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  • spacedog
    Yes that IS me. Bitch.
    • Nov 2001
    • 14149
    #1

    I think I bit more than I can chew.. This is alot of work

    I'm so sore and tired all the time for the last three weeks.

    I reached a point in life where I was pretty much sick and fucking tired of the busy bullshit everywhere.. Like mobbed stores, traffic, people.. mostly people.. I got fucking sick of everything and just wanted peace and quiet.

    So, I moved off the beach and picked up a property out in the fucking boondocks.

    Ok, so here I am and have this huge fucking house with a garage, a barn and a shed that sits on I don't know how many fucking acres and surrounded by woods.


    So, I decide that I'm going to farm, lol

    In the last three weeks I have planted 70 rows of corn, 24 tomato plants, 16 pepper plants, 20 cucumber plants, 20 pumpkins, 50 bean, 50 pea, 6 egg plant, 40 squash, 15 potato, 12 onion, 10 spinach, 10 zucchini and 30 carrot.

    My wife thinks I went nuts, lol.. cause I picked up a dozen chickens and 2 goats.
    This coming week I'm looking to add a dog, a pair of rabbits and a horse.


    Anyway, man, I think I created too much work for myself. I wish I had a fucking tractor, lol
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    • Va2k
      I’m still alive barley.
      • Oct 2001
      • 10060
      #2
      Damn, glad you are making a come back dude! Good luck.

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        • GigoloJustin
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2005
          • 2244
          #3
          Sounds like a lot go manage yourself =) GL

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            • SomeCreep
              :glugglug
              • Mar 2003
              • 26118
              #4
              Originally posted by spacedog
              I'm so sore and tired all the time for the last three weeks.

              I reached a point in life where I was pretty much sick and fucking tired of the busy bullshit everywhere.. Like mobbed stores, traffic, people.. mostly people.. I got fucking sick of everything and just wanted peace and quiet.

              So, I moved off the beach and picked up a property out in the fucking boondocks.

              Ok, so here I am and have this huge fucking house with a garage, a barn and a shed that sits on I don't know how many fucking acres and surrounded by woods.


              So, I decide that I'm going to farm, lol

              In the last three weeks I have planted 70 rows of corn, 24 tomato plants, 16 pepper plants, 20 cucumber plants, 20 pumpkins, 50 bean, 50 pea, 6 egg plant, 40 squash, 15 potato, 12 onion, 10 spinach, 10 zucchini and 30 carrot.

              My wife thinks I went nuts, lol.. cause I picked up a dozen chickens and 2 goats.
              This coming week I'm looking to add a dog, a pair of rabbits and a horse.


              Anyway, man, I think I created too much work for myself. I wish I had a fucking tractor, lol
              Nigga, please.

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                • anarchy
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 378
                  #5
                  Glad you followed your instict.. you're gonna need the food soon when the dollar becomes worthless..
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                    • seeandsee
                      Check SIG!
                      • Mar 2006
                      • 50945
                      #6
                      Originally posted by spacedog
                      I'm so sore and tired all the time for the last three weeks.

                      I reached a point in life where I was pretty much sick and fucking tired of the busy bullshit everywhere.. Like mobbed stores, traffic, people.. mostly people.. I got fucking sick of everything and just wanted peace and quiet.

                      So, I moved off the beach and picked up a property out in the fucking boondocks.

                      Ok, so here I am and have this huge fucking house with a garage, a barn and a shed that sits on I don't know how many fucking acres and surrounded by woods.


                      So, I decide that I'm going to farm, lol

                      In the last three weeks I have planted 70 rows of corn, 24 tomato plants, 16 pepper plants, 20 cucumber plants, 20 pumpkins, 50 bean, 50 pea, 6 egg plant, 40 squash, 15 potato, 12 onion, 10 spinach, 10 zucchini and 30 carrot.

                      My wife thinks I went nuts, lol.. cause I picked up a dozen chickens and 2 goats.
                      This coming week I'm looking to add a dog, a pair of rabbits and a horse.


                      Anyway, man, I think I created too much work for myself. I wish I had a fucking tractor, lol
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                        • PSSuperstars
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                          • Jan 2006
                          • 1477
                          #7
                          Tell your wife that she should be glad your midlife crisis didn't include hookers and blow ;)

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                            • Socks
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2002
                              • 8475
                              #8
                              Holy shit man.. I've wanted to move to Mexico for a long time now...

                              But I never thought of MAKING MEXICO HERE????

