have a ROI of -46% and you only cashed 11 bucks in the last 30 days.
                                                                                  What does his tournament rankings have to do with cash games?
                                                                                  ICQ:36-43-49-11

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                                                                                    • John-ACWM
                                                                                      Work Work Work
                                                                                      • Nov 2008
                                                                                      • 20060
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Cool pics and it seems like you found some opponents already.

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                                                                                        • lazycash
                                                                                          Troll Patrol
                                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                                          • 15214
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Sebastian Sands
                                                                                          you must waste a lot of money, holding on to those hands to see a flop.. you showed 3 that you got lucky with, i want to see the other 300..
                                                                                          I was thinking the same thing. Wonder how much he called to see the flop in the first hand against bullets with his k/6 suited.
                                                                                          "WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams..

                                                                                          Its crazy..."

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                                                                                            • lazycash
                                                                                              Troll Patrol
                                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                                              • 15214
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by paymeback
                                                                                              What does his tournament rankings have to do with cash games?
                                                                                              It can be a general indicator of his skill level. Its rare that someone would be a horrible tournament player and consistently win money long term in cash games, in my opinion. I know some cash players don't have the patience for tourneys, but its that same impatience which gets them into trouble in cash games because they are consistently playing marginal hands.
                                                                                              "WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams..

                                                                                              Its crazy..."

                                                                                              VenusBlogger

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                                                                                                • Jack Sparrow
                                                                                                  Almost goners..
                                                                                                  • May 2008
                                                                                                  • 11420
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by ZICO10
                                                                                                  Wow, nice wins...based on your starting hands, looks like you see a lot of flops
                                                                                                  I do, i play to have fun. And most of the time i see a LOT of flops just to keep playing. Im getting bored fast if i want to play tight.

                                                                                                  Originally posted by Sebastian Sands
                                                                                                  you must waste a lot of money, holding on to those hands to see a flop.. you showed 3 that you got lucky with, i want to see the other 300..
                                                                                                  I do indeed. Dont take it to seriously bro, you might have noticed this thread is a thread of funny pics too. But your right, i waste a lot of money too.

                                                                                                  Originally posted by Sebastian Sands
                                                                                                  I just checked your rankings. Let's play.. high stakes, low stakes, whatever you want. Your tournament rankings are super bad you have a ROI of -46% and you only cashed 11 bucks in the last 30 days.
                                                                                                  I love people who base play or base skill on what some rankingsites say.
                                                                                                  Guess the 800 i won the last couple days does not count either, because i will play it down to 0 fast to be honest. Basing cashply on tournaments, never a good idea

                                                                                                  Originally posted by paymeback
                                                                                                  What does his tournament rankings have to do with cash games?
                                                                                                  Not much, unless someone likes to think playing a tournament which takes hours is the same as playing some fast high stake cash games.

                                                                                                  Originally posted by lazycash
                                                                                                  I was thinking the same thing. Wonder how much he called to see the flop in the first hand against bullets with his k/6 suited.
                                                                                                  Think i called 10 or something, maybe i can check if the hand history is still there.

                                                                                                  Originally posted by lazycash
                                                                                                  It can be a general indicator of his skill level. Its rare that someone would be a horrible tournament player and consistently win money long term in cash games, in my opinion. I know some cash players don't have the patience for tourneys, but its that same impatience which gets them into trouble in cash games because they are consistently playing marginal hands.
                                                                                                  I play lots of tours, but like you said it, patience is the key and is something i dont have much of when playing poker.

                                                                                                  The times i take the time to really play a tournament, i do pretty ok.

                                                                                                  But feel free to play met at the 1million turbo takedown, i won a ticket a few days ago by becoming first 5.

                                                                                                  And for the rest bitching about my play, hit me up on the tables, im there in 20 minutes, so whos up?

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                                                                                                    • moeloubani
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Dec 2007
                                                                                                      • 4235
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      happened to me with pokerstars, played and i was on a good streak not that good but pretty good up maybe $1k-2k in about 2 weeks, then one day i go to log in and my account wont work check my email and they wanted me to explain how and why i played a certain hand, i explained it and they reopened my account for a few days then closed it again saying i was 'chip dumping' (not sure what that means since i was winning) took like $250 i had in the account too

                                                                                                      damn pokerstars and that was the last time i played internet poker...

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                                                                                                        • art914
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                                                                                                          • Oct 2008
                                                                                                          • 337
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          never limp in lol
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                                                                                                            • RazorSharpe
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                                                                              • 2238
                                                                                                              #28
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                                                                                                                • natron
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                  • 7458
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  heeehaaaw


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                                                                                                                    • u-Bob
                                                                                                                      there's no $$$ in porn
                                                                                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                                                                                      • 33063
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      hehe

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                                                                                                                        • tranza
                                                                                                                          ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                                                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                          • 57559
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Nice hand MD! You got a Royal Flush, hehehe
                                                                                                                          I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                                                                            • Vitasoy
                                                                                                                              GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                              • 58202
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Some kick ass hands


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                                                                                                                                • lazycash
                                                                                                                                  Troll Patrol
                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                  • 15214
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by tranza
                                                                                                                                  Nice hand MD! You got a Royal Flush, hehehe
                                                                                                                                  wtf are you talking about?
                                                                                                                                  "WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams..

                                                                                                                                  Its crazy..."

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                                                                                                                                    • natron
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 7458
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      they might be talking about some hands at pokertableratings.com. Hes a sneaky guy


                                                                                                                                      nice hands Frisky

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                                                                                                                                        • Fat Panda
                                                                                                                                          Porn is Dead. Move along.
                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2006
                                                                                                                                          • 13296
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          chip dumping...and how can they prove that

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                                                                                                                                            • raven1083
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                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2007
                                                                                                                                              • 7687
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              can't wait to join you soon!
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