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Up the Harris
def: To have anal sex.
Similar to "up the dirttrack, dirtroad".
Used in "Catherine Tate Show" by a flaming homosexual, who refuses to admit he is one.
"Just because I am wearing a gentleman's sponge bag, doesn't mean I take it up the Harris! How very dare you!"
#anal#up the dirtroad#pooper#ass#sexComment
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Celophane wrap?
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ah the good ol' days when a Man went to work and came home to find his wife finishing dinner, the kids playing in the back yard and the Dog sitting by the fire place... Instead of his whore wife cheating on instagram… and his daughter whoring herself out on webcam in her roomAdult Design
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You forgot to add.ah the good ol' days when a Man went to work and came home to find his wife finishing dinner, the kids playing in the back yard and the Dog sitting by the fire place... Instead of his whore wife cheating on instagram… and his daughter whoring herself out on webcam in her room
His son wearing a dress and freebasing estrogen hormones.
As a pornographer you get to deal with:
50 year old fat blue hair feminist dykes bitching in your shop about the lack of inclusivity of lesbian porn selection.
Swingers that want to use your gloryhole cabin so that they can play switcheroo and the husband can be a fag sucking degenerate cocks.
Someone threatening to boycott you just because you produced a black gangbang video 15 years ago and called it Planet of the Apes Evolution.officially retired as of March 01 2018 but still fucking around and getting into shit.Comment




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