                              Whereabouts man? Sounds like a cool place. Always good to learn things you can use in old age, like gardening. Chess and golf are also great things you can do into your oldies.

                              But be prepared, you're going to be a really bad farmer for the first year or three at least. It's not easy at all.

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                                • PurrrsianPussyKat
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 2088
                                  #9
                                  Holy crap.. who's going to eat all that food?

                                  I planted 3 cucumber plants last summer and I was giving them away by the bag full to family and neighbors!
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                                    • Fat Panda
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                                      • Aug 2006
                                      • 13296
                                      #10
                                      holy mother fucking shit

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                                        • JamesK
                                          hi
                                          • Jun 2002
                                          • 16731
                                          #11
                                          2 goats? That's awesome.
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                                            • leg4
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                                              • May 2003
                                              • 4429
                                              #12
                                              Coulda been worse...

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                                                • Agent 488
                                                  Registered User
                                                  • Feb 2006
                                                  • 22511
                                                  #13
                                                  sounds like you would need a ryder truck filled with fertilizer for all that.

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                                                    • FrozenJag
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Oct 2006
                                                      • 1763
                                                      #14
                                                      Buy a tractor for real. No farm is a farm without a tractor at the least.

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                                                        • Mr Pheer
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                          • 22082
                                                          #15
                                                          How did you plant 70 rows of corn without a tractor? Other people here may fall for it, but I grew up up in East Texas and I know that you dont plant 70 rows of anything without some agricultural machinery help.

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                                                            • MrMaxwell
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Jul 2005
                                                              • 10057
                                                              #16
                                                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEOxYV25lbg

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                                                                • IllTestYourGirls
                                                                  Ah My Balls
                                                                  • Feb 2007
                                                                  • 14311
                                                                  #17
                                                                  kick ass man! buy a tractor! lol

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                                                                    • D Ghost
                                                                      null
                                                                      • May 2006
                                                                      • 9819
                                                                      #18
                                                                      wow, that is hardcore, much respect...

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                                                                        • Socks
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • May 2002
                                                                          • 8475
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Mr Pheer
                                                                          How did you plant 70 rows of corn without a tractor? Other people here may fall for it, but I grew up up in East Texas and I know that you dont plant 70 rows of anything without some agricultural machinery help.
                                                                          I think we can safely assume he meant 70 corn plants, as everything else was numbered by plant and not row.

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                                                                            • The Other Sweetie
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                                              • 453
                                                                              #20
                                                                              You're going to get real tired from those goats pretty quick when you realize how much they shit those annoying little turd pellets all over the place. lol

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                                                                                • spacedog
                                                                                  Yes that IS me. Bitch.
                                                                                  • Nov 2001
                                                                                  • 14149
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Socks
                                                                                  I think we can safely assume he meant 70 corn plants, as everything else was numbered by plant and not row.
                                                                                  Yes sir. 2 packages of seed which are actually hard dried corn kernels.

                                                                                  No machinery. All I got is some metal rakes, couple of shovels and a digging spoon. I got one of those fertilizer spreader thingies, but it's not powered.. just walk around and push it.

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                                                                                    • spacedog
                                                                                      Yes that IS me. Bitch.
                                                                                      • Nov 2001
                                                                                      • 14149
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by The Other Sweetie
                                                                                      You're going to get real tired from those goats pretty quick when you realize how much they shit those annoying little turd pellets all over the place. lol
                                                                                      They get added to the compost piles with the chicken shit and kitchen waste.

                                                                                      I had to buy 2 pounds of worms for the compost. Will save me from having to buy fertilizer.

                                                                                      $25 for a pound of red wriggly worms.. 1000 worms per pound..

                                                                                      As for the chicken shit, since I never owned chickens before I had to read on backyardchickens.com and they say to let some of the shit compost on the floor and cover with pine shavings so the composting process generates heat for the winter.. but I won't be doing that until October.

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                                                                                        • HorseShit
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                                                          • 17513
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          So you went insane?

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                                                                                            • Vitasoy
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                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                              • 58202
                                                                                              #24
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                                                                                                • Si
                                                                                                  Such Fun!
                                                                                                  • Feb 2008
                                                                                                  • 13900
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  I sale short goats.

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                                                                                                    • collegeboobies
                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                                                      • 3644
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      sounds like a lot of fun

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                                                                                                        • Calico Jack
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                                                                          • 2051
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Just don't eat the dog!

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                                                                                                            • spacedog
                                                                                                              Yes that IS me. Bitch.
                                                                                                              • Nov 2001
                                                                                                              • 14149
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Justin
                                                                                                              So you went insane?
                                                                                                              not yet

                                                                                                              Give me some time. I suppose all these fucking bugs will drive me crazy.

