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  • notinmybackyard
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2012
    • 3230

    #1

    This Christmas learn how to...

    officially retired as of March 01 2018 but still fucking around and getting into shit.
  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38957

    #2
    i cunt a4da wife...


    👁️ 👍️ 💩

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    • EddyTheDog
      Just Doing My Own Thing
      • Jan 2011
      • 25433

      #3
      Originally posted by CurrentlySober
      i cunt a4da wife...
      I'll marry you for free...

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      • CurrentlySober
        Too lazy to wipe my ass
        • Aug 2002
        • 38957

        #4
        Originally posted by EddyTheDog
        I'll marry you for free...


        Only if you can convincingly make me believe that your a lady, like Emily does....


        👁️ 👍️ 💩

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        • CaptainHowdy
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2004
          • 94744

          #5
          Originally posted by EddyTheDog
          I'll marry you for free...
          Talk about and odd couple . . .

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          • EddyTheDog
            Just Doing My Own Thing
            • Jan 2011
            • 25433

            #6
            Originally posted by CurrentlySober


            Only if you can convincingly make me believe that your a lady, like Emily does....
            How very dare you? - Are you insinuating I TAKE IT UP THE HARRIS? - I have never been so insulted...

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            • EddyTheDog
              Just Doing My Own Thing
              • Jan 2011
              • 25433

              #7
              Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
              Talk about and odd couple . . .

              Bagsy I'm Walter Matthau!..

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              • ilnjscb
                Confirmed User
                • Jun 2009
                • 8974

                #8
                Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                How very dare you? - Are you insinuating I TAKE IT UP THE HARRIS? - I have never been so insulted...

                Up the Harris
                def: To have anal sex.

                Similar to "up the dirttrack, dirtroad".
                Used in "Catherine Tate Show" by a flaming homosexual, who refuses to admit he is one.
                "Just because I am wearing a gentleman's sponge bag, doesn't mean I take it up the Harris! How very dare you!"
                #anal#up the dirtroad#pooper#ass#sex

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                • NatalieMojoHost
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2013
                  • 1479

                  #9
                  Celophane wrap?

                  MojoHost.COM | natalie at mojohost dot com | Skype natalie.ac | Telegram @znatalie. Since 1999: 70 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence.

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                  • CaptainHowdy
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Dec 2004
                    • 94744

                    #10

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                    • Smack dat
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Jul 2016
                      • 4613

                      #11
                      Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                      Casio Classic.

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                      • adultinnovation
                        WIFE CHANGING MONEY
                        • Mar 2019
                        • 5359

                        #12
                        ah the good ol' days when a Man went to work and came home to find his wife finishing dinner, the kids playing in the back yard and the Dog sitting by the fire place... Instead of his whore wife cheating on instagram… and his daughter whoring herself out on webcam in her room
                        Adult Design
                        HTML5 programming, Wordpress, Paysite Design, Logo Design & branding, Motion graphics, Tutorial Videos, Motion Advertisement's, 3D and 2D animation

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                        • notinmybackyard
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2012
                          • 3230

                          #13
                          Originally posted by adultinnovation
                          ah the good ol' days when a Man went to work and came home to find his wife finishing dinner, the kids playing in the back yard and the Dog sitting by the fire place... Instead of his whore wife cheating on instagram… and his daughter whoring herself out on webcam in her room
                          You forgot to add.

                          His son wearing a dress and freebasing estrogen hormones.

                          As a pornographer you get to deal with:

                          50 year old fat blue hair feminist dykes bitching in your shop about the lack of inclusivity of lesbian porn selection.

                          Swingers that want to use your gloryhole cabin so that they can play switcheroo and the husband can be a fag sucking degenerate cocks.

                          Someone threatening to boycott you just because you produced a black gangbang video 15 years ago and called it Planet of the Apes Evolution.
                          officially retired as of March 01 2018 but still fucking around and getting into shit.

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