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11-20-2019, 12:43 AM

Here is a list of things that girls like. Hopefully this list can get you laid:

1. Door mat men or anyone else they can control (like the pretty girl with her group of ugly trolls)

2. Attention. The more the merrier. They will go to extremes, even learning technology, to get more attention

3. Books. Girls love books. They like going to arty farty places that sell books of all types. The more obscure the authors are, the better the books are

4. Macaroons. So pretty and 'grammable

5. Art. Even though art depicts daggy fashion and bad hairstyles, girls love art

6. Classical musical and opera. Even though they only know how to suck the bone and they have no listening skills, girls love the classics and the Italian/ German languages. Bunch of Nazi's I say

7. Designer products

8. Make up

9. Skin care

10. Dogs and Dildos. To get through the lonely times with no attention. Expecting dog and dildo sales to grow at a fast trajectory as there are more girls than boys = indefinite singledom for the uglies and crazies (i.e. 95% of females)

Here's a few other thing in no particular order:

Height
Social status
Confidence
Experience
Facial Aesthetics
Body Aesthetics
Money
General toughness/strength
Mental fortitude
Ability to get her off
Good with kids, would be a good dad
Charismatic
Not being Indian or Asian
Intelligence
Talent

good luck.

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11-20-2019, 01:05 AM

11. Blowjob.

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11-20-2019, 01:15 AM

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11-20-2019, 01:39 AM

Originally posted by adultinnovation

Here is a list of things that girls like. Hopefully this list can get you laid:

1. Door mat men or anyone else they can control (like the pretty girl with her group of ugly trolls)

2. Attention. The more the merrier. They will go to extremes, even learning technology, to get more attention

3. Books. Girls love books. They like going to arty farty places that sell books of all types. The more obscure the authors are, the better the books are

4. Macaroons. So pretty and 'grammable

5. Art. Even though art depicts daggy fashion and bad hairstyles, girls love art

6. Classical musical and opera. Even though they only know how to suck the bone and they have no listening skills, girls love the classics and the Italian/ German languages. Bunch of Nazi's I say

7. Designer products

8. Make up

9. Skin care

10. Dogs and Dildos. To get through the lonely times with no attention. Expecting dog and dildo sales to grow at a fast trajectory as there are more girls than boys = indefinite singledom for the uglies and crazies (i.e. 95% of females)

Here's a few other thing in no particular order:

Height
Social status
Confidence
Experience
Facial Aesthetics
Body Aesthetics
Money
General toughness/strength
Mental fortitude
Ability to get her off
Good with kids, would be a good dad
Charismatic
Not being Indian or Asian
Intelligence
Talent

good luck.

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11-20-2019, 02:04 AM

Money.. nothing else matters and don't let anyone tell ya different...
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11-20-2019, 02:42 AM

Originally posted by adultinnovation

Here is a list of things that girls like. Hopefully this list can get you laid:

1. Door mat men or anyone else they can control (like the pretty girl with her group of ugly trolls)

If a man is a doormat then he has no one to blame but himself. Yes, it's very possible to be male without being a MAN.

Furthermore the head games women play is because they're subconsciously daring men to set limits on them. - Always put a broad in her place and don't tolerate any of her bullshit

Absolutely NO WOMAN is happy unless she's barefoot and pregnant and under the authority of a man.

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11-20-2019, 02:48 AM

It depends on what kind of woman you're talking about. Some of them will be with you because you have money, but the question is do you want to be with such a girl. Or are we talking just sex here? Then it is all about the energy, charisma...

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11-20-2019, 03:10 AM

As a girl I can only agree with the books part
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11-20-2019, 03:48 AM

Originally posted by adultinnovation

Here is a list of things that girls like. Hopefully this list can get you laid:

1. Door mat men or anyone else they can control (like the pretty girl with her group of ugly trolls)

This is the exact opposite of what girls like. Girls are attracted to men they can't control.

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11-20-2019, 04:04 AM

If you dealt with women youll certainly know that they tend to defy generalizations . . .

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11-20-2019, 04:56 AM

Women like men. Period.

Men, on the other hand, are super easy. Men like blowjobs. Daily.

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11-20-2019, 06:30 AM

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11-20-2019, 12:25 PM

2. Attention. The more the merrier. They will go to extremes, even learning technology, to get more attention

Most people like attention, for women throw in some flattery to help. That new "hairstyle" looks great on you. Adjust "hairstyle" to suit and you have a winner.

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11-20-2019, 12:39 PM

OK Boomers.
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11-20-2019, 01:04 PM

Originally posted by JSWENSON

OK Boomers.

So what do you call guys that are older than boomers? (Besides old)

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11-20-2019, 01:33 PM

Originally posted by JSWENSON

OK Boomers.