                                                                                                              Actually, I found a few things around here that annoy me. The driveway.. my house is on a hill and the roads in and out are dirt and gravel and the driveway is two horseshoe shapes.. one that goes up and turns in front of house then back down, but if you don't turn and go straight instead, it brings you out back behind the house and around.

                                                                                                              My van don't like climbing the hill.. Already dug some holes with my tires.

                                                                                                              Also, the hill is a pain in the fucking balls going down on my motorcycle..



                                                                                                              The water is a pain in the ass too since it's well water and tastes like shit.. stinks too sometimes... had to scrub the fuck out of the sinks, tub and toilet when I moved in to remove the reddish tint.. Magnesium something I think is what they told me.. Anyway, I'm supposed to open the well and add some water softener.. Gotta fuck with this well just to see what needs to be done as I need to figure out how to make the pump run on a generator if there's ever a power outage, which I imagine may happen a few times over the winter considering all the wires run through the goddamn forest in front of the house.

                                                                                                              I had to buy several gallons of spring water per week because of this.

                                                                                                              Oh.. fucking ticks.. I found one in my navel.. cocksucker bit me.. the people at backyardchickens.com told me to let my chickens roam around since they eat ticks.. But I bought 2 40lb bags of ant & tick granules to spread around the house and don't want the chickens eating it..

                                                                                                              Every night a raccoon is on our porch eating garbage.. been trying to catch the critter on camera, but he's a smart fucker and gets away before I can white balance and record.

                                                                                                              At night, it's pitch fucking black out other than the moon and stars.. hearing crickets, birds and other sounds of nature at night is so much better than all the man made noise I had to deal with before.. I actually like it, but sort of creeps me out sometimes when I hear twig snapping kind of sounds in the wee hours of the night.

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                                                                                                                • xxxdesign-net
                                                                                                                  My hips don't lie
                                                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                  • 10129
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  living the dream... now you need a rifle and a rocking chair

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                                                                                                                    • Brujah
                                                                                                                      Beer Money Baron
                                                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                      • 22157
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      How many acres?

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                                                                                                                        • The Other Sweetie
                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                          • 453
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          I miss that peace & quiet. I live at the beach and I'm ready to go back and get country again. Used to do that well water, chop wood, burn barrel shit and that's too Little House on the Prairie for me now, but what I wouldn't give for that sheer quiet and solitude again. Can't stand all this tourist shit every year.

                                                                                                                          Give it time and those raccoons will get pretty comfy with you. Had a raccoon used to eat the cat food outside my door. Then it turned into a damn family of them. Got to the point where they wouldn't even run when I'd open the door or turn on the spotlight. They'd just stop eating and give me a "Fuck You" look and then keep on eating with me standing not even 2 feet away. Give em enough time and you'll be able to snap a pic of them flipping you the bird. lol

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                                                                                                                            • Dvae
                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                              • 5326
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by spacedog
                                                                                                                              not yet


                                                                                                                              At night, it's pitch fucking black out other than the moon and stars.. hearing crickets, birds and other sounds of nature at night is so much better than all the man made noise I had to deal with before.. I actually like it, but sort of creeps me out sometimes when I hear twig snapping kind of sounds in the wee hours of the night.
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                                                                                                                                • kush
                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                                  • 3382
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by spacedog
                                                                                                                                  I'm so sore and tired all the time for the last three weeks.

                                                                                                                                  In the last three weeks I have planted 70 rows of corn, 24 tomato plants, 16 pepper plants, 20 cucumber plants, 20 pumpkins, 50 bean, 50 pea, 6 egg plant, 40 squash, 15 potato, 12 onion, 10 spinach, 10 zucchini and 30 carrot.
                                                                                                                                  Lol ... 1 zucchini plant will produce more than all of your carrot, spinach, and onion combined. Your numbers/ratios are way off!

                                                                                                                                  And where is this location to be planting this late in the season?

                                                                                                                                  Kudos anyways for getting started. I have my first big garden this year and it really is great getting away from the computer and working out there. Gardening and getting a great harvest and variety is a SCIENCE!
                                                                                                                                  Last edited by kush; 06-06-2009, 08:40 PM.

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                                                                                                                                    • Zorgman
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                      • 6103
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      I know what your wife is thinking.