You appear enthused someone else coined that term so you could repeat it ad nauseam in multiple threads.

Intended as a simple dismissal of the boomer generation - it's representative of a generation of simpletons.
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11-20-2019, 04:47 PM

Originally posted by notinmybackyard

If a man is a doormat then he has no one to blame but himself. Yes, it's very possible to be male without being a MAN.

Furthermore the head games women play is because they're subconsciously daring men to set limits on them. - Always put a broad in her place and don't tolerate any of her bullshit

Absolutely NO WOMAN is happy unless she's barefoot and pregnant and under the authority of a man.

^^ This ^^

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11-20-2019, 05:40 PM

I'm not seeing anything in this thread that's going to get any of you laid. Keep on trucking though you might get lucky. lol

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11-21-2019, 12:43 AM

Originally posted by notinmybackyard

If a man is a doormat then he has no one to blame but himself. Yes, it's very possible to be male without being a MAN.

Furthermore the head games women play is because they're subconsciously daring men to set limits on them. - Always put a broad in her place and don't tolerate any of her bullshit

Absolutely NO WOMAN is happy unless she's barefoot and pregnant and under the authority of a man.

so is beating every now and then OK ?

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11-21-2019, 02:01 AM

Women also love being with a man who will make them laugh. Not at him, but by him.

Also listen to what she says then comment on it, if you only want to get laid make her think you agree with her. So long as you remain in control it works.

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11-21-2019, 03:34 AM

Originally posted by freecartoonporn

so is beating every now and then OK ?

Well since you asked so politely if you're close enough I'll be happy to kick your ass.

But please don't cry like a fairy when I do because I really hate that.

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11-21-2019, 04:50 AM

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11-21-2019, 07:10 AM

Originally posted by adultinnovation

Here is a list of things that girls like. Hopefully this list can get you laid:

1. Door mat men or anyone else they can control (like the pretty girl with her group of ugly trolls)

2. Attention. The more the merrier. They will go to extremes, even learning technology, to get more attention

3. Books. Girls love books. They like going to arty farty places that sell books of all types. The more obscure the authors are, the better the books are

4. Macaroons. So pretty and 'grammable

5. Art. Even though art depicts daggy fashion and bad hairstyles, girls love art

6. Classical musical and opera. Even though they only know how to suck the bone and they have no listening skills, girls love the classics and the Italian/ German languages. Bunch of Nazi's I say

7. Designer products

8. Make up

9. Skin care

10. Dogs and Dildos. To get through the lonely times with no attention. Expecting dog and dildo sales to grow at a fast trajectory as there are more girls than boys = indefinite singledom for the uglies and crazies (i.e. 95% of females)

Here's a few other thing in no particular order:

Height
Social status
Confidence
Experience
Facial Aesthetics
Body Aesthetics
Money
General toughness/strength
Mental fortitude
Ability to get her off
Good with kids, would be a good dad
Charismatic
Not being Indian or Asian
Intelligence
Talent

good luck.

I can say for sure that being the first 2 will not help you so I don't know why you'd have those on the list. I've always found that the less interest I show, the more attention I would get.

I can remember several girls I dated where it ended with me saying something like "Ok, we're going to stop seeing each other because you seem a little busy with other things and kind of disinterested. You know how to reach me...so let me know when YOU know what you want."

9 out of 10 times I got a call. Sometimes it was weeks or months later. Even a couple years later. But once that happened, I always had the upper hand in the power dynamic from that point. If I didn't get sex when I wanted, I moved on.

By the way, you sound like you have a low opinion of women and I would be very surprised if they like you too. It makes sense based on the shitty opinions you express hereon a daily basis. You seem like a generally shitty person, so I can't imagine any reality where you're not a cause of vaginal dryness.
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11-21-2019, 03:40 PM

Originally posted by bronco67

, I always had the upper hand in the power dynamic from

I can see where having the upper hand is important to you... fuck equality, right? you're one hell of a man, you make those bitches toe the line
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11-21-2019, 04:16 PM

Aside from 99% of the bottom extras on the list, most of this is a recipe for beta fail disaster.
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11-21-2019, 04:19 PM

Originally posted by bronco67

vaginal dryness.

lol

he's an interesting case study. claims to work in adult but clearly has issues with women, gay people, trans people, people who don't possess stat quo 80's strip club attractiveness as long as they are not women...oh wait

probably a longer list but not gonna put in the effort to look up his history of contributions (let's call them that)

there must be a client out there for him somewhere, fuck if I'd know where though

an interesting diatribe, though suggesting men just be hot, fun to be around, smart and kind would be much more simple. bonus points if you can dance

I so love my boy for not buying into this nonsense and being a real man based on who he is, not some contrived facsimile of what the internet tells us is in this season

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