                                                                                                                                      GET BACK TO FUCKING WORK!!
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                                                                                                                                        • Mr. Billy
                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                          • 467
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Living here in the silicon valley, I see ads for property located in the countryside 2 or 3 hundered miles away and it seems tempting sometimes. It certainly is more affordable that what you can buy here for your money. But that will probably be a retirement thing if I do it.

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                                                                                                                                            • SilentKnight
                                                                                                                                              Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2005
                                                                                                                                              • 24812
                                                                                                                                              #36



                                                                                                                                              (kiddin'...actually, I'd trade places for the country in a heartbeat)

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                                                                                                                                                • voa
                                                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2006
                                                                                                                                                  • 16532
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Clever choice from you.Farm is nice place for relaxing

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                                                                                                                                                    • hjnet
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                                                                                                                                                      • May 2002
                                                                                                                                                      • 3815
                                                                                                                                                      #38

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                                                                                                                                                        • papill0n
                                                                                                                                                          Unregistered Abuser
                                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2007
                                                                                                                                                          • 15547
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          sounds fucking awesome spacedog - i'd love to live somewhere like that

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                                                                                                                                                            • mineistaken
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                                                                                                                                                              • Apr 2007
                                                                                                                                                              • 29656
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              its great and whats important - you will eat "clean" and healthy food that you grew up yourself

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                                                                                                                                                                • Manowar
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                                                  • 71528
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by xxxdesign-net
                                                                                                                                                                  living the dream... now you need a rifle and a rocking chair

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                                                                                                                                                                    • Chris
                                                                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                      • May 2003
                                                                                                                                                                      • 27880
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      id rather just go to the store n buy my veggie's ;x
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                                                                                                                                                                        • LeRoy
                                                                                                                                                                          Porn Pusher
                                                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2007
                                                                                                                                                                          • 13362
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Thats my dream man.

                                                                                                                                                                          Gettin the fuck out of here and just doin some farmin. Or just plain watch the weeds grow ;)

                                                                                                                                                                          My wife and her shopping though.... I'm stuck here
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                                                                                                                                                                            • Sosa
                                                                                                                                                                              In Tushy Land
                                                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                                                              • 40149
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              sounds peaceful

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                                                                                                                                                                                • Diomed
                                                                                                                                                                                  Converting like it's 1999
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2009
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 6167
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Don't all adult webmasters hate people / traffic / checkout lines / over population?

                                                                                                                                                                                  I know I do.

                                                                                                                                                                                  Unfortunately,

                                                                                                                                                                                  I live on a main street.. I can't even walk to the mailbox without seeing 5 people
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Iron Fist
                                                                                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2006
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 23400
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      You WANT to be a farmer?

                                                                                                                                                                                      So this is what porn burnout looks like?
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Nicky
                                                                                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 30071
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          lol, another 30 or so years and I might consider it.

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
                                                                                                                                                                                              I guarantee it
                                                                                                                                                                                              • May 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 18314
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by spacedog
                                                                                                                                                                                              I'm so sore and tired all the time for the last three weeks.

                                                                                                                                                                                              I reached a point in life where I was pretty much sick and fucking tired of the busy bullshit everywhere.. Like mobbed stores, traffic, people.. mostly people.. I got fucking sick of everything and just wanted peace and quiet.

                                                                                                                                                                                              So, I moved off the beach and picked up a property out in the fucking boondocks.

                                                                                                                                                                                              Ok, so here I am and have this huge fucking house with a garage, a barn and a shed that sits on I don't know how many fucking acres and surrounded by woods.


                                                                                                                                                                                              So, I decide that I'm going to farm, lol

                                                                                                                                                                                              In the last three weeks I have planted 70 rows of corn, 24 tomato plants, 16 pepper plants, 20 cucumber plants, 20 pumpkins, 50 bean, 50 pea, 6 egg plant, 40 squash, 15 potato, 12 onion, 10 spinach, 10 zucchini and 30 carrot.

                                                                                                                                                                                              My wife thinks I went nuts, lol.. cause I picked up a dozen chickens and 2 goats.
                                                                                                                                                                                              This coming week I'm looking to add a dog, a pair of rabbits and a horse.


                                                                                                                                                                                              Anyway, man, I think I created too much work for myself. I wish I had a fucking tractor, lol
                                                                                                                                                                                              good stuff

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
                                                                                                                                                                                                  I guarantee it
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • May 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 18314
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  what u gonna do with the chickens? food or something?

                                                                                                                                                                                                  would you be able to kill them? (chop heads off?)

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • HorseShit
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 17513
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      I would not add anything that will not serve a purpose, unless you are going to eat those rabbits they don't serve one.